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[24 Apr 2006|01:30pm]
I'm sorry it's been so long since I've posted in this mother. I needed some time off from my life so I could quit making such a shambles of it. But things are better now, I'm ready to climb out from beneath this rock I've been hibernating under and see the sun again.

You probably won't even recognize me.
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[26 Jan 2006|03:52pm]
Um, nothing really to say. Everything is good. My writing is coming along pretty well. Reading lots of comic books. Bumming around campus, eating and smoking and playing pool occasionally, because that's all there is to do here. Besides class.

Me and my car had an interesting incident with a large rock last night, which ended in me waiting for an hour an a half for the goddamned AAA tow truck guy to show up and dislodge my car from said rock, and missing the new episode of Lost. Anyone who really knows me understands how devastating this was for me.

Still creepily stalking the cute girl who rolls her own cigarettes. Thinking of getting a new job. Loving life. Missing friends.

Adam or Jo, call me at home A.S.A.P, I haven't seen you kids in forever.

P.S. To Emily: I know I always say I will and never do, but this time I really will call you. I swear.

P.S. To Everyone Else: If anyone wants to buy me a copy of the novel "The Third Policeman" by Flann O'Brien, I would not object in any way.

Love, Kiel.
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[21 Jan 2006|02:56pm]
Hi, Livejournal. It's good to see you again.

It has been so long since I have updated. I am on an indefinite hiatus from life. I live like a hermit, except I'm a hermit who watches Conan O'Brien and Stephen Colbert a lot. And only leaves the house for things like work and school. I think I only had about 5 total hangouts over the entire break. That needs to end soon.

My computer crashed so I no longer have AIM, and my internet is the slowest thing in the entire world so I can't download it again, so everyone can feel free to contact me via LJ for the next month or so.

Peace out.
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[16 Dec 2005|12:36am]
An Open Letter to 2006

Dear 2006,

How are you? Yeah, I know you're out there. Lurking just around the corner. A couple more weeks and you'll actually be upon us. I just have a few things I'd like to say to you before you arrive

1.) Please, Please be a better year than 2005.

Seriously. This year has been almost a complete wash for me. If I have to sit through another year of boring, pointless school, family hassling me, getting blown off by friends, and being single, I'm fully prepared to start slitting throats. I'm not sure what good this will do, but I am prepared to do it.

2.) I know I'll probably be working on new years eve, but PLEASE let this new years be better than last.

I have not had a definitively good new years celebration since I can't remember when. I spent one year at a funeral, another year grounded indoors and re-writing Arthur Millers "The Crucible" for an extra-credit english project. And this year...well this year had it's high points but afterward, sunk to an all time low. I can't stress enough how important it is going to be for me to have a decent new year's celebration.

3.) I know I've already mentioned this, but if 2006 is going to be the 4th year running for me being single...I give up. I am so tired of this. When is it my turn to, you know, be happy?

I don't ask for much, '06. Just be a better year than '05. It can't be that hard, 2005 has sucked royally.

You don't have to read thisCollapse )
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See if you can smell the sarcasm [15 Dec 2005|09:23pm]
Hi, everything's great

Hey, everything's fine

What's up, I'm not a miserable wreck.
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[29 Nov 2005|04:17pm]
I am so fucking sick of living here. I kid you not. I am tired of people knocking on my door all day, or otherwise just barging into my room unannounced. I'm sick of people taking my shit. I'm sick of people moving my shit so I have to waste fifteen fucking minutes looking for it when I'm already late for class. I'm sick of my sister stealing my T.V. based on her claim that it isn't really mine, which it is. I'm sick of having to clean up after her all the god damned time (see: bananna peal on the couch). I'm sick of having to drive my dad to and from work. I'm sick of my mom's constant drinking and yelling. I need to get out of this house. And by that I mean, I need someone to pick me up like right now and get me out of here because I don't have a car right now and I also mean that I need to move out of this house STAT.

