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Friday, December 26th, 2003
Friday, December 26th; 1:10pm.
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Thursday, December 18th, 2003
Thursday, December 18th; 9:32pm.
Today was semi-mediocre with a good spot or two. That good spot was brunch with Kevin, Dante, Joey, Alex, Anna, and Shannon at B & B Diner, even though I was kind of in a shitty mood about the aforementioned crap. Too bad no one can think of anything to do on my birthday, aside from having a gigantic orgy. I told my mom about how me, Kevin, Dante, Brendon, Rhett, Joey, and Alex are all hanging out on my birthday, and she was acting stupid about it. I guess she thinks I'm gonna get gang raped or something. Gang banged is more like it.

  • I bought some Chucks last night. I feel like I sold out to myself cause I swore I'd never get a pair, but they're comfortable as fuck.

  • My grades are all over the place! So far, two of my exams have included apology letters for being such a horrible student.

  • I wore neon yellow/green fishnets over aqua tights today with a grey pleated skirt, and it was the greatest thing ever. Another reason why my shoes don't suck -- they looked amazing.

  • I am SO. FREAKING. TIRED. OF SHOPPING. Too bad I've only gotten stuff for my mom already. gah.

  • Cash by Johnny Cash, AKA THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL, is fucking great. I love it.

  • my mom is talking about my Christmas gifts with my sister on the phone right now, BUT SHE'S BEING TOO VAGUE FOR ME TO FIGURE ANYTHING OUT.

  • I think my dad is getting me a pair of Gucci aviators like his for Christmas. AHHH!(#&@^&($



current mood: good

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Thursday, December 18th; 1:37pm. - JESUS H. CHRIST.
I'LL REITERATE. WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE [or get involved with, whatever] A GUY WHO IS NOT ENTIRELY OUT OF MY LEAGUE, NOT GOING TO HURT ME, IN LIKE WITH ME, AND SINGLE?



so far, today has sucked.

current mood: shitty

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Monday, December 15th, 2003
Monday, December 15th; 9:33pm.
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Sunday, December 14th, 2003
Sunday, December 14th; 1:33pm.

  • HAHAHAHHAHA, does anyone remember when Sex and the City made those giant flower pins popular [like 8,000 years ago], and then a month later everyone realized that they looked ridiculous with them? good stuff.

  • this? MINE. CHRISTMAS. I FUCKING OWN.

  • I better get to go Christmas shopping today.

  • My layout is tight as shit.

  • bellwag is going to give me a car, complete with two well-fed pornstars.

  • me dating a 24 year-old: how bad of an idea is it? comment.

  • MY AIM IS AMAZING! thx hot_noisePegapotamus.

  • On Friday, I either left my Anatomy book in Dante's car or left it in my locker. Either way, I'm fucked. Stupid exams.

  • THE PARIS HILTON MOVIE WAS FUCKING LAME.





once again, the shithead found my screen name so I had to block everyone who wasn't on my buddy list. comment if you want me to add you. sn = cash money marina.

current mood: funny how I'm always bored when I update

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Saturday, December 13th, 2003
Saturday, December 13th; 10:26pm. - birthday dinner?
Friday was the most amazing day EVER. I spent my 6th period having a scissor fight with Justin [I have a giant cut on my hand! we are insane.] and smashing pencils on my forehead. I can do two at a time now! Justin was about to do three, but my teacher made him stop cause we were "acting like animals." psh. In fourth period we were watching Clash of the Titans, and everyone in the world freaked out when I pointed out that my Grandpa had an affair with Ursula Andress. I would post pictures of the cut on my hand, me and Justin with scissors, Kevin looking sharp as hell in Latin, etc, but I'm lazy as shit.
I had dinner with my mom, uncle, sister, brother-in-law, and nephew at some Fondue place earlier. It was amazing and I definitely gained 8,000 lbs. just LOOKING at everything. I had filet mignon for dinner, and I definitely DON'T hate it anymore. Afterwards, we all went to Target cause my sister had to return some crap. After me, Eddie, and Gabriel dropped Audrey off, he dropped me and Gabriel off at my work for a little bit so we could grab some MORE food and go to Great Clips to get some hair crap. Eddie let me drive home and I totally floored it on Primrose. I love their car. I have exams next week and they're gonna blow. Especially for American History and Latin. I don't know ANYTHING for those classes.
I think I'm going Christmas shopping with Liz and Brooke tomorrow, but they might have to study all day for exams, which sucks.
Earlier I found out that Audrey and Eddie told Gabriel the truth about Santa Claus, which is HILARIOUS. "I bust my ass the entire year and some white guy with a weight problem is gonna take credit for it? Fuck that." -my sister. He also knows that there's no tooth fairy or easter bunny. He's a funny kid. For some reason he clips coupons and carries them around in his pockets. Audrey and Eddie will be out somewhere, about to pay for something, and Gabriel will be like, "Wait, I think I have a coupon for here!" He's 6 year old.
summary for people too lazy to read: my nephew is awesome, I love my family, fondue is AMAZING, and my Grandpa had an affair with Ursula Andress.


