cephlofriend.

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the other day, it was warm out, so i was wearing some daisy dukes, being all confident and shit because i lost a few pounds, taking the opportunity to really show off my newish thigh piece for the first time , and some middle aged, short, roley poley lookin men stopped me and asked me if they could touch my leg, then proceeded to reach for my leg as i briskly walked away, and shout where else they would like to touch me, even though there was a group of conservative hisidic children, all no older than eight just a few feet away. their mother muttered something to herself about my sexual practices, and a guy across the street with gold teeth gave me a thumbs up and said "ooo you bad ma."

note to self: never wear daisy dukes on or close to myrtle avenue again.
cephlofriend.

waaatttt

HAY BUSH,

jsyk, birth control isn't abortion.
you can't really outlaw contraception.
you are a fucktard.

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cephlofriend.

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so there was a spider above my bed.
and i put off killing it so i could read lulzy posts in communities.
and now the spider is gone.
DDDDDDDD:

it's going to crawl in my mouth while i'm sleeping and lay its eggs and i'm going to end up on discovery health.
cephlofriend.

PUBLIC

reccomend a book, or books.
title/author/(reason)
thanks babies.


i am currently reading 'A Dirty Job' by Christopher Moore

next on the list (the list being the contents of the borders bag on my floor...)
'Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs' by Chuck Klosterman
'Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim' by David Sedaris (it was hardcover on sale for $5.99 becuase it was previously on the bestsellers list. I was going to read it when it was first published, but never got ahold of it.)

next on the list to be on the list:
'Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey" by Chuck Palahniuk
'Possible Side Effects' by Augusten Burroughs (author of best seller 'Running With Scissors) i did manage to read half of it until my boss' heinus little hellhound tore it up... about a week after i bought it.

so....go!
cephlofriend.

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you're a fucking

scumbag.

and i have no feelings for you WHATSOEVER anymore.

you drive me crazy.
i pull my fuckign hair out over you.

next time i see you i'm going to let you fucking have it.
dipset.

cephlofriend.

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congratulations.
you have suceeded in making me physically ill.
nice timing too.
seven months down the drain.
because i'm fucking crazy.
all i do is push people away.
i wish i was dead.
cephlofriend.

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i'm putting in my two week notice tomorrow.
so if anyones interested in working in a place
that violates board of health codes
and child labor laws
and many others.
that ontop of that treats you liek absolute dirt.
and wants you to work 56 hours a week- 7 days a week 8 hour a day
for minimum wage.
and if you wanted to be cat called at in spanish and english.
and want to only get a 15 minute break in 9 straight hours.
go apply at bagel doctor!
your friendly neighborhood hell hole!
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kay.</rant>
anyone know where i can get a new job and WON'T be treated like shit?
if you suggest a restaraunt other than a pizza place ill sit on you.