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Logan Echolls -- A Biography in Screencaps.
Home sick with excruciating cramps that make me want to curl up and die. On the plus side, I now have Veronica Mars and Arrested Development DVDs! WHEE!!! To celebrate this Holy Day, I hereby present my latest insanity-induced picspam wackiness. This one goes out to [info]the_royal_anna for being so lovely, to new mom [info]lisalamona, and to [info]_jems_ for all her fantabulous caps -- go check out her great new screencaps site.



Logan Echolls
A Biography in Screencaps

Meet Logan Echolls, Obligatory Psychotic Jackass. He likes rubbing his nipples...
driving his XTerra... and taunting Veronica Mars.
In an appallingly poor (yet characteristic) lapse of judgment, he dated Paris Hilton. To cope with this romantic trauma, he drank a lot and stared at his crotch.
His ex-girlfriend got murdered. Bummer. Then he got all angsty. Aww.
His dad, Aaron, is a Major Movie Star (and abusive jackass pervy horndog. He's very talented.) As an act of defiance, Logan stages bumfights. Because he is a bad, tortured boy. Aww.
Daddy? Not amused. This leads Logan to look strangely unattractive.
Still, they hug for Access Hollywood, even though Logan knows he's gonna get his ass kicked. And in one fell swoop, thousands of fan(girls) scream "OMIGOD! WOOBIE!!!!"
A major ass kicking doesn't stop his taunting, for he is Logan. Obligatory Psychotic Woobie. Caught in a desperate search for identity, Logan explores his attraction to Weevil.
Still hung up on that homoeroticism, Logan sucks on various phallic symbols. The fact that he and Duncan apparently share boxers doesn't help matters.
Logan + alcohol = foreshadowing. Kissy faces + Veronica = more foreshadowing.
Now we get hints that his feelings for Veronica might be more "tap that ass" than "jackass". He and Duncan finally kiss and make up. But not in a homoerotic way. Nope.
The world finds out that his horndog dad is screwing around on his mom. Aww. He angsts at the school counselor. Fan(girls) once again scream "WOOBIE!!!"
They take a detour from the Sears Portrait Studio when Logan gets in trouble. Mom throws herself off a bridge. Despite all the collagen and silicone, she sinks.
At the wake, Logan accomplishes the triple-feat of being angsty, snarky, AND looking good in a suit. Then he shows up at Veronica's door for some mystery solvin' and, uh, LoVe.
The investigation into Lynne's death is, of course, a shameless excuse to get close to Veronica. But it seems to work, for Veronica has all these new ... feelings ... for Logan. Aww.
The audience meets his sister, Trina, thus explaining much of his trauma. Facing the reality of his mom's death, Logan breaks down in Veronica's arms. ("Woobie!")
As always, Logan copes with the trauma by making a bold decision to eschew pants. Oh, but he remains as peppy as ever, yet the world is cheated out of him in a cheerleading uniform.
And then, after waiting for far too long (17 episodes), Logan and Veronica FINALLY kiss. Overwhelmed by the kiss, Logan lounges around in pre-coital bliss.
He surprises Veronica by making a website devoted to their LoVe. He also hangs out with Dick and Beaver, hoping she'll get the hint and jump his bones.
They officially become The Cutest Couple Ever. Fangirls write fics titled "I Wuv U Beary Much".
He makes amends for the whole headlight-bashing thing, in a lovely bit of continuity. Unfortunately, Veronica thinks he raped her, so things get just a wee bit angsty. Aww.
Crushed and lonely, he turns to Weevil. Of course, he's much prettier when he's angsty.
And if things couldn't get worse, Aaron tries to kill him with crabcakes. But he loves Veronica beary much, so he tells all his friends to deal with it or kiss his ass.
They then remember that they're The Cutest Couple Ever, so they kiss and make up. The title is complicated, though, by the fact that he provided the drugs for her date rape. Oopsie.
Veronica starts avoiding him, which causes Logan to angst prettily. Then he finds out that it's because she thinks he killed Lilly. Uh, sucks to be Logan.
He spirals downward into depression, as evidenced by his poor choice of hair/clothing. So, in a final play for the title of Most Fucked-Up Woobie Ever, he heads to the bridge o' death.

And thus concludes the first season of Veronica Mars. Will Logan ever make it off the bridge? Will Veronica take him back? Will he ever remember how much fun it was to go pantsless? Tune in Wednesday nights to find out for yourself!

Before we leave, let's take a moment to celebrate Logan: The Man, The Snark.


And while I really do love Duncan, I couldn't resist...
Duncan Kane
A Biography in Screencaps
(Because hey, that pretty much sums him up. ;)


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[info]paratti
2005-10-11 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Fabulous:)

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[info]cat_eyed_fox
2005-10-11 07:28 pm UTC (link)
I love you. I can't think of anything else to say to everything, except, I love and Duncan was so spot on. That doesn't even get to a "WTF face", it's a "Ummm... ponies" face.

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[info]buffyx
2005-10-11 10:31 pm UTC (link)
That doesn't even get to a "WTF face", it's a "Ummm... ponies" face.

