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Created on 2004-09-02 09:04:33 (#4407872), last updated 2007-03-31

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Name:	Doctor Kazefa
Location:	Boca Raton, Florida, United States
Website:	The Crimson King

Contact:

rise.of.aybabtu@gmail.com

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Blah blah blah

Many a day ago, I lost my mind and converted overnight into an avid sitarist.

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Nietzsche

"Learn to be happy alone. If we don't enjoy our own company, why should we inflict it on others?" - Swami Chinmayananda

"Yesterday upon the stair
I saw a man that wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
How I wish he'd go away."
- Hughes Mearns

"The_Fur: where do i fail again?
BadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion. Then your mother failed to drown you properly, only enhancing your retardation. Then you failed to develop inter-personal skills, a sense of a humour, and functioning testicles. After that, you completely failed to "have sex" or what I like to call "fucking." After which, you failed to enhance your brain to a proper level.
BadMojo: Then, you failed to make sensible arguements, failed to make funny statements, failed to win, and invariably you will try to shoot yourself in the skull and fail at that too, whereupon you will accidentally shoot two house cats and a small schoolgirl.
BadMojo: Then you will fail to make a logical case in court, where you will fail to be found innocent, and you will go to prison, where the only thing you will succeed at is being jail raped and then murdered by a fatman
BadMojo: Okay, let me rephrase: you will fail to properly protect your anus from a fatman in prison, and you will fail to have a knife-proof head, directly resulting in your subsequent failure to live
BadMojo: whereupon your organs will be donated to science, where your heart will fail, killing a small child, your lungs will fail, killing an elderly man, your liver will fail, killing a recovering alcoholic, and your kidneys will fail, making somebody pee everywhere"
- bash.org

"One needs only one worshiper to become a god." - Serial Experiments Lain

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand, lead him to a quiet place and kill him." - Mark Twain

"I love her, even though she cut off my ear." - Gerald, Perfect Hair Forever

"Where there is an open mind, there is always a frontier." - Charles Kettering

"Even when I was in a crowd, I was always alone." - Ernest Hemingway

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." - Emo Philips

"If we find the answer to [why it is that we and the universe exist], it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason - for then we would know the mind of God."
- Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time

"We are the Universe that is trying to understand itself." - Delenn, Babylon 5

"The need is the justification. There are no other factors to consider." - Gendo Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion

"I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddamn cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody." - The Catcher in the Rye

"How absurd men are! They never use the liberties they have, they demand those they do not have. They have freedom of thought, they demand freedom of speech." – Søren Kierkegaard

"'How does one man assert his power over another, Winston?'
Winston thought. 'By making him suffer,' he said.
'Exactly. By making him suffer. Obedience is not enough. Unless he is suffering, how can you be sure that he is obeying your will and not his own? Power is inflicting pain and humiliation. Power is tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing.'" - George Orwell, 1984

"Clearly the person who accepts the Church as an infallible guide will believe whatever the Church teaches." - Saint Thomas Aquinas

"'Captain Jean Luc-Picard. You lead the strongest ship of the Federation fleet. You speak for your people.'
'I have nothing to say to you! And I will resist you with my last ounce of strength.'
'Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours.'
'Impossible. My culture is based on freedom and self-determination.'
'Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. You must comply.'
'We would rather die.'
'Death is irrelevant.'"
- Star Trek: The Best of Both Worlds

"As we grow old, the beauty steals inward." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Art is achieved when you risk yourself." - Eureka 7

"This light will bring misfortune and be the end of us all, but... how beautiful it is." - Eureka 7

"Oh, death; how lost are those to be so grasped! for in this stolen land, one may never die. Forever shall the duality within reanimate the expired. Forever this angelic doppelganger shall strip them of life."
- Unnamed Novel*

"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image, when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."
- Anne Lamott

"Where is your God now?"

