According to Charlie Brooker, the normally not-as-bad-as-some-of-the others BBC are about to do their bit to ruin television by deliberately fucking up their end credits.

To add to this gloomfuck of a Sunday, Boing Boing reports that Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens have been doing community service as an apology for 'causing' the Mooninites Bomb Scare. Of course, the real culprits behind the scare were the idiotic Boston City Authorities. But only the innocent must be punished, under the New Morality.

Witness the two Brits who are now in jail for doing the right thing.

Also, Scientology claims a scalp by turning the camera on John Sweeney, and suddenly they're the good guys, not a dangerous UFO Cult who live off the gullible.

Up is down, black is white, night is day. So it goes.

'Cutting Edge' is on the slide after all! The next one is about eliminating swearing in schools. What is this apparently commendable enterprise called? 'Watch Your F-ing Language'!

Fuck you, Cutting Edge!

Also, 'Virgin School' is about a man who is a middle-aged virgin who has to go to Amsterdam to get cured and he...oh, anyway--Fuck you, people who made 'Virgin School'!

Also, 'Embarrassing Illnesses' begins this week. "The first patients... include Victoria, whose nipples are inverted, and Nicky, who is flatulent."

The limbo stick is LYING ON THE FLOOR!

(I just saw the picture I stole for this post on a good monitor. Could they possibly be trying to tell me that the image is copyrighted?)