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Name:
A JESUS FISH WONT SAVE YOU FROM A CARCRASH
Birthdate:
28 July
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im the holy testament.♥
WERE JUST TRYING TO GET TO THE CLUB AND SHAKE OUR ASSES.
theres no point in getting sucked into this. it will do nothing for you.
& also.
you arent rick james or denver max. fucking idiot.

OMGZZZZ. SO MANY THINGS WENT WRONG TODAY.
MY NORMA JEANS DONT FIT ANYMORE AND I JUST WANT TO CURL UP AND DIE.
BUT EVERY TIME I DIE I UNEARTH THE LOCUST BUGSSSS AND THEY EAT MY FACE.
SOME GIRLS TRIED TO TALK TO ME TODAY AND I WAS LIKE FUCK...IM DEAD!@#!@!!!@$!#!@
THEN I WAS LIKE GET THE FUCK AWAY. AND SHE SAYS "DONT BE SO ANAL, CUNT."
THEN I WENT CHARLES BRONSON ON HER AND SHE BIT ME WITH HER HOLY MOLARS.
THE WHOLE THING WAS BECAUSE SHE DECIDED TO CONVERGE INTO SOME PSYCHO BITCH AND THEN I HAD TO KILL HER. SO THEN WE WENT ON AN ABORTION CLINIC SHOOTING SPREE.


dont steal my stories unless you want to be shot.



      
get the fuck off your myspace & read a book you piece of shit



come die with us


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im bomb.

my layout was made my heterotroph
you wanna be but you cant be l-a-u-r-e-n.

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