"The lights dimmed, the ceiling shuddered as if exhausted, and the voices neared. We were routed; there was nothing left. I suppose this was how we had always planned it would end. I was bleeding vilely from my kidney, while he had been liberated of an arm and three fingers on his remaining hand. Still, in that darkness, in that damp, cold quiet, he was an anchor.. the last remnant of a life long past. He turned to me then. I'd never seen him so calm. There! I saw peace there. 'Rest.' And so it was that we found the answer to the final mystery of life."
- Unnamed Novel*

"A wise tyrant always allows a fool to take the lead in a crisis." - Beast Wars

"'Why do you always talk to yourself?'
'Oh, I simply have a penchant for intelligent conversation.'" - Beast Wars

"'Nonetheless, let the records show that I advise against this action. It will eventually lead to your destruction.'
'Eventually. Eventually can be a long time, my friend.'" - Beast Wars

"So, you act out of hate? Excellent. That's an emotion I can trust." - Beast Wars

"That which does not become part of me, shall become one with the void." - Beast Wars

"I am Alpha and Omega. The beginning, and the end. I am that which was, which is, and is yet to come." - Beast Wars and the Bible

"Anyway, he gets down to the end of his life... and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered -- those were the best years of his life, because they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing."
- Little Miss Sunshine

"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
– F. Scott Fitzgerald

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes."
- Macbeth

"Through indiscriminate suffering men know fear and fear is the most divine emotion. It is the stones for altars and the beginning of wisdom. Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood."
- Their Eyes Were Watching God

"There are more things on heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are ever dreamed of in your philosophy." - Hamlet

"They achieved space flight on April 12, 1961. And they discovered this: the Earth was blue but there was no God." - Metal Gear Solid 3

"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional." - Buddhism

"You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy who goes home alone. And if you don't ever taste the bitter, the sour, the vile... then the sweet really ain't that sweet." - Vanilla Sky

"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

"To live alone, one must be a beast or a god." - Aristotle

"So this was [heaven], he thought unhappily. A sex change.
He (she? who knew!) turned round the corner, where a gnarled woman with wiry tangles of frayed white hair was dumping the contents of a bucket into the street. The thick slop of black excrement and filth landed square on the head of an unsuspecting man. He snapped his head up, saw her before she could retreat, and, roaring, broke down the door to her home. There were a few moments of furious scuffling before she was thrown screaming out the window. All around, a few were stopping to comment on the spectacle, and one was laughing uncontrollably.
No, this was not [heaven]."
- "What Lies After", Unnamed Novel*

"The best pawn is that which does not know it is on a chessboard." - Unknown

"Judge Claude Frollo longed
To purge the world
Of vice and sin.

And he saw corruption
Ev'rywhere
Except within."
- The Bells of Notre Dame

"Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius [the Greek god of curing illness]. Please, don't forget to pay the debt." - Socrates, final words

"Do you really need to know why?
Even if you someday find the reason,
by then, you will already have lost everything."
- RE-TAKE

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." - Woody Allen

"That was strange, all these dead people lying around. You didn't ordinarily see dead people everywhere like this, did you?"
- Asimov and Silverberg, Nightfall

"So the universe is not quite as you thought it was.
You'd better rearrange your thoughts, then.
Because you certainly can't rearrange the universe."
- Asimov and Silverberg, Nightfall

"Abandon all hope ye who enter here." - Dante, The Inferno, Ciardi translation

"Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers." - Voltaire

"Nay, fly to Altars; there they’ll talk you dead;
For fools rush in where angels fear to tread."
- Alexander Pope

"From now on this world will become a looping world, an Avici hell. It shall be crueler than death." - Zegapain

"Mock me while you can, instrument of the void!" - MT

"'You're insane!'
'Insane? Oh, but of course! You can't change the world without a little insanity!'"
- Xenosaga III

"It's quiet now. I don't think... it's ever been this quiet before, in my whole life. This is what I sought. And yet... now that the time has finally come... I long for the noise of the past."
- Dying words, Xenosaga III

"Destruction and creation are two faces of the same god." - Macross Zero

"So Lyra and her dæmon turned away from the world they were born in, and looked toward the sun, and walked into the sky."
- The Golden Compass

"From delusion lead me to truth.
From darkness lead me to light.
From death lead me to immortality."
- Brhadaranyaka Upanisad 1.3.28 (translated)

"'Look, old Dim's bleeding to death.'
'Never. One can die but once. Dim died before he was born.'"
- A Clockwork Orange

"The question is whether such a technique can really make a man good. Goodness comes from within, 6655321. Goodness is something chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man." - A Clockwork Orange

"No system ever existed which did not in some form involve the exploitation of some human beings for the advantage of others." - John Dewey, The Quest for Certainty

