I love this....today's Independent, from the article Chirac honours the village that saved Jews from Nazis.

"It is estimated that 3,000 Jews were saved by the people of
Chambon-sur-Lignon, compared to the 1,200 rescued by Oskar Schindler,
the Austrian businessman celebrated in the 1993 movie Schindler's List."

I was unaware that Schindler and the Chambon-sur-Lignon villagers were involved in a competition to see who could rescue the most Jews. Oh, they weren't? THEN WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS COMPARISON?

An advert for the Irish Times reads We look at life. You live it.

Wow. Thanks for explaining the difference between me and a newspaper.

How about extending this line of thinking to some other products? I am a bottle of water, you drink water.