< / bitching>
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See if you can pick out the running theme... [27 Nov 2005|12:02am]
Sometimes I talk and talk for hours into the mirror on the off chance that maybe something charming will stumble out of my mouth. Sometimes I hide behind sunglass lenses so that you can't tell that I don't know where to look except into your eyes. Sometimes it seems like every few days I walk out of my room in a haze of cigarette smoke and the whole world has passed me by. Sometimes I miss you so much I think my insides are bleeding. Sometimes the way you talk reminds me of the lies we tell ourselves so that we can sleep at night. Sometimes I wonder whether or not gravity really is responsible for people falling in love. Sometimes I sleep untill 2 in the afternoon to disguise the fact that I don't have any friends. Sometimes I just want to pack up my things and leave.
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[26 Nov 2005|10:49pm]
So I stumbled upon this little webcomic called The Adventures of Blue and Joy. It is about two dolls, one who is always happy but was made to look sad and one who is always sad but was made to look happy, and all the adventures they have together.

Warning, This Very Well May Make You Cry
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[25 Nov 2005|06:11am]
Hey guys. I am sorry that I have been hiding away from my life for a while. I took some time to poke my head out of my bedroom and see what was going on with the rest of the world that I have been ignoring lately. Turns out, it was Thanksgiving today. I didn't even know that it was Thursday, let alone Thanksgiving. I had a good day, I hope everyone else did too. Good food, good family.

I'm thankful for...Collapse )

So I just want to put something out there. I know that I am kindof a hermit and I act like I hate everyone. But I don't. Really, I promise. I am just having some difficulty with my lifestyle. I hope people can be understanding of that because I really do miss having friends.
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[21 Nov 2005|01:06am]

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[19 Nov 2005|12:36am]
I'm sorry guys but this is the best song in the entire world

Wow, I can get sexual too - by Say Anything

If I die and go to hell real soon
it will appear to me as this room
and for eternity I'd lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned, with a pillow under my head

I'd be chatting on the inter-web
maggots prey upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
on the phone every day, I'll permanently hit the hay, hey

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
she touched herself
she touched herself

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

At this rate...
I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear
when she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the oldschool

You're to young to be this empty, girl
I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
Know that you will be my downfall
but I call and I call and I call

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
she touched herself
she touched herself

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

I dont know what I want (repeat times 8)
(Ban the internet) (repeat times 4)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
she touched herself
she touched herself

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
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[06 Nov 2005|12:10pm]

My name is Kiel Mackler

And my life is a total joke.
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[29 Oct 2005|02:53pm]
Fuck. Okay guys I've got a conundrum

My dad took the family truck to work

my mom dropped the saturn off there and took the truck to wherever she is going, leaving the saturn for my dad to drive home

problem is, my dad doesn't have a key to the saturn

so he is walking home from work.

I need to someone to drive me to his work so I can pick up the car, because i am really not into the idea of walking or riding my bike 2 1/2 miles in the freezing balls cold

can anyone help me out? like, before six o'clock?
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[25 Oct 2005|05:54pm]
Here are the things that Kiel really needs:

Kiel needs to get away from Schoolcraft College. Far and fast. Because some days, Kiel can actually feel his IQ dropping.

Kiel needs to go to a real school and double major in English and Journalism.

Kiel needs to stop having a miserable life before his head just shoots right off his body.

Kiel needs to speak his mind more.

Kiel needs to spend less time dreaming of things and more time doing them.

Kiel needs more real friends.

Kiel needs to play Ultimate Spider-Man more than a junkie needs his next fix.

Kiel needs to catch up on the second season of LOST.

Kiel needs a girl. Seriously, three years is fucking long enough.

Kiel needs to be able to move out of his house and away from his parents before they drive him completely batshit insane

Kiel needs to...I don't know, take a fucking nap or something.

Oh, also, Kiel needs Mollie Amanda Monaghan. Seriously, Mollie, my life is a joke without you.
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[23 Oct 2005|10:36pm]
I guess I finally gave into the crazy LJ fad... I call this piece: "Kiel Needs..."

Kiel needs our attention after the death of Horst Luders

Kiel needs a woman. Kiel needs her badly. Kiel needs her tonight.

Kiel needs to be happy

Kiel needs extra sleep

Kiel needs constant repetition and reinforcement to learn even the most basic skills.

Kiel needs a zanex before these high anxiety games

Kiel needs to improve his education by raising his current GPA to 3.5 or higher

Kiel needs a special wheelchair and walker.

KIEL needs to seriously get a life.

Kiel needs to be able to go into the radiation chamber.

Kiel needs to get Delanie off the mountain before the deadly confrontation between his side and Ramon occurs.
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[23 Oct 2005|03:06pm]
Some stuff about comic books.