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke

"The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest." - Anonymous

"Meetings were created by God, but separation was created by man." - .hack/SIGN

"Pain is an illusion of the body. Despair is an illusion of the mind." - Warhammer 40,000

"Camouflage is the colour of fear." - Warhammer 40,000

"Build a man a fire and you will keep him warm for a night; set a man on fire and you will keep him warm for a lifetime." - Unknown

"'Yarbles,' I snarled. 'Bolshy great yarblockos to thee and thine.'
'All right, all right,' said the Interior Inferior one very skorry. 'He speaks to me as a friend, don't you, son?'
'I am everyone's friend,' I said. 'Except to my enemies.'"
- A Clockwork Orange

"I once foolishly held up a handful of sand and asked that I be granted as many birthdays as there were grains. I forgot to ask that they be years of youth." - Ulysses

"It's like the Universe just pointed you out one day and said, 'Ah, there you are. The happy couple. I've been looking for you.'" - The Mothman Prophecies

"Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul."
- Invictus, William Ernest Henley

"Killing people is easy, if you can forget the taste of sugar in your mouth." - Monster

"Happiness is the absence of striving for happiness." - Zhuangzi

"If you are staying for three days, then your stay will coincide with the end of the world. Is that okay?" - Kino's Journey

"Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe." - Neil Gaiman, "The Sandman"

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
(OH SO FUNNY)

"'What do you want to be when you grow up?'
'A martyr.'"
- Gustav Mahler

"Go then. There are other worlds than this."
- Last words spoken to a dying child, The Dark Tower I

"He who would give up essential liberty for temporary security deserves neither."
- Benjamin Franklin

"The price of peace is eternal vigilance." - George Marshall

"A man who has nothing can still give his life." - Warhammer 40,000

"It is better to die in vain than live in damnation." - Warhammer 40,000

"'I can tell the future.'
'Really? Can you prove it to me?'
'Yes.'
'How would you do that?'
'You're going to die when you leave this building.'"
- Darker than Black

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts

"Take only memories; leave nothing but footprints." - Chief Seattle

"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" - Mohandas Gandhi

"In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King, Jr

An Eskimo hunter asked the local missionary priest:
'If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?'
'No,' said the priest, 'not if you did not know.'
'Then why,' asked the Eskimo earnestly, 'did you tell me?'

"As I child I understood how to give. Upon becoming civilized, I have forgotten this grace."
- Ohiyesa, Sioux

"The wise man will love. All others will desire." - Afranius

"I will cease to exist as I am now... only to be reborn as a god to rule over every soul." - Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII

"That's not a lie; it's a terminological inexactitude." - Alexander Haig

"Everyone you know and love,
everyone you've ever met,
everyone, they will all die."
- Saren, Mass Effect

"It is better to be feared than loved, if one must choose." - Niccolo Macchiavelli

"Have a good life."
- Salim, Slumdog Millionaire

"I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs."
- Frederick Douglass, escaped slave

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
- Dr. Strangelove

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."
- Albert Einstein

"Religion is the opium of the masses." - Karl Marx

"Fly, you fools." - Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings

"The world indeed is comic.
But the joke is on mankind."
- HP Lovecraft

"Girl of eighteen,
fell in love with everything.
Found new life in Jesus Christ.
Hit by a car,
ended up,
on a life support device.

Summer's day
as she passed away.
Birds were singing in the summer sky.
Then came the rain,
and once again,
a tear fell from her mother's eye."
- Depeche Mode, Blasphemous Rumours

Two slackers skip a final exam and instead ski the mountain slopes. They eventually return to school, tell their professor that they had a flat tire, and ask for a make-up exam. The understanding professor obliges and puts the two in separate rooms. The last question on the test simply asks: "Which tire?"

A wise man once said that the brain is the most complicated thing in the universe, save for the universe itself.

