It was perfect

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 00:35:43 GMT

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:59:03 GMT

I had an awesome weekend, friday began with me buying my B2TF4 ticket!!!!!! After that Jess, Caitlan, Steph & I went to Stevie's and got drunk rofl. what a night, i ended up doing coke roflgjhekfhs. but it was free and just an offer i couldnt pass up and i was drunk? i know its no excuse but still. Its best i did that because i wasnt hungover at work the next day ROFL but i ate so much on saturday. I didnt sleep by the way ROFL, then i worked til 4. And went home and then tina, brenden, stephanie, christina came over and me, tina & brenden got drunk... we were taking shots it was great. and we all got baked! Ripped the zong i love that thing. then at like 11:30 we drove to the temple of sound i was really drunk rofl, tina and brenden were juiced too. BRENDEN PUKED! HAHAH. saturday was too fun, i had a blast. We left like 7 times to go get baked rofl. OH, HAHAHAA... and one time when we went out for a smoke. like a 100 santas piled off of a transit bus and tried getting into the party! i seen a santa pissing in the park lot ROFL, and a santa with a cigarette in his hand. what a night. I did a cap and a half, oops hehe. but seriously i know it was stupid, but i was actually in control on saturday, I enjoyed myself but i didnt go retarded or anything. I danced, i chilled and drank water, went out for hoots and smokes lol it was a regular night with a little extra spice. I was offered to go to an afterparty and do caps for free and i turned it down to go home and sleep. I could've lost my mind this week but i didnt and im happy i didnt. I did two stupid drugs this weekend, but its not like im going to be doing them in the near future. but i have to go get my hair bleached, finally some professional help for my hair lol. peace

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 18:48:56 GMT

so today i was bored and i made some extremely HILARIOUS pics on paint rofl
i almost pissed myself laughing.....

If tina and caitlan ever had babies this is what they would look like.

JADE OSWALD

some crazy alien chick LOL

Thu, 11 May 2006 17:19:19 GMT

Jade just sniffed Lysol from my dads dirty sock

NO JOKE
I SWEAR TO GOD

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:46:53 GMT

fuck life

Thu, 19 Jan 2006 04:19:13 GMT

GET OUTTA THE WAY
We're the wrecking crew

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 22:40:11 GMT

Show tonight.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 04:33:07 GMT

just wanted to say

hung up - madonna
BEST SONG EVER

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:44:03 GMT

SOOO
I JUST SCORED SOME AN AMAZING PACK OF SMOKES OFF MY BROTHER.

never heard of the brand & they're american AND they're 100's.
FUCK AM I EVER GONNA LOOK LIKE A CLASSY BITCH.

ANYWAYS
christmas was absolutely amazing
I GOT:

-the shoes (BOOTS) i wanted from payless
-HOTTEST PINK blazer
-ooooodles of makeup
-makeup utensil kit
-elvis calendar
-marilyn monroe wall light thing (SOOO CUTE)
-TWO tins of elvis chocolate
-paints & PRE STRETCHED canvas & GOOD paint brushes
-bath set
-new discman (my mom bought me a butch orange one, so i made her exchange it for a NICE black one hahaha)
-some book, cant remember the name of it but i bet it'll be sweeeet
-pj pants
-ridiculously cute makeup bag thats pink and amazing.
and more but i cant remember

from friends/family:

Alli:
- makeup utensil kit, verrrry nice

Tina:
-ELVIS #1's CD.... favourite present i got out of everything ahhaa

Jesse:
-these amazingly delicious vodka twister shots (STRAWBERRY & CREAM)

Aunty Cathy:
-super nice scarf that her friend knitted its purple and fuzzy and SOOO COMFY
-chocolate

Brother:
-BLOW DVD (i wanted it for 5 years BUT NOOO my mom wouldnt buy it for me ahaha)
-Cry Baby DVD

Sister:
-nail polish
-pink lipstick
-white eyeshadow (BEST EYESHADOW EVERRRRR)

And adam's buying me a poster.

Yeah, life rules.

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 06:39:18 GMT

SOOOOOOOOOO
My Aunty Cathy & little cousin Nicholas are here!!!!
Sweet digs.
My aunty brought my b-day present since i havent seen her since july.....
REAL pearl earrings they're pretty sweet.

REAL PEARL.
so cool.
ANYRIZZLE

MY DADS SO GAY, LIKE SOOOO DUMB AND GAY AND DUMB.
Today i was gonna bus downtown to buy smokes since t-town is gay and id's like a motherfucker, but then my dad was like "WHY BUS DOWNTOWN? I'll just buy you them, i'll be home around 5"

SOOOOOO like 7 1/2 hours later, HES STILL NOT HOME.
I tracked him down at THREE DIFFERENT SHITHOLES (aka his friend's houses), and everytime i talked to him he's like, "YEAH i'll be home in 15 minutes"
BULLSHIT
NOW I HAVE NO SMOKES. AND HE'S DUMB
WAY TO BAIL ON YOUR DAUGHTER YOU FAG.
I better find a fresh pack of smokes on my dresser tomorrow morning AND my $10 change OR ELSE.
Piece of shit, HES SO USELESS.