Ahahahahahahaha! Oh god, there NEEDS to be an icon. "Umm... ponies?" HEE!

Awesome pic!spam, Alanna. It reminds me of how Pantsless!Logan was really a thing of beauty.

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Pantsless!Logan - [info]cat_eyed_fox, 2005-10-11 10:33 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]whisperwords
2005-10-11 07:28 pm UTC (link)
HAAAAA, THE DUNCAN BIO (though he did go through a MMMM, BRAINS phase -- remember when he found Lilly? There was evidence ALL OVER HIS FACE. Mmmm, braaaaaaains.)

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[info]caitiedidit
2005-10-13 04:57 am UTC (link)
Your icon just made me burst out laughing in the middle of the UGA library, scoring me several odd looks. Thanks! :D

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(no subject) - [info]whisperwords, 2005-10-13 05:02 am UTC (Expand)

[info]earth_vexer
2005-10-11 07:29 pm UTC (link)
That was too funny. Awesome.

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[info]nm973
2005-10-11 07:30 pm UTC (link)
hahahahaha. I loved the Logan recap but I burst out laughing when I got to the Duncan review. Thank god I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

Priceless.

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[info]bliss_
2005-10-11 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Great stuff!!

Poor Duncan! LOL

I am still waiting for my dvd's to arrive. Are there any scenes in An Echolls Family Christmas where Veronica is smiling at the beginning near the tree? I can't remember!

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[info]wynterwolf47
2005-10-11 07:31 pm UTC (link)
OMG. This was the Best. Picspam. EVER.

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[info]bana76
2005-10-11 07:32 pm UTC (link)
I just got this link from a friend....
It's beautiful.. all of it ;_;

How pretty as the AD DVD? I want to go out today and buy them both!

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[info]marcolette
2005-10-11 07:42 pm UTC (link)
LOVE it!!! My laughter over the Duncan bio is overshadowing my love for the Logan one right now, but they're both amazing!

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[info]ratphooey
2005-10-11 07:45 pm UTC (link)
I have two things to say.

1) The Duncan Cap!Bio? PERFECT.

and

2) Woobie! Even though I am really too old for such things.

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[info]rani23
2005-10-11 07:47 pm UTC (link)
You and me both, sweetie.

Woobie!!

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[info]rani23
2005-10-11 07:47 pm UTC (link)
(Because hey, that pretty much sums him up. ;)

Best Duncan comment evah!

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[info]doomcrayon
2005-10-11 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Mmmm. Logan-suit.

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[info]hellopoe
2005-10-11 07:54 pm UTC (link)
Hah! This was awesome. Especially:

"And in one fell swoop, thousands of fan(girls) scream "OMIGOD! WOOBIE!!!!""

HAHAHAHAHAH! Funny 'cause it's true.

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[info]offstagelines_
2005-10-11 07:58 pm UTC (link)
He also hangs out with Dick and Beaver, hoping she'll get the hint and jump his bones.

OMG...hahahhaha.

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[info]missmarch
2005-10-11 07:59 pm UTC (link)
I absolutely adore this.

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[info]viciouswishes
2005-10-11 08:00 pm UTC (link)
bumfights

Hee hee. I am 12.

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[info]spikeluva
2005-10-11 08:05 pm UTC (link)
This was the greatest.thing.ever. WOOBIE! I died at your Duncan Kane A Biography in Screencaps. BUWAH!!

I love you. *squash*

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[info]lunasky
2005-10-11 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Bwahahahaha! That was just hilarious -- and the ending with Duncan's review --priceless. Thanks for the laugh!

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[info]itsapezwitch
2005-10-11 08:31 pm UTC (link)
BEAUTIFUL

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[info]zimshan
2005-10-11 08:40 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHA! Oh, my! This was priceless picspam!

Especially loved these parts:
At the wake, Logan accomplishes the triple-feat of being angsty, snarky, AND looking good in a suit.

AND

He spirals downward into depression, as evidenced by his poor choice of hair/clothing.

And the end with all most spastic Logan caps ever, all together on one page! LMAO! So good...

And to mention, Duncan's beautiful bio. Oh, my. Poor Duncan. But that pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?


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[info]raelee
2005-10-11 08:52 pm UTC (link)
LOL! You're fabulous and that was fantastic. I have to admit I was already starting to laugh at the Duncan bio halfway through Logan's. Given that I was only halfway through Logan's part in the season and there were so many pictures, I knew Duncan was going to get just one.

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[info]sarkastic
2005-10-11 08:56 pm UTC (link)
I heart you. :) This made my day. Heehee. Logan!

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[info]girlintheattic
2005-10-11 08:58 pm UTC (link)
There are no words to express how much this rules. NO WORDS.

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[info]nerak_a
2006-08-30 06:18 pm UTC (link)
What girlintheattic said. Too awesome.

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[info]siryn99
2005-10-11 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Hee hee! :)

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[info]roniabirk
2005-10-11 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Hi-larious. Great job. =)

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