Oh, the academy didn't make him head boy for nothing. Mind you, as I recall, the pickings were a bit slim that year.
(stepping up in front of Fred and Wesley, eagerly)
I can explain. Apparently, when Percy here was younger, he used to be known as "head boy."
Yeah. I already knew that.
Right. I have nothing else to report.
I <3 Spike!! Head Boy!! HAHA