SO YEAH, thats my day.
I was so bored at work today, me & shay mopped the floor 3 times, we're not useless workers?

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 04:22:26 GMT

Today after work I waited 40 minutes in the cold.
Since my mom forgot to pick me up rofl.
THANKS MOM
I called my Dad for a ride. AND NOW I'M HOME.
AN HOUR AFTER I GOT OFF WORK.
fuck life rofl
but since i was so angry, Jesse gave me 2 smokes. BONUS!!!!!!
I'm going to native'ville tomorrow AKA Ellice to buy smokes rofl.
since theres NO stores in t-town that don't ID.
HAHAHAAHA.
There's a damn fine little place called MASS CONVENIENCE.
What a coincidence @ its name. ITS SO CONVENIENT NOT BEING ID'd.

ANYWAYS
thats life
3 days til xmas, YAY YAY YAY.
My aunty comes in from like 3 hours away tomorrow with my little cousin Nicky
HES SO CUTE & ANNOYING I LOVE HIM.
ALSO.
MY MOM SAID SHE BOUGHT ME A REALLY COOL PRESENT TODAY. SWEET
i'm so fucking greedy, HAHA.

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 03:28:17 GMT

I JUST MADE AN ELVIS SHIRT.
I'm not done, It's gonna say ELVIS in gold lettering?!

Is it a bird, is it jade, is it caitlan? IS IT BUTCH?

Thu, 15 Dec 2005 23:06:30 GMT

IS IT JADE?
IS IT CAITLAN?
IS IT ANOTHER ADDITION TO JADE & CAITLAN'S TWIN TWISTER?
HAHA.

I cant breathe

PS:
its not jade or caitlan, its just some random chick off lj.

Mon, 12 Dec 2005 22:48:54 GMT

....watch this fucking video & listen for what Jade says at the end of it.
HAHAHAHA they're too drunk to even talk.

http://youtube.com/watch.php?v=h0qbha_ygdo

best fucking thing i've ever seen.

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 07:51:58 GMT

HEY GUESS WHAT?
IM DRUNK AND GOIGN TO BED
THOGHT ID SHARED THAT
YAEH

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 20:44:26 GMT

tonights gonna rule.
me & the hoes are gettting fuuuucked yo'.
DANG.
ps: regicide almost got beat up at school today, WHY DID I MISS SUCH A LOVELY TIME.

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 04:57:12 GMT

tonight was good i guess
i mean, i enjoyed myself, everybody was amazing
i laughed a lot
had a lot of fun
got drunk (3$ from half of meaghans vodka and the rest for FREEE??!?!)
smoked like a sailor, which isn't good but yeah

but at like 7 when i called jade i found out that my grandpa has brain cancer on top of having lung cancer.
i couldnt remove it from my mind
i've been waiting all night to leave just so i could fucking cry
i'm so upset
and im not going to work tomorrow
theres no way
i think i'm gonna quit
just so i can have time to see him
my time needs to be devoted to my papa
work & friends aren't as important.
my friends mean a lot to me, and i'm sorry if i offend any of you, but right now my friends are what i need, they make me happy......... they're a distraction
I'm sorry if you find being a disctration something as an insult
i cant believe it
last time i seen him was thanksgiving
i'm a bad fucking granddaughter
fuck i'm sorry papa.
i'm so upset
i dont want him to go, and i dont want him to go thinking i didn't care about him
i love my papa so much
oh my god
this is the worst day of my life
i enjoyed myself tonight
but i just want to be alone and fucking cry becuase this is terrible
i dont know what else to say but this is terrible
he doesnt deserve this......
he loves his family, he treats us right, he's lived a very hard life and shouldnt have to go through the pain he's going through and the guilt he feels for making his family so sad, its not his fault
he's an amazing person

yeah i'm going
bye

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:12:00 GMT

We're talking about jade...

Monster Mash says:
I think we should feed her EXLAX?
Matt says:
deer exlax
Monster Mash says:
HAHAHAA WHAT?
Matt says:
so she shits out her insides
Matt says:
the exlax that's made for animals
Matt says:
haha so it's ultra-strong
Matt says:
she'll crap out a pancreas

THEN in the three way convo...

