Graham (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} tao_) wrote,@ 2006-07-10 12:58:00 |
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Ja-a-ames!
Did anyone see this completely insane ad in the back of The Observer's Woman Magazine yesterday?
The text, in case you can't see it, follows.
"Mum did you know...?
"Dirty teeth can kill you!" PREVENT DISEASE.com
"Bad diseases can start in your mouth." abcNEWS.com
"Gum diseases can be an early pointer to Alzheimer's?" scotsman.com
Ja-a-ames...don't worry,
we use Beverly Hills Formula,
active10 the new ultimate toothpaste
with 10 health promoting agents."
Incest, fascinating dental information, a child from a Michael Haneke film, a woman who thinks she's doing porno, a very bad pack shot and the sort of grammar you find in a 419 scam. I'm sorry, but this has it all!
Did anyone see this completely insane ad in the back of The Observer's Woman Magazine yesterday?
The text, in case you can't see it, follows.
"Mum did you know...?
"Dirty teeth can kill you!" PREVENT DISEASE.com
"Bad diseases can start in your mouth." abcNEWS.com
"Gum diseases can be an early pointer to Alzheimer's?" scotsman.com
Ja-a-ames...don't worry,
we use Beverly Hills Formula,
active10 the new ultimate toothpaste
with 10 health promoting agents."
Incest, fascinating dental information, a child from a Michael Haneke film, a woman who thinks she's doing porno, a very bad pack shot and the sort of grammar you find in a 419 scam. I'm sorry, but this has it all!
