My hands are shaking as I write this.

http://www.5minutesonline.com/index.html

I mean, where do you BEGIN?...

(NOTE: My friend Joe sent this warning...
re your understandable excitement over one minute to live- be warned they
take MONTHS to arrive.  I waited three months for something over Xmas.  
Kind of takes the edge off those whimsical so-bad-its good impulse
purchases.)