Whoooo...you don't need to speak French to know why this clip is so upsetting. The question is "What orbits the earth?" (via Neatorama)

What happens when you cross the Scientologists?

 


Agh! Every single one of these gives me a memory wedgie!

Turner Broadcasting has completely wussed out on the Aqua Teen situation and is agreeing to pay $2 million to the stupidest city on earth. Aren't they just throwing Stevens and Berdovsky to the wolves by admitting culpability on this matter?

I'm beginning to worry the dumbass, caught-with-dick-in-hands authorities are going to throw the book at these guys, who are seen below giving the only appropriate response to the situation.