| Graham ( @ 2007-02-14 13:40:00 |
Things I didn't buy about 'Little Miss Sunshine' (spoilers ahoy!)
1. Stealing the body.
2. The motorcycle cop leafing through the porn mags while a whole family sits inside a van waiting. "Yeah...I love this stuff...yeeeaaahhhhh....whoah, baby.."
3. The kid who's not speaking because he reads Neitzsche--all right, buying it so far...but the same kid is frustrated because--you ready?-- he wants to join the air force.
4. Family delighted because their ten year-old child is dancing like a slut.
5. The 'boy' who broke Steve Carell's heart is audience-friendly chunky tennis coach-type guy rather than more likely, wispy 'Death In Venice'-type. Gay love interests only acceptable in Hollywood movies if they look like male models in their mid-twenties.
6. Steve Carell is foremost Proust scholar in America but never says anything interesting.
I'm sure there's more but the batteries on my laptop are about to run out.
1. Stealing the body.
2. The motorcycle cop leafing through the porn mags while a whole family sits inside a van waiting. "Yeah...I love this stuff...yeeeaaahhhhh....whoah, baby.."
3. The kid who's not speaking because he reads Neitzsche--all right, buying it so far...but the same kid is frustrated because--you ready?-- he wants to join the air force.
4. Family delighted because their ten year-old child is dancing like a slut.
5. The 'boy' who broke Steve Carell's heart is audience-friendly chunky tennis coach-type guy rather than more likely, wispy 'Death In Venice'-type. Gay love interests only acceptable in Hollywood movies if they look like male models in their mid-twenties.
6. Steve Carell is foremost Proust scholar in America but never says anything interesting.
I'm sure there's more but the batteries on my laptop are about to run out.