current mood: bored

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Tuesday, December 9th, 2003
Tuesday, December 9th; 9:29pm.
Why is 90% of the Puerto Rican population trashy as fuck? Why is my mother so insane? Why is my boss so mean to me? Why can't I eat tomatoes, bananas, onions, or Italian dressing without my tongue swelling up and going numb and then my mouth tasting like ass the next day? What the fuck happened to my asthma*? Why do I weigh 140 lbs. one week and then 70,000 the next? WHEN AM I GONNA FUCKING GET SOME PLAY? Why is it that nothing good ever happens with me with the opposite sex?

I was talking to my boss the other day about becoming a nurse, and she informed me that ER nurses in New York make like $50 an hour. I'm definitely moving there in a few years. I don't have a single semi-interesting/relevant thing to write about, so I'm gonna go watch porn.


*You can grow out of it, right?

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Sunday, December 7th, 2003
Sunday, December 7th; 7:17pm. - sex?
What is with me having crazy experiences at the library? Today while I was there with Brooke and some other people in our group for American History, there were two people having sex in the 3rd floor womens restroom. You could hear the thumps, moans, and flushes [in an effort to cover up the noise] OUTSIDE of the bathroom. Through TWO doors. Too bad the librarians wised up to their antics and had a cop make them cut it out. It was really funny/awkward when me and Brooke went in there. They were just hanging out in one of the stalls, waiting for us to leave. This totally beats the time when the homeless woman crapped with the door wide open.


me: I heard people having sex at the library
Pegapotamus: oh SICK
me: oh AWESOME is more like it

Tomorrow morning Brooke is picking me up at 7:30 so we can stuff our faces at Burger King and then finish our project sometime before fifth period. Good times will be had by all.

current mood: good

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Saturday, December 6th, 2003
Saturday, December 6th; 6:03pm. - random
Okay, so I'm supposed to finish an American History project tonight with this girl Brooke, but she's definitely NOT picking up her phone. Fuck it. I'm going jogging with Jenn Davison later and then possibly hanging out with Pegapotamus. They are both within walking distance. How convenient for someone without a car/liscense [i.e. ME]. Too bad Adam's show tonight is far the fuck away [it SOUNDS grammatically correct... but is it?], cause I really wanted to see them! I puked twice today and had to leave work early, but everything is fine in my stomach now. I will never again have a hot dog for breakfast. I want some orange and grey Asics for X-MAS. please? I also want to see Kill Bill again. someone help a nigga out?


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enough rambling.

current mood: BORED.

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Friday, December 5th, 2003
Friday, December 5th; 8:45pm.
Hey shitheads, if you're gonna make some lame-ass "comment anonymously about whatever you want" posts then make sure it isn't friends-only. wtf.
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003
Wednesday, December 3rd; 9:10pm.
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Today was a 6. I woke up at 5:30, took a shower, and went right back to bed until 11:30 or so. The past few days have been extremely long and I needed a break. I found out that a guy I work with was just fucking with me when he said he makes fake IDs, which fucking blew. First he teases me about how I never get any play, and now this. What the fuck, man. I was looking foward to celebrating my birthday [27 DAYS, MOTHERFUCKERS.] at a strip club, or maybe treating myself to a trip to Fairvilla. Or maybe the seedy adult bookstore Rhett was talking about the other day. Either way, my birthday is gonna suck unless I can get an ID before the 30th.
My cat caught a snake and brought it into the house today -- SECOND DAY IN A ROW! It freaked my dad out, but gave me something to entertain myself with until I had to go to work. When I was done I threw him over the fence into my neighbor's yard. I should have taken pictures.
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555_to_the_666Joe has a livejournal now! Go make fun of him.

