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[March 06, 2010 | 03:03 PM]
Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, “You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!” said the straight tree. He said, “I’m tall and I’m straight.” And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, “Cut all the straight trees.” And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange.
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two things [November 11, 2007 | 10:01 PM]
drinking a juice box while smoking a cigarette does not take the cigarette taste out of your mouth, it just tastes like cigarette juice. also, if i was a transformer, optimus prime would be my boyfriend.
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[November 03, 2007 | 03:43 PM]
it really pisses me off that a lot of straight edge kids i know are all "bring back prohibition!"
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[September 25, 2007 | 01:53 PM]
i need an xbox 360. somebody sell me theirs.
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[September 07, 2007 | 08:46 PM]
every single cell in the human body replaces itself over a period of seven years. that means there's not even the smallest part of you now that was part of you seven years ago. everything's changing.
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update on life. truf. [November 15, 2006 | 11:24 PM]
who you think taught you to smoke trees? who you think brought you the oldies, eazy-e's, ice cube's, and d.o.c's, and snoop d o double g'sCollapse )
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[August 18, 2006 | 04:14 PM]

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//LOCKED. ;;COMMENT TO BE ADDED. [December 28, 2004 | 02:08 PM]

and shepherds we shall be
for thee, my Lord, for thee
power hath descended forth from thy hand
our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands
so we shall flow a river forth to thee
and teeming with souls shall it ever be

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

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