We were told to make our own bio to be pasted on our recruit's bunk door; each commander would do one for his own section. Since we were given free reign to come up with anything we wanted, I decided to stick to my minimalistic design roots and came out with this:

Left | RightExcuse the fine prints, the beauty about the army is that i get to be the biggest asshole and get away with it.
HAHAHA. ORD LOH!