"It is impossible for this sedated individual to experience pain, pleasure, memory, dreams, or thoughts of any kind. This young man will be as unfeeling and unthinking as the dead until the day he joins them." - Metallica, One

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks

"'So how's Albert doing anyway?'
'He was hoping that you'd allow him to work soon. ... Can he hope?'
'Of course he can hope. As long as he's alive, and even longer. Hope is the last thing to die.'"
- The Lives of Others

"The State's head office for Statistics on Hans Beimler St. counts everything, knows everything. How many shoes do you buy per year? 2.3. How many books do you read per year? 3.2. But there is one number that is not available, perhaps because such a figure hurts even the bureaucrats: suicides. If you called the Beimler Office and asked, 'How many people between the Elbe and Oder rivers, between the Baltic Sea and Ore Mountains were driven to death from desperation?' then our oracle of numbers remains silent, and probably writes down your full name for the state security, those grey men who take care of our country's happiness."
- The Lives of Others

"You shall be as gods." - The Bible

"That is not dead which eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die."
- The Call of Cthulhu

'I see why you like this video camera so much.'
'You do?'
'It's not quite reality. It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.'
- Spoken after days of being lost in the forest, The Blair Witch Project

"My God, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." - Fight Club

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives."
- Col. Jessup, A Few Good Men"

"When you turn your car on, does it return the favor?" - Camry commercial

(regarding a murderer who killed two sisters)
"He killed what they loved. They loved each other." - John Coffey, The Green Mile

"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt." - Kurt Vonnegut

"First we build the tools, then they build us." - Marshall McLuhan

"Cause tragedy thrills me,
Whatever flavor it happens to be, like...
'Killed by the husband'
'Drowned by the ocean'
'Shot by his own son'
'She used a poison
in his tea...kissed him goodbye'
That's my kind of story,
It's no fun 'til someone dies."
- Tool

guy's trying to hook up
'So you wanna go upstairs or something?'
'What? Don't you have a girlfriend?'
'Why? Do you see her here?'

"Truth wasn't something you went out and found. It was wide and vast and deep and unending, and all you could hope to see was a tiny part of it. And to see that part and to mistake it for the whole was to make of Truth a lie." - The Death Gate book 1

'Where're you going?'
'Out. There's something I forgot to do, but I'll be back.'
'Well, what're you gonna do?'
'... if I don't come back tell Mother I love her.'
'Your mother's dead little Willie.'
(Pause.)
'Well then I'll tell her myself.'
- No Country for Old Men

"And then, as he lay dying, the black monk came and set him free." - The Death Gate book 1

"Yeah, everybody's children are so special. Makes you wonder where all the ordinary grownups come from." - Code 46

"Behold the beast with the pointed tail, that passes mountains and breaks walls and weapons! Behold him that infects all the world!" - Dante, The Inferno, Singleton translation

"Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato

"I committed suicide with a purpose. With a goal. I am now one with the Net. It is here that I have found God."
- Serial Experiments Lain

(between two in love)
"'Yeah, running a farm's a lot of work. But that'll all change when my sons arrive.'
'...You have children, then?'
'Oh, no. I was hoping you could help me with that.'"
- Braveheart

"Here, time concurring (and it does);
Lies Ciardi. If no kingdom come,
A kingdom was. Such as it was
This one beside it is a slum."
- Epitaph of John Ciardi

"I wonder what that would be like.
If we could just switch roles and... you could be the parent and I would be the child, and you could tell me what to do, and I would listen to you."
- The Chumscrubber

"Chigurh flips a quarter and covers it with his palm.
'Call it. Heads or tails?'
'I didn't put nothin' up.'
'Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life; you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?'
'No.'
'1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.'"
- No Country for Old Men

(upon seeing a child drowning)
"'He can't swim!'
'Why, what better time to learn?'"
- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"All that we see or seem
is but a dream within a dream."
- Edgar Allen Poe

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." - Gandhi

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents..." - HP Lovecraft

"Fuck me so hard I forget my name." - I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

"I will show you fear in a handful of dust." - T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land

"Yesterday This Day's Madness did prepare;
Tomorrow's Silence, Triumph, or Despair:
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why:
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where."
- The Rubaiyat

"Nothing is beautiful to everyone."
- Horace

"[11:11:54 PM] Bryan Vo! says: my roommate
[11:11:59 PM] Bryan Vo! says: is watching a video of an erection
[11:12:00 PM] Bryan Vo! says: in progress
[11:12:02 PM] Bryan Vo! says: o_o
[11:12:03 PM] Bryan Vo! says: sigh"
- Bryan Vo.

