Every day I thank God I'm an athiest.

"What can you say about a civilization where people zip from one solar system to the next as if they were changing their socks but where a woman fails to register for an ultrasound, and thus to realize that she is carrying twins until she is about to give birth?"

Anthony Lane massacres the latest stage of the great 'Star Wars' con-job, whereby an entire generation has their wallets lightened at regular intervals by George "Fuck You" Lucas.

Lucas. What a great villain he is. You have to have some respect for a man who makes crappy movies, then uses the proceeds to go back and cut the cool bits from the early, less-crappy movies. Like something out of a Philip K Dick novel, he's using your money to destroy your memories. James Bond should be sent out after him.