JAAAADE says:
AND I WONT EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE
JAAAADE says:
AND I DONT SHIT
Matt says:
HAHAHA
JAAAADE says:
IU WASNT BORN WITH AN ASSHOLE
JAAAADE says:
u guys make me fuckin sick
Matt says:
let's just feed her some mr clean
JAAAADE says:
plannin
JAAAADE says:
behind my back
JAAAADE says:
ill feed myself
JAAAADE says:
mr clean
JAAAADE says:
thank u very much
Monster Mash says:
i seen it, ITS A HUGE CRATER IN THE MIDDLE OF HER BACK, WHEN SHE WEARS BATHING SUITS SHE WAS TO WEAR A BANDAGE AND SAY ITS A CUT
Monster Mash says:
but its really her ginormous asshole
Matt says:
fuck
Monster Mash says:
HAAHAH
Matt says:
so you have to like lay on the can huh
Monster Mash says:
HAHAHAHA
Monster Mash says:
this converstaion is amazing
JAAAADE says:
i dont have a crater(also might i add a hunchback like u carly)
Matt says:
she's a real hunchback of notre dame
Matt says:
when we're on dates she always wants me to come back to her belltower?
JAAAADE says:
LMFAO and im a gargoyle watchin over the land
Matt says:
she's like "c'mon stud, i'll let you ring my bell"
Matt says:
it's kind of a turn off
Monster Mash says:
ROFL
Monster Mash says:
I LOVE YOU GUYS
JAAAADE says:
which bell?
JAAAADE says:
the church bell
Monster Mash says:
the satanic bell of gothism
JAAAADE says:
ur goin to hell
Matt says:
hahahaha that was the worst thing ever
JAAAADE says:
u fuckin sick creature of darkness
Monster Mash says:
HAHAHA
Matt says:
"the devil bell of witch craft and black stuff, and some screaming"
Matt says:
and other bad stuff
Matt says:
maybe exploding eye balls and pentagrams
Monster Mash says:
Well eat shit
JAAAADE says:
WHERES CARLY
Monster Mash says:
IM DEAD
JAAAADE says:
OMG CARLY ARE U TAKIN ANOTHER SHIT
Matt says:
probably ringing her bell
JAAAADE says:
UR BOWELS ARE HUGE
Matt says:
fuck man, that's sick
Monster Mash says:
I was polishing my BELL TOWER THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Monster Mash says:
okay jade, who shit her pants on the slide when she was 12

theres WAY MORE but its too much to copy and paste HAHAHAHA

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:18:13 GMT

SO TODAY I GOT A BLONDIE RECORD AND SOME BLACK PUMPS
raise the roof.

Sat, 15 Oct 2005 06:00:51 GMT

im so drunk
i've never been this drunj i puked in my bqacpacf on my way to my hpise, my uncle drove me, i puike 3 times, i've never been this drunm rofl.

Tue, 11 Oct 2005 03:40:29 GMT

I made a purse today, how creative huh?
CHECK IT.

ITS NOT LEATHER rofl.
Its shiny and nowhere near leather.

Detailed look.
and this picture makes it look like a plastic bag, ITS NOT PLASTIC EITHER, hahaha.

I'm so proud of my talents, I should start a business.
I'll overcharge for my sewing services.

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:12:51 GMT

AS EVERYBODY KNOWS....
It snowed today, fuck life.

Best day of school, EVER.

Mon, 26 Sep 2005 02:10:13 GMT

This production courtesy of...

(read carefully!!)

So our lunch hour started with a trip to our BEST FRIENDS playhouse (formerly known as "the squat, HAHAHAHA)...

first we took a picture of the crazy nice dumpstered couches

then we took it upon ourselves to photograph this piece of art (it says reagan youth on it, REBELS)

After that little bonanza steph & i decided that the fire pit needed a little more JAZZ.. so we ripped it apart...

that was some good shredding

WHAT COULD WE POSSIBLY DO WITH THESE FINE PIECES OF WOOD?

we have the answer... and its right here..... A & a circle.

(ROFL, we made the anarchy sign to MOCK THESE KIDS by the way anarchy is for fags)

After that we decided to take the ashes from the fire pit and put them on the couch, WE SURE ARE REBELS WITH A CAUSE.

Later that lunch hour we thought, HEY lets carry this puppy into the woods....

Now that our long days work of destroying regicide & the misfits "REALLY COOL" and out of this world "squat" was over we needed to do some last minute touch-ups...

.....

The last remains of the "squat" were thrown in the BFI bin behind their school.

they deserved it for making such a lame ass thing, what were they thinking...
"HEY GUYS WANNA MAKE A FUCKING SQUAT, ITS REALLY PUNK ROCK.
WE CAN SMOKE AND GET HIGH BACK THERE, WHOA-OH-OH. ANARCHY PUNX ANARCHY!"

I hope to god they get mad @ us on monday, i wanna see one of them cry.

SO THEN after school we went back there to leave a RANSOM NOTE...

it said....

Dear whoever owns this squat/playhouse:

we know who destroyed your squat/playhouse. If you want to know who did it meet us @ the BFI bin behind your school @ 12:15 SHARP on monday at lunch.

BE THERE OR BE (then i drew a square, rofl).

life makes sense, WOW.

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 01:13:46 GMT

IM BORED
fuckkkka.

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 03:02:40 GMT

nar fuck.