"So much... life."
- Last words, Roslin, Battlestar Galactica

"Our star is dying! All our science... all our hopes... our dreams... are foolish!
In the face of this, we are dust; nothing more. And to this dust... we will return.
When he chooses for us to die, it is not our place to challenge God."
- Sunshine

"At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains.
Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone."
- Sunshine

"Roland opened the door at the top of the Dark Tower, the door for which he had quested for his entire life.
It beckoned to him; and he entered the room, the center of all universes.
The door closed gently behind him."
- Stephen King, the final few pages of The Dark Tower septet

"You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world." - O'Brien, 1984

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able, and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God."
- Epicurus

"There is a pleasure in the pathless woods;
There is a rapture on the lonely shore;
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but Nature more..."
- Lord Byron

"She is trying to convince me that she never does this and is not that type of girl. It was difficult for me to understand. Her enunciation isn't very good with my dick in her mouth."
- I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

"This moment is as it should be."
- Deepak Chopra

"Convincing yourself that something is true is sometimes depressingly easy." - SPIKES/Exploring the Neural Code

"Insane? It is your god who guarantees our insanity, but who is it that guarantees the sanity of your god?"
- Hellsing

"If you think your life isn't worth more than anyone else's, you should just donate your organs to medicine, and die." - House

"Happiness.. only real .. when shared."
- Last words of a dying man, Into the Wild

"My God, what have we done?" – Robert Lewis, Co-Pilot of the Enola Gay

"Was everything in my life a mistake?
Is it too late now to ask for forgiveness?"
- Last words of a dying man, Trigun

"Matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration...we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively...there is no such thing as death...life is just a dream...and we are the imagination of ourselves." - Bill Hicks
So apparently this is supposed to be a joke. I don't get this joke. Do you get it? Do you think it's funny? It isn't. Seriously.

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?" - Blade Runner

"I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as the leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day Armageddon: the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, the species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. ...Every step up the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our combined technologies and imaginations... and even the wars that we have fought... have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle.

The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens."
- Armageddon

In vino veritas

"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama, 1994

"If they do not accept our terms, they may expect a rain of ruin from the air the likes of which has never been seen on this earth." - US President Truman after the bombing of Hiroshima

"There's a voice deep inside me:
'The Tower knows who you are.' "
- Demons & Wizards in reference to The Dark Tower

"Even scarier is a blowjob. All she needs to do is sneeze, and you've lost your penis."
- Matthias Hayes

"The punishment is death for all who live." - Iron Maiden

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in the rain." - Blade Runner

"I went to this Mexican restaurant today and I saw this guy order in Spanish, so I ordered in Spanish too. But apparently only one of the two waiters speaks Spanish.
So he just stared at me." - Rumen

"There are some sins that even your imaginary god cannot forgive." - Battlestar Galactica

"The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive." - Full Metal Jacket

"The next day, Eric told me that I tried to hook up with Aparna, but all I could manage to do was pass out on top of her. It was that kind of night. I wake up the next morning, it's 11 am, and I feel like a bag of ass." - Tucker Max

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia.
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill."
- Full Metal Jacket

"No- you will not leave here alive. I am here." - Ratache Osis, Mechwarrior 3

"A picture is worth a thousand words. Well, actually, if it's a VGA picture with 24bit color depth, then it's 640x480x24bits = 7,372,800 bits = 921,600 bytes. If each byte is one character, assuming an average word length of 8 (with a space after each word), we get about 115,200 words (lol, no coincidence intended). So our ancestors were off by two orders of magnitude. Maybe they were assuming 200x150 images? Whatever."
- http://yasha.okshtein.net/wrt54gc/

"Jim: Almighty and most merciful father...
Hilda: That's good.
Jim: Dearly beloved... we are gathered... unto thee. I shall fear no evil. Thy rod and thy staff comfort me all the days of my life."
[beginning to suffocate]
"Jim: Lay me down in green pastures... I... I can't remember anymore.
Hilda: That was nice, dear. I liked the bit about the green pastures.
Jim: Oh, yes, yes. Into the valley of the shadow of death...
Hilda: Oh, no more love. No more.
Jim: ...rode the six hundred."
[they die]
- When the Wind Blows

"Pain is weakness leaving the body." - Chinese maxim

"'Sometimes I think it would be easier being dead.'
'That's bullshit! You couldn't get stoned anymore.'"
- River's Edge

