Homer admonishing Bart in a recent Simpsons.

"...and if you get expelled from that school, then you're going to military school,
where you'll be sent to the next war quagmire. What will it be next, North
Korea, Iran... who knows? Anything's possible with Mr. Cuckoobananas in charge!"

(Thanks, John!)

Frightened Americans (see previous entry) now have the option to live in a coffin.

Quelle Suprise

Another cool clock.