current mood: WONDERFUL

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Saturday, November 29th, 2003
Saturday, November 29th; 6:29pm. - I took pictures.
IT HAS RECENTLY BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT I AM UGLY AND FAT. WHILE I AM SURE THAT I'M NOT GORGEOUS, I KNOW I'M NOT THE UGLIEST THING ANITA HAS EVER SEEN, HENCE MY INDIFFERENCE TO HER APPARENT INSULTS/ANGER. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM GOING WITH THIS, BUT EITHER WAY: THE INTERNET/LIVEJOURNAL IS MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I MUST PROVE MYSELF TO YOU WITH THE FOLLOWING PICTURES.

that's enough camwhoring for one day.

current mood: bored as shit.

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Friday, November 28th, 2003
Friday, November 28th; 4:44pm. - in the end, my arms were too short to catch you, anyway.
First order of business: FRIENDS LIST CUT! Now get the fuck out.

  • Thanksgiving was awesome. My sister, brother-in-law, nephew, and uncle all came over. For once, not every single one of my living relatives was present, which was a nice change.

  • I fucking hate shopping!

  • I've been watching my Saved by the Bell seasons 1 & 2 dvd NON-STOP over the past few days, and it's amazing.
  • After chess club the other day, Dante let me borrow his Henry Rollins spoken word cd, which I've listened to twice already this weekend. It's cool as fuck. We're both reading Solipsist right now, which is really weird/funny [not the book, shithead.]. I've been highlighting in my copy nonstop.

  • The other day I was trying to blow my nose and some kind of clear liquid came out of my left eye. Something is definitely wrong with my sinuses and I would like to know what.

  • ZACK ATTACK!



current mood: good

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Wednesday, November 26th, 2003
Wednesday, November 26th; 1:58pm.
SORRY GUYS, THE MOMMAGE IS NOT LETTING ME GET ONLINE SO I WILL BE FORCED TO GET BACK TO THE DRAMA BELOW AT A LATER DATE. BYEEEE
Sunday, November 23rd, 2003
Sunday, November 23rd; 4:47pm. - UNCUT; UNEDITED
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Saturday, November 22nd, 2003
Saturday, November 22nd; 6:45pm.
AT THE LIBRARY JUST NOW, I TOTALLY SAW A HOMELESS WOMAN TAKING A CRAP WITH THE DOOR TO THE STALL WIDE OPEN. FUCKING CRAZY. THIS IS ALL SHADES OF DISGUSTING AND AWESOME.

current mood: EVERYTHING.

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Saturday, November 22nd; 4:27pm.
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Since my mom and my sister aren't being bitches to each other anymore, I went shopping with them today. I bought three magnets [Justin Timberlake, The Beatles, and Marilyn Monroe] for my locker and I put some clothes on hold at American Eagle. Kailany works there and she gave me some kind of invitation thing for a sale they're having tomorrow for friends and family of people who work there.
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At Jo-Ann's I bought a ton of shit for my mom to make some kind of basket with as a Christmas gift for me. shit = sewing stuff, stencils, stamps, etc.
Things I am currently hatin on:

1. The English, American History, and Anatomy projects I'm supposed to do this weekend
2. Being sick for like a month straight
3. Not being able to make the screen name 'moneycashhoes' cause it's already taken
4. People who are not the least bit witty
5. Not having any blank cds


current mood: GAH, I HAVE TO GO TO THE LIBRARY

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Thursday, November 20th, 2003
Thursday, November 20th; 3:39pm. - HAHAHHAHAHAH
HOLY CRAP GUYZ I AM TEH KEWLEST!!1




lolz.

current mood: fucking wonderful

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Sunday, November 16th, 2003
Sunday, November 16th; 6:03pm.
Kevin: You snake in the grass!
Brandon: No, it's nigger in the field!

ok, so I did this thing on the Princeton Review website to find out what schools would be good for me. Michigan State, UCF, and Northeastern [wtf is Northeastern?] are supposed to be my safety schools, and Rollins, FSU, Miami, Ithaca, and a few others are supposed to be my good matches. I don't fucking get it. My GPA is like 2.0. I don't do a fucking thing in half of my classes. Either that site's messed up, or my PSAT scores alone are gonna get me into a good school. I doubt it's the latter.
The only bad part about chess club is Dante beating me in 10 minutes on Friday. What is that shit? I should definitely pay more attention when I'm playing and not take two seconds to decide on where to go.
My mom and my sister are on speaking terms again, which means
a. I am one happy motherfucker, and
b. Me, my mom, and my sister are all making dinner on Thanksgiving. Good times will be had by all.