"I told him everything just now. Everything. He listened, and it looked like he was laughing. But it also seemed as if he were crying. I've never seen anyone look like that before." - Monster

"Do you not know that there comes a midnight hour where everyone has to throw off his mask?" - Kierkegaard

My orgo teacher upon discovering a mistake in a problem: 'Well, I guess there's only one solution: cyanide.'
- George CB Ling

"Do you believe what you hear, can you believe what you see?
Do you believe what you feel, can you believe?"
- Iron Maiden

"Death may be the greatest of all human blessings." - Socrates

"Perpetual peace can only be found in graveyards." - Kant

"In that moment I knew. Oh my gosh, I'm having a stroke! I'm having a stroke!
And in the next instant, the thought flashed through my mind: Wow, this is so cool!"
- My Stroke of Insight

"Cersei: (her face bruising from Robert's blow) 'I shall wear this as a badge of honor.'
Robert Baratheon: 'Wear it in silence or I'll honor you again.'"
- A Song of Ice and Fire

"'Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?'
'Why, that is the only time a man can be brave.'"
- A Song of Ice and Fire

"You exist because we allow it, and you will die because we demand it." - Sovereign, Mass Effect

"So a buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says make me one with everything...
He pays for his dog with a 20 and the vendor keeps it. The buddhist asks "Where is my change?" and the vendor replies, "Change must come from within.""
- whatever

"When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be." - Lao Tzu

"'Live,' said Death, 'for I am coming." - Virgo

"Most people are inherently selfish. Prove me wrong and I'll prove you're right. Inductively.
No, actually, I meant to use the adverb, "seductively". Does that make sense? Does it really even matter? Ask yourself that.
But of course it does. If nonsense didn't matter, then it would be Utopian. Nonsensical things like rival ideologies and subtle human behavior would thus not exist and a common understanding between everyone about everything would exist."
- The Deranged Mind of George CB Ling.

"Anything worth dying for, is certainly worth living for."
- Catch 22

"Look to the land where no one is old; it is nowhere but in yourself."
- Deepak Chopra

"The Wheel has come full circle. I am here."
- Brave New World

"I don't know if any of you realize, but I have just been shot."
- Teddy Roosevelt, during a speech

Final exam question: "What is courage?"
Student's response: "This is courage."
- unknown

"I don't even know why I am here."
- Albert Fish, serial murderer and cannibal, moments before execution

"I remember dying."
- John Locke, Lost

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

A world without strangers

"As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; for the first time, in that night alive with signs and stars, I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world. Finding it so much like myself — so like a brother, really — I felt that I had been happy and that I was happy again. For everything to be consummated, for me to feel less alone, I had only to wish that there be a large crowd of spectators the day of my execution and that they greet me with cries of hate." - Albert Camus, The Stranger

"I saw a human skull the other day. There was an inscription below it:
'Look long and hard at me, for I was once as you are and you will soon be as I am.'"

Tempus rerum imperator.

"My name's Kim Jong! The US is wrong! Continue foreign aid or taste my dong!
I gots mad flo when I eat my pho, capitalist pigs I overthrow!
We're an Axis of Evil! Like the Knievel! No chance of Japanese civilian retreival!
IAEA criticize us, I say that's insanium! DPRK right to enrich uranium!
I don't mean to boast but you guys are toast, Taepodong-2 can reach the west coast!"
- somewhere

*Note: Unnamed Novel referred to thrice above, is my rather long novel, currently lost in space and time. I still think it's an exceptional story, but it's poorly written. Really poorly written. And I don't have the patience to fix it. You know? lol. Formerly known as The Machine's Nirvana.

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"whore the lil faggit humpin the can got way to excited and started puttin hi dick into his testical anus. the hardest part about scootering is telling your parents your gay"
- YouTube comment. Words to live by.

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A man wandered the world for many years, knowing nothing of his identity or heritage, knowing nothing of his family or accomplishments. He searched in every place he visited, always finding dead ends and false leads... but one day, he stumbled upon a genie.

The genie asked: 'What is your third wish?'
The man looked confused. 'But what of my first and second wish?'
At this, the genie chuckled. 'You've already asked them. Your second wish was to undo your first.'
The man considered this, and then said, 'Very well. For my third wish, I want to know who I am.'
The genie then laughed uproariously.
'That was your first wish.'

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