1. Stealing the body.
2. The motorcycle cop leafing through the porn mags while a whole family sits inside a van waiting. "Yeah...I love this stuff...yeeeaaahhhhh....whoah, baby.."
3. The kid who's not speaking because he reads Neitzsche--all right, buying it so far...but the same kid is frustrated because--you ready?-- he wants to join the air force.
4. Family delighted because their ten year-old child is dancing like a slut.
5. The 'boy' who broke Steve Carell's heart is audience-friendly chunky tennis coach-type guy rather than more likely, wispy 'Death In Venice'-type. Gay love interests only acceptable in Hollywood movies if they look like male models in their mid-twenties.
6. Steve Carell is foremost Proust scholar in America but never says anything interesting.

I'm sure there's more but the batteries on my laptop are about to run out.