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Today was a 6. I woke up at 5:30, took a shower, and went right back to bed until 11:30 or so. The past few days have been extremely long and I needed a break. I found out that a guy I work with was just fucking with me when he said he makes fake IDs, which fucking blew. First he teases me about how I never get any play, and now this. What the fuck, man. I was looking foward to celebrating my birthday [27 DAYS, MOTHERFUCKERS.] at a strip club, or maybe treating myself to a trip to Fairvilla. Or maybe the seedy adult bookstore Rhett was talking about the other day. Either way, my birthday is gonna suck unless I can get an ID before the 30th.
My cat caught a snake and brought it into the house today -- SECOND DAY IN A ROW! It freaked my dad out, but gave me something to entertain myself with until I had to go to work. When I was done I threw him over the fence into my neighbor's yard. I should have taken pictures.
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555_to_the_666Joe has a livejournal now! Go make fun of him.
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I took pictures.

IT HAS RECENTLY BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT I AM UGLY AND FAT. WHILE I AM SURE THAT I'M NOT GORGEOUS, I KNOW I'M NOT THE UGLIEST THING ANITA HAS EVER SEEN, HENCE MY INDIFFERENCE TO HER APPARENT INSULTS/ANGER. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM GOING WITH THIS, BUT EITHER WAY: THE INTERNET/LIVEJOURNAL IS MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I MUST PROVE MYSELF TO YOU WITH THE FOLLOWING PICTURES.

that's enough camwhoring for one day.
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in the end, my arms were too short to catch you, anyway.

First order of business: FRIENDS LIST CUT! Now get the fuck out.

  • Thanksgiving was awesome. My sister, brother-in-law, nephew, and uncle all came over. For once, not every single one of my living relatives was present, which was a nice change.

  • I fucking hate shopping!

  • I've been watching my Saved by the Bell seasons 1 & 2 dvd NON-STOP over the past few days, and it's amazing.
  • After chess club the other day, Dante let me borrow his Henry Rollins spoken word cd, which I've listened to twice already this weekend. It's cool as fuck. We're both reading Solipsist right now, which is really weird/funny [not the book, shithead.]. I've been highlighting in my copy nonstop.

  • The other day I was trying to blow my nose and some kind of clear liquid came out of my left eye. Something is definitely wrong with my sinuses and I would like to know what.

  • ZACK ATTACK!

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SORRY GUYS, THE MOMMAGE IS NOT LETTING ME GET ONLINE SO I WILL BE FORCED TO GET BACK TO THE DRAMA BELOW AT A LATER DATE. BYEEEE
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AT THE LIBRARY JUST NOW, I TOTALLY SAW A HOMELESS WOMAN TAKING A CRAP WITH THE DOOR TO THE STALL WIDE OPEN. FUCKING CRAZY. THIS IS ALL SHADES OF DISGUSTING AND AWESOME.
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Since my mom and my sister aren't being bitches to each other anymore, I went shopping with them today. I bought three magnets [Justin Timberlake, The Beatles, and Marilyn Monroe] for my locker and I put some clothes on hold at American Eagle. Kailany works there and she gave me some kind of invitation thing for a sale they're having tomorrow for friends and family of people who work there.
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At Jo-Ann's I bought a ton of shit for my mom to make some kind of basket with as a Christmas gift for me. shit = sewing stuff, stencils, stamps, etc.
Things I am currently hatin on:

1. The English, American History, and Anatomy projects I'm supposed to do this weekend
2. Being sick for like a month straight
3. Not being able to make the screen name 'moneycashhoes' cause it's already taken
4. People who are not the least bit witty
5. Not having any blank cds
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Kevin: You snake in the grass!
Brandon: No, it's nigger in the field!

ok, so I did this thing on the Princeton Review website to find out what schools would be good for me. Michigan State, UCF, and Northeastern [wtf is Northeastern?] are supposed to be my safety schools, and Rollins, FSU, Miami, Ithaca, and a few others are supposed to be my good matches. I don't fucking get it. My GPA is like 2.0. I don't do a fucking thing in half of my classes. Either that site's messed up, or my PSAT scores alone are gonna get me into a good school. I doubt it's the latter.
The only bad part about chess club is Dante beating me in 10 minutes on Friday. What is that shit? I should definitely pay more attention when I'm playing and not take two seconds to decide on where to go.
My mom and my sister are on speaking terms again, which means
a. I am one happy motherfucker, and
b. Me, my mom, and my sister are all making dinner on Thanksgiving. Good times will be had by all.