rock salt, pie & winchesters. (___confused) wrote,
rock salt, pie & winchesters.
___confused

“Show Me Your Genitals” Lyrics & Words by Jon Lajoie

 

Women are stupid and I don’t respect them,
That’s right, I just have sex with them.

Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!

You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
I’d rather see your titties.
Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
I’d much rather see your titties.

I can’t have sex with your personality,
and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why you sharing all this information with me?

It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,
That’s right bitch, now take off your thong…

And show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
Wondering why you’re not naked.
Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
Still wondering why you’re not naked.

I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis cause it’s really big.

Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
Women are only good for three things,
cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.

Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…
with a lot of girls.

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