Sliced Mars Bars And Water From Public Toilets
I know it's terrible for the women involved, and my heart goes out to them, but this is the funniest news story of the year.

"None of the women knew about his relationships with the others. He often used one woman's money to woo another with gifts and expensive dinners and he juggled up
to five of them at the same time, once keeping two women in a house together for a month, but ensuring they didn't communicate with each other by telling them they didn't speak the same language."

He TOLD them they didn't speak the same LANGUAGE!