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Sunday, November 16th; 11:42am.
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Sunday, November 16th; 1:01am. - I love Mike!
Mike picked me up at around 10:00 and we hung out until around midnight. We went over to his house, I cuddled with Napoleon on the couch, watched a few minutes of The Ring, went to my work to get a pizza, walked over to Walgreen's, saw Ashley Herrerreareera and Natalie Keller and stopped to talk, went back to my house and had a picnic in my front yard. I took a few pictures.

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it was very fun and I thoroughly enjoyed spending time with him.


edit: today I got my nails [hands AND feet] done, but I forgot to take pictures. Oh well. I have a lime green and white french manicure on my hands, and a normal french manicure thing on my feet. it's awesome.

current mood: tired

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Friday, November 14th, 2003
Friday, November 14th; 10:03pm. - take me seriously.
I really hate it when bitches jack my shit [I'M TALKIN' TO YOU.] and forget to take their chill pills all in the same week. or month, maybe? I'm not keeping track.
Last night after work I had the sudden urge to get bangs, so I headed over to Great Clips next door and cut the shit out of my hair. Now I have bangs like when I was a little kid! and I dyed my hair black. it looks craaaazy. now I can wear bright red lipstick and look halfway decent cause of my hair color. I'm gonna take pictures of it tomorrow or something.* I got some good and some bad ["bad?" haha, who am I kidding? it looks awesome and everyone in the entire world loves it, along with me.] comments at school today. Speaking of school, I have a fucking 97 in Anatomy! Score!

oh, and I just noticed this on my guestbook:
your site sucks and your way ugly.

from Krystle

hahahha, right after I called her out on RMO for stealing from everyone in the world! awesome. too bad she looks like a chemo patient and has no room to talk.** [zing!]

* Is it just me, or do I say this a lot in entries and never keep my word? that means don't get your hopes up.
** [insert apology for anyone who may or may not be offended]

current mood: bored

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Saturday, November 8th, 2003
Saturday, November 8th; 3:09pm.
THAT PIECE OF SHIT BROCK BERLIN ALMOST MADE THE CANES LOSE TO UF, HE MADE THEM LOSE TO VIRGINIA MOTHERFUCKING TECH, AND NOW THIS SHIT WITH TENNESSEE. WHAT THE FUCK. HE'S KILLING THEM. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE FUCK HE'S PLAYING FOR MIAMI.
I WALKED UP TO THE BAND ROOM TO FIND OUT ABOUT TAKING CELLO LESSONS. I START ON NOVEMBER 20TH. FUCKING SHIT, MAN, I'M IN SUCH A SHITTY MOOD NOW BECAUSE OF THAT CUNT BREATH, BERLIN. SERIOUSLY, I'M GONNA DRIVE TO SOUTH BEACH AND SLIT HIS THROAT.


current mood: I CAN HEAR MIAMI'S HEART BREAKING

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Saturday, November 8th; 10:04am.
So I hear that my birthday gift to Kevin is now being passed around, which is awesome. Yesterday I went to work at 2:00 and flyered for fucking ever with Junior. If you know your way around Orlando: We did all of the east-west streets enclosed by Colonial, Hampton, Fern Creek, and Oregon. I stopped by Nikki's house, but she wasn't home. Only her dad was. It's so funny how comfortable we are at each other's houses; we just walk right in. She text messaged me when I was in the middle of washing my hands after using her bathroom. Funny/weird coincidence.
David called me the other morning at like 7:00. It was weird, but only because he woke me up and I can't really remember everything he said. Something about giving me back my hoodie and hoping I wasn't sick [I was staying home from school]. I miss being friends with him.

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Wednesday, November 5th, 2003
Wednesday, November 5th; 8:49pm.
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the bottom two are the best.

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