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Thursday, September 14th, 2006
9:12 pm - shit

another one popped out

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8:28 pm - fuck
a baby just popped out of my fucking dog

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Saturday, July 15th, 2006
3:08 pm - hi.
I hate retarded customers at work calling up the wrong department and wondering why I can't fix their retarded problems for them.
Whats even funnier is that they're rude about it and I have every single detail about their account sitting right infront of me. I can EASILY cut them off.

THINK BEFORE YOU GET MAD AT DATA SUPPORT. They're there to HELP you, not to make your bill really high.

Because we don't work for the direct company, we're hired by another company and that company is contracted to that phone company, and we don't profit for keeping you on the phone for a long time because it's your own damn fault.

People are dumb. Especially the ethnic sounding ones.

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Monday, July 10th, 2006
8:24 pm - hi

I started my new job today.

I had training almost all day today; for people who don't know...I'm doing data support for mobile phones. I basically talk to customers all day and activate WAP and MMS on their mobiles. It's awesome. I get paid heaps and the people I will be working with are awesome. That and I get to wear awesome clothes.

 

I don't know if I've mentioned this so far, but I got my hair cut. It's a mullet now...But not a cool mullet, it's one of those ones that all of the scene kids these days are getting. I don't mind it, it's perfect for my job, it's easy to style and my hair isn't so ratty anymore.

at first I didn't like it. but I'm glad I got my hair cut now.

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Sunday, July 9th, 2006
6:47 pm - hi
happy birthday to meee


Goofy () says:

i bring a milkshake to work every day

Lauren says:

and they're like, "it's better then yours" DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTER THEN YOURS, I COULD TEACH YOU BUT I'D HAVE TO CHARGE

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Friday, July 7th, 2006
11:03 pm
wowwwwwwwwww.
Ok, my 18th is on Sunday, meaning my bestest friend in the whole entire world took me to Melbourne, which is enjoyed a lot.

day one: we got to melbourne and found a place to stay, it was pretty crumby and April left her teady bear there after we left (lol) so we called them and they said they'd post it to us.

day two: we went to a nice town and went to the pub, had a beer and stuff, found another motel (nicest motel I've been to)

day three: We went shopping in Melbourne, went to see pirates of the carribean, went to Sanity and told the employees that the music they stocked sucked. Stayed in a realllllly nice motel, didn't leave anything there.

Day four: Got in the car and went home, found out this morning that I got a job and I start on Monday, so I'll be working with my boyfriend.

Tomorrow, I'm cutting my gorgeous long hair off :(
I'm not looking forward to it, but I'm fucking sick and tired of straightening it everytime I have to dress nicely, and I'll have to do it everyday with my new job. so bye bye hair. I'll probably cry while it's being done.



Ok. I might not update for a while. so I hope everyone has a great holidays and stuff and I hope everyone is happy :)

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Sunday, June 25th, 2006
10:42 pm - hi
Holy fuck. I think I'm going insane. If there's a god, he certainly doesn't like me.

Anyways. I'm back home (lasted almost a month out on my own in the big scary world) and I'm sitting in my brother's old room on my computer (which was moved from MY room). 
Anyways. I discovered something about myself; it takes me about 6 months to get over someone that I really really like (I don't want to say the word love, because then I'd sound like a goober), but it takes me one insult directed at me to make me fall inlove with them allover again. It's that funny...I like being treated like shit sometimes.

I didn't know how fast i was typing untill i stopped looking at the keyboard and started looking at the screen while typing!

I twisted my foot twice today and now it hurts. A lot. I think I might've sprained it. who cares. not even I.

anywayssssss. I said I was going to fill you in on some stuff. I broke up with my boyfriend. I moved back into my old house. I might be getting a job doing technical support for mobile phones. I've almost finished knitting this scarf.

cool.

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Monday, June 12th, 2006
7:29 pm - hi
I'm having fun in my new house.

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Sunday, May 28th, 2006
9:21 pm - hi
My life has basically changed completely in one week as this stuff was anounced to me, or has come up.

- I got a boyfriend
- I quit smoking
- I'm moving out next week
- I'm getting a car
- I'm getting my license next weekend
- I'm going to Asia soon
- I'm going to QLD with my best friend in a few weeks

I'm mostly excited about moving out and moving in with Alex.

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Monday, May 15th, 2006
9:16 pm - hi

Ezmac: what is a good thing to get rid of coughs?
Ezmac: i cant stop :*(
TenPercentJuly: Get a knife and cut out your windpipe.


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo


It's almost 9:30p.m. bedtime.

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7:23 pm - hi
Apparently I'm a horrible person who doesn't deserve friends.


[/emo]

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Sunday, May 14th, 2006
6:59 pm - hi

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9:49 am - hi

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Saturday, May 13th, 2006
8:07 pm - hi
You people are really dissapointing.

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7:56 pm

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10:29 am - hi
I want to re-arange my room.

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10:22 am - hi



What would you rather?

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Friday, May 12th, 2006
9:36 pm - hi
I went shopping today and my mum said she wanted a viabrating gillette razor. So meh. I got her one and said, "and when you get sick of it you can put it in a cucumber". I laughed more then her.


and I got very fucking comfy boots.

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9:18 pm

adam says:

hey lauren

Lauren says:

hi

adam says:

can i be your bf

Lauren says:

sorry

Lauren says:

i no speaka engrish

adam says:

hehe

adam says:

ur funny lolz

Lauren says:

yar i am phunny rorz

adam says:

LOll!1

adam says:

oi lauren guess what

Lauren says:

what

adam says:

lol

adam says:

my penis is flaccid ;)

Lauren says:

rorz

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Monday, May 8th, 2006
6:39 pm - hi
I love drunk abos on train stations.
I really, really do.


Especially when they decide to sit next to you, complain about just getting out of jail, slam their bottle on the seat next to you, and then try to play their guitar...drunk...

Yes, it is all very entertaining.

Which reminds me; I need to buy pepper spray.

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