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[21 Aug 2008|04:18pm] |
Dear watch-movies.net
I adore you.
Although this film is really dark.
Love, me.
Dear CHLOE.
FUCK OFF OUT OF MY LIFE YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP.
I hate you.
Me.
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[21 Aug 2008|10:40am] |
Dear You,
Why the fuck can't you pronounce my name? It's not Chandra, it's not Shinda, and it's not Shanda.
I repeat it for you three times, and you still can't get it. Whatever.
Sincerely,
Chenda
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[21 Aug 2008|03:01pm] |
Dear GCSE Results,
Hey, you surprised me. I didn't fail anything! Which is amazing, considering that before my drama practical, people were spraying deoderant, so I had an asthma attack, and on the day of spanish writing and biology I had a stomach bug, had an asthma attack, and fainted. And for english I had a splitting headache due to having spent too much time in the sun. And then, of course, there's the whole issue of not doing any work at school since you were ten.
I'm quite pleased with you really, although I will have to actually do work next year.
From,
Me
Dear You,
Thank God! I'm so glad we're back to normal now, all the things that happened, they were just insane. The odd thing is, we're not quite normal, because, for the past three years, I've liked you, yet I don't anymore. I can safely, and honestly say, I'm over you. It's weird talking to you and having no feelings like that, no heart somersaulting, no butterflies, nothing. I really hope I bump into you this weekend, I have a sneaking suspicion that I will.
You're a boomerang, you'll see.
Love,
Your Friend
Dear You,
You wanted me to be out of your life, or rather, his life. It's too bad he seems to be unable of stopping talking to me. Such a shame, looks like I'll continue to be friends with him. And, although I don't want you to be upset or hurt or anything like that, I can't help but feel smug about it, because you tried your darndest to get me out of his life, which was an incredibly bitchy and manipulative thing to do.
No love ever,
A Girl You Dislike
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[21 Aug 2008|09:00am] |
Dear You,
Please, for the love of all that is holy, STOP IT. Stop posting adorable, well-lit pictures of you and Linguini frolicking in the fields, dancing, looking at each other with starry-eyes, etc. Do you not realize that I have been trying very, very hard to get over him for over seven months, and it continues to be unsuccessful? Stop teasing me with something I cannot have.
Fed Up,
SeaweedShampoo
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[21 Aug 2008|10:45pm] |
dear ____,
friend: umm im pretty sure its over now.. but he was seeing another girl at the same tims as you.. we told her you were seeing him coz we thought that they were just friends, but it turned out that they were more... but shes ditched him now..
... hey, FUCK YOU! SERIOUSLY FUCKING FUCK YOU.
i fucking took a chance on you. after you fucked up once and now i fucking know about this shit.
and i know who it was with because of my pro facebook snooping skills.
you're a fucking wanker you know that? and now i know why at utopia her friend was a bitch to me. FUCKING THANK YOU HOE. you not ONLY embarrass me you fucking make people hate me?
what the fuck is your problem you manipulative little shit.
i can't believe i let you use me.
and what angers me more is you'll probably say some nice stuff and then it'll all be okay.
well fuck you.
i'm going to brave this.
tomorrow you'll receive a message from me "hey, what cha doing tonight, i wanna see/talk to you." and then you'll be all like "yay secks." and when i see you i'll be like "-SLAP- YOU FUCKING FUCKWIT." might even bring a knife incase you try to girl bash me.
fuck you. i REALLY don't want to cry over you right now but i know when i get off the intawebz i will.
why are you so good at being a boy? i fucking hate you.
and i WOULD mindfuck you but i know if i tried to mindfuck you i'd probably start liking you even more and i'd get mindfucked.
i fucking hate you.
-abso-fucking-lutely NO fucking love hoe.
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[21 Aug 2008|06:42pm] |
 should we even wonder why our hearts are torn
why our image is based on this broken city
should we ask ourselves why our lungs breathe in sickness
innocence is seen as weakness
laughter as naive
and it's these things that hold you down
when they're supposed to keep you safe and sound
and it's these things you claim to believe.
don't let them be the ones you forever tried to please
it's this scene that leaves you cold
but why choose anything else and lose your place in line
may I ask one thing, how do you think this will work out
you are no more well-liked than those who have been betrayed
look at you now
Veda - The Falling Kind
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[21 Aug 2008|04:53am] |
Dear you,
You don't deserve a dear_you tonight, but I spent the last thirty minutes in my bathroom puking my guts up into a garbage can, and since my hands have stopped shaking enough that I can type now, I thought I'd make a paltry LJ offering of FUCK YOU SO HARD IN THE ASS, YOU FUCKING PRICK. I already made my fucking sacrifice and I don't owe you a goddamn thing.
And when I finish listening to Rootless Tree (live at Abbey Road!) I am going to bed, and the best I can hope for is that my dreams will be sweeter than yours.
Yours truly,
Me
Dear you,
Fuck you t-- oh wait. The other inmates probably already are! Ahaha!
Sadistically,
Naomi
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[21 Aug 2008|11:13am] |
A music video from Ryan and Marissa by me..
( more HERE at miss-kimmie )
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[21 Aug 2008|09:30am] |
Dear Scared People Going Off To College/University to Live In Dorms,
You will be absolutely fine. It seems scary now, but in a months time you will look back on it and wonder why on earth you were so scared.
If you're leaving behind a boyfriend or girlfriend, remember we live in a world of amazing technology. We have mobile phones, internet, skype, emails........if you both make the effort, your relationship has all the potential in the world to last the distance and the time.
Don't panic about how you are going to make friends - everyone else in your dorms will be in exactly the same position. You will make friends in the funniest of circumstances. Your friends will still be around from back home - and some of you will drift apart. But if they are true friends, then you will always be a part of each others lives in some way.
A year passes incredibly quickly, and I am speaking from experience when I say that.
Have fun and enjoy all the experiences you are going to have in the coming years.
From someone who has been there and come through it.
x
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[20 Aug 2008|11:12pm] |
Dear Chanel,
I think it's a bit odd that you still have pictures of your ex plastered all over your walls. Oh, and that one really cute baby picture of him.. you know, the one next to your bed. He's a really nice guy, and a great friend. And I know you know that. So please stop calling him these awful names behind his back. I know you still care about him. So please, don't cuss baby J out.
He's my friend. And yours.
-Me
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[21 Aug 2008|01:30am] |
dear you,
You're always so ~mysterious~ and distant. Even when you're in my dreams
its kind of amusing,
---R
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[21 Aug 2008|12:48am] |
Dear fucking universe;
I asked for a guy, preferably one that had several of the requirements of my list..
& yes.. I have a list.
Well I sort of got it.
But then he turns out to be a COMPLETE FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
When will this madness end?
When will I find a guy that thinks I'm special, and great, and wonderful?
That wants to spend his time with me, and talk to me, and tell me things I don't know?
This is getting absolutely ridiculous.
PISSED OFF,
T.
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[21 Aug 2008|12:23am] |
Dear YOU,
When I go to school in two days, I am done. All we’ve been through these past two years are no longer going to matter. I am going to move on and you are going to wonder how you could have ever let me go. You have 48 hours to realize what you are about to lose and find a way to rectify the situation.
And so help me, YOU, it had better be good.
ME
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[20 Aug 2008|10:41pm] |
dear kelsey,
thanks for being my best friend, being there for nine years and then dumping me because acid took my place
- caitlin
dear alex,
