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Today was semi-mediocre with a good spot or two. That good spot was brunch with Kevin, Dante, Joey, Alex, Anna, and Shannon at B & B Diner, even though I was kind of in a shitty mood about the aforementioned crap. Too bad no one can think of anything to do on my birthday, aside from having a gigantic orgy. I told my mom about how me, Kevin, Dante, Brendon, Rhett, Joey, and Alex are all hanging out on my birthday, and she was acting stupid about it. I guess she thinks I'm gonna get gang raped or something. Gang banged is more like it.

  • I bought some Chucks last night. I feel like I sold out to myself cause I swore I'd never get a pair, but they're comfortable as fuck.

  • My grades are all over the place! So far, two of my exams have included apology letters for being such a horrible student.

  • I wore neon yellow/green fishnets over aqua tights today with a grey pleated skirt, and it was the greatest thing ever. Another reason why my shoes don't suck -- they looked amazing.

  • I am SO. FREAKING. TIRED. OF SHOPPING. Too bad I've only gotten stuff for my mom already. gah.

  • Cash by Johnny Cash, AKA THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL, is fucking great. I love it.

  • my mom is talking about my Christmas gifts with my sister on the phone right now, BUT SHE'S BEING TOO VAGUE FOR ME TO FIGURE ANYTHING OUT.

  • I think my dad is getting me a pair of Gucci aviators like his for Christmas. AHHH!(#&@^&($

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so far, today has sucked.
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  • HAHAHAHHAHA, does anyone remember when Sex and the City made those giant flower pins popular [like 8,000 years ago], and then a month later everyone realized that they looked ridiculous with them? good stuff.


  • I better get to go Christmas shopping today.

  • My layout is tight as shit.

  • bellwag is going to give me a car, complete with two well-fed pornstars.

  • me dating a 24 year-old: how bad of an idea is it? comment.

  • MY AIM IS AMAZING! thx hot_noisePegapotamus.

  • On Friday, I either left my Anatomy book in Dante's car or left it in my locker. Either way, I'm fucked. Stupid exams.


once again, the shithead found my screen name so I had to block everyone who wasn't on my buddy list. comment if you want me to add you. sn = cash money marina.
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birthday dinner?

Friday was the most amazing day EVER. I spent my 6th period having a scissor fight with Justin [I have a giant cut on my hand! we are insane.] and smashing pencils on my forehead. I can do two at a time now! Justin was about to do three, but my teacher made him stop cause we were "acting like animals." psh. In fourth period we were watching Clash of the Titans, and everyone in the world freaked out when I pointed out that my Grandpa had an affair with Ursula Andress. I would post pictures of the cut on my hand, me and Justin with scissors, Kevin looking sharp as hell in Latin, etc, but I'm lazy as shit.
I had dinner with my mom, uncle, sister, brother-in-law, and nephew at some Fondue place earlier. It was amazing and I definitely gained 8,000 lbs. just LOOKING at everything. I had filet mignon for dinner, and I definitely DON'T hate it anymore. Afterwards, we all went to Target cause my sister had to return some crap. After me, Eddie, and Gabriel dropped Audrey off, he dropped me and Gabriel off at my work for a little bit so we could grab some MORE food and go to Great Clips to get some hair crap. Eddie let me drive home and I totally floored it on Primrose. I love their car. I have exams next week and they're gonna blow. Especially for American History and Latin. I don't know ANYTHING for those classes.
I think I'm going Christmas shopping with Liz and Brooke tomorrow, but they might have to study all day for exams, which sucks.
Earlier I found out that Audrey and Eddie told Gabriel the truth about Santa Claus, which is HILARIOUS. "I bust my ass the entire year and some white guy with a weight problem is gonna take credit for it? Fuck that." -my sister. He also knows that there's no tooth fairy or easter bunny. He's a funny kid. For some reason he clips coupons and carries them around in his pockets. Audrey and Eddie will be out somewhere, about to pay for something, and Gabriel will be like, "Wait, I think I have a coupon for here!" He's 6 year old.
summary for people too lazy to read: my nephew is awesome, I love my family, fondue is AMAZING, and my Grandpa had an affair with Ursula Andress.
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Why is 90% of the Puerto Rican population trashy as fuck? Why is my mother so insane? Why is my boss so mean to me? Why can't I eat tomatoes, bananas, onions, or Italian dressing without my tongue swelling up and going numb and then my mouth tasting like ass the next day? What the fuck happened to my asthma*? Why do I weigh 140 lbs. one week and then 70,000 the next? WHEN AM I GONNA FUCKING GET SOME PLAY? Why is it that nothing good ever happens with me with the opposite sex?

I was talking to my boss the other day about becoming a nurse, and she informed me that ER nurses in New York make like $50 an hour. I'm definitely moving there in a few years. I don't have a single semi-interesting/relevant thing to write about, so I'm gonna go watch porn.

*You can grow out of it, right?


What is with me having crazy experiences at the library? Today while I was there with Brooke and some other people in our group for American History, there were two people having sex in the 3rd floor womens restroom. You could hear the thumps, moans, and flushes [in an effort to cover up the noise] OUTSIDE of the bathroom. Through TWO doors. Too bad the librarians wised up to their antics and had a cop make them cut it out. It was really funny/awkward when me and Brooke went in there. They were just hanging out in one of the stalls, waiting for us to leave. This totally beats the time when the homeless woman crapped with the door wide open.

me: I heard people having sex at the library
Pegapotamus: oh SICK
me: oh AWESOME is more like it

Tomorrow morning Brooke is picking me up at 7:30 so we can stuff our faces at Burger King and then finish our project sometime before fifth period. Good times will be had by all.
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Okay, so I'm supposed to finish an American History project tonight with this girl Brooke, but she's definitely NOT picking up her phone. Fuck it. I'm going jogging with Jenn Davison later and then possibly hanging out with Pegapotamus. They are both within walking distance. How convenient for someone without a car/liscense [i.e. ME]. Too bad Adam's show tonight is far the fuck away [it SOUNDS grammatically correct... but is it?], cause I really wanted to see them! I puked twice today and had to leave work early, but everything is fine in my stomach now. I will never again have a hot dog for breakfast. I want some orange and grey Asics for X-MAS. please? I also want to see Kill Bill again. someone help a nigga out?

enough rambling.
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Hey shitheads, if you're gonna make some lame-ass "comment anonymously about whatever you want" posts then make sure it isn't friends-only. wtf.