Fig 1.1

As is clearly illustrated in figure 1.1, I love comic books. I'm not sure people really understand how deeply rooted my passion for comic books is. For example, in the past week, how many times do you think I've re-read my collection of Ultimate Spider-man books? You'd probably say that it could not be more than two, three times at the maximum. You'd be wrong. I've re-read all 8 books that I own five times at least. And it still hasn't gotten old.

Here's something that I wonder about sometimes.

Fig 1.2

Why is Spiderman sometimes depicted with webbing in his armpits? It makes no sense to me. I can only assume that shooting himself in the armpits with webbing does not give him long-lasting protection from odor and wetness. He makes the stuff in his basement with ingredients purchased from a drugstore. It can't possibly smell that great. Plus, it would make his arms stick to his sides a little and that can't be comfortable.

Here's something else

Fig 1.3

This is Adam Brody. Better known as Seth Cohen from the popular prime-time FOX drama The O.C. Seth and I have a lot in common. In particular, a ridiculous passion for comics, an admiration for writer Brian Michael Bendis, A love of the (comic-book related) novel The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, and we're both super sexy, as illustrated in figure 1.3

On a more serious note, comic books are really great. Really. There's a comic book out there to suit anyone's tastes. For instance: If you're into crime drama, check out Powers, written by the great BENDIS himself. If you're a huge science nerd, pick up a copy of Ultimate Fantastic Four. If you're a baby of the eighties, take a look at Blue Monday. If you're a hardcore punk rocker, peruse Hopeless Savages. If you're a Dungeons and Dragons nerd, go read BONE. Honestly, comic books have something for everyone and if you don't love comic books, you are probably being dumb and closed-minded.


Fig 1.4

How much would you guys make fun of me if I got one of these two tattooed on my inner left bicep? Because I'm thinking about it. Yeah, I'm a nerd. But I'm proud.
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[23 Oct 2005|12:26am]
So here's the deal, friends. I am thinking of entering this contest. Here's how it goes: I have to write a screenplay. It has to be college-related (as in, about college students, or taking place on a college campus or related atmosphere). It's got to be quite long. And if I submit it to this magazine, and it's the best out of all the submissions, It'll get made into a movie. I've been tossing around some ideas, but I'm a little bit stuck. So if you have any ideas about a good story that has to do with college, let me know. This is important for me, as I have lately realized that I'm not a huge fan of acting all the time. I mean, I like to do it but...I would like to have more control. As in directing or writing. So seriously. Any ideas for a plot, any ideas for a particular scene, any ideas for in-jokes or running gags, any ideas for characters, anything. I need input.
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[18 Oct 2005|11:16pm]
You ever just want to punch someone? Just punch them right in the neck and say, "You had that coming, you douchebag", but then you can't because the person is your mom?

I think this feeling is where a lot of my "baggage" comes from.

Let me just say that I have been playing Ultimate Spider-Man for PS2 a whole hell of a lot and it is the only thing that is keeping me from totally losing my mind.

Also, my friends are amazing people and I thank my lucky stars that I even know them, because they can show up at Barnes and Nobles when you're not expecting it and make a totally miserable night just that much better. I love you guys.

So, I'm either going to go beat Ultimate Spider Man (again) or go punch my mom. I'll let you know.
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[16 Oct 2005|12:51am]
Hey God,
Thanks for nights like tonight were I end up with no friends and oh, yeah, my whole life crumbling into destitute shambles around me. I'd appreciate it if bad shit stopped happening to me for the next month and a half or so, during which I will be thoroughly occupied with the business of trying to cope with the most stressful few weeks of starting my new, cleaner, healthier life. Not to mention, school, work, and the pressure of having to act in front of an audience of 200 strangers two nights in a row for three weeks. That should be a total blast for me. So if you could eliminate the minor distraction of the horrible snowball of shit rolling downhill that has become my life, It would really help out.

P.S. - I'm super psyched about the inevitable complete nervous collapse that I can already see on the horizon. Speaking of which, Guys, when I finally snap and take my own life, postcards can be sent to me at Kiel Mackler C/o Jesus, 123 Halleluia Ave., Nerd Heaven.

Eagerly awaiting your reply,
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[14 Oct 2005|10:07am]
Today is Mollie Monaghans Birthday!

Happy 18th, Mollie. I love you to death
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