I finally found a good enough reason to update

I thought this was amusing. From an Intellectial type person's version of "You might be a redneck if...".

You may be a fundamentalist atheist if...

You think that the Declaration of Independence is unconstitutional because it mentions "the creator".

On, that basis, You think that the Declaration is therefore void and the United States should return to British rule.

but wait, there's more!

When it is returned to British rule, you plan to go straight to London and tell those Brits that having the Anglican church as a state church violates the constitutional separation of church and state.