Was just talking to my significant other on the phone--conversation went something like this.

Significant Other: ...yeah, and I--Oh, Jesus! What--oh, God!...
Me: What's wrong?!! Are you ok?
Significant Other: Oh, God! I have to turn the television off!
Me: What was it?
Significant Other: That 'Embarrassing Illnesses' thing? Oh, GOD!
Me: What? What did they show?
Significant Other: It was something coming out of someone's arse! What time is it? It's half eight!
Me: I know...that's what we've got now.
Significant Other: Oh, God! That was just horrible! Horrible!...God!

So, once again, fuck you, makers of 'Embarrassing Illnesses'!

Something to cheer my Significant Other up. A rather lovely Dirk Bogarde site. (Thanks, Brock!)

Peter S sent me these very funny clips of Tim and Eric selling out.