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Graduation Day.

Quotes from my favorite TV show eva.

Willow: I'm going to miss her.
Buffy: Don't you hate her?
Willow: Yes, with a fiery vengance. She picked on me for ten years. Vacuous tramp...

Willow: I think we could be dead in two days and you're being ironic, detachment guy.
Oz: Would it help you if I panic?
Willow: Yes! It'd be swell. Panic is a thing people can share in times of crisis. And everything's really scary now, you know? And I don't know what's going to happen. A-a-and there's all sorts of things that you're supposed to get to do after High School, and I was really looking forward to doing them, and now we're probably just going to die, and I'd like to feel that maybe you would-
[Oz kisses her.]
Willow: What are you doing?
Oz: Panicking.

Wesley: No... No cause to hope that... I might be needed?
Cordelia: Needed?
Wesley: Or... wanted?
Cordelia: Wanted...

Anya: So, I was wondering, maybe if you were free this weekend, maybe we could do some entertaining thing.
Xander: Would that be along the lines of you telling me about all the men you destroyed back in your demon days? Cause pencil me in. Anya: Well, we could do something else you like. We could watch sports of some kind.
Xander: Uh, I don't know.
Anya: Men like sports. I'm sure of it.
Xander: Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action move, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?

Cordelia: What's her saga?
Xander: She's freaking.
Cordelia: About what?
Xander: The Mayor is going to kill us all during graduation.
Cordelia: Oh. Are you going to go to fifth period?
Xander: I'm thinking I might skip it.
Cordelia: Me too.

Anya: When I think that something could happen to you, it feels bad inside, like I might vomit.
Xander: Welcome to the world of romance.
Anya: It's horrible. No wonder I used to get so much work.
Xander: Well, I'm sorry I give you barfy feelings.
Anya: Come with me.
Xander: I can't.
Anya: Why not?
Xander: I got friends on the line.
Anya: So?
Xander: That humanity thing's still a work in progess, isn't it?
Anya: Are you really going to be that much help to them? I mean, you'll probably just get in the way.
Xander: Your stock is plummeting here, sweetheart.
Anya: Fine! You know what? I hope you die. (Xander walks off) Aren't we gonna kiss?


Buffy: If someone could just wake me when it's time to go to college, that'd be great.
Oz: Guys, take a moment to deal with this: - we survived.
Buffy: It was a hell of a battle!
Oz: Not the battle - high school.


(no subject)

Oh, the academy didn't make him head boy for nothing. Mind you, as I recall, the pickings were a bit slim that year.

What happened?

(stepping up in front of Fred and Wesley, eagerly)
I can explain. Apparently, when Percy here was younger, he used to be known as "head boy."

Yeah. I already knew that.

Right. I have nothing else to report.

I <3 Spike!! Head Boy!! HAHA

Does it have to mean something?

BUFFY: I don’t know how you felt about last night but I will not—

SPIKE: Terrified.

BUFFY: Of what?

SPIKE: Last night was… God, I’m such a jerk. I can’t do this.

BUFFY: Spike…

SPIKE: It was the best night of my life. If you poke fun at me, you bloody well better use that ’cause I couldn’t bear it. It may not mean that much to you but—

BUFFY: I just told you it did.

SPIKE: Yeah, I hear you say it but… I’ve lived for soddin’ ever, Buffy. I’ve done everything. I’ve done things with you I can’t spell… but I’ve never been close… to anyone. Least of all you. Until last night. All I did was hold you, watch you sleep… and it was the best night of my life. So yeah, I’m terrified.

BUFFY: You don’t have to be.

SPIKE: Were you there with me?

BUFFY: I was.

SPIKE: What does that mean?

BUFFY: I don’t know. Does it have to mean something?

SPIKE: No, not right now.

BUFFY: Maybe when…

SPIKE: No, let’s just leave it.

BUFFY: Okay.

SPIKE: We’ll go be heroes.


Green Bitch!!

WESLEY: Which only supports my theory. You must be here in an advisory capacity.

GUNN: I think I'm here in a chop that green bitch's head off capacity, and I don't give a damn about no test!



Valo: "Dude, I'm cool with everybody, but your cousin, man... I don't know what it is about him. His voice..."
Raab: "Oooooaaaooo..."
Valo: "...his laugh..."
Valo: "...his goddamn stupidity..."
Raab: "Whaaat?"
Valo: "...or that fuckin' noise he makes. Oooooaaaoo! What is that, anyway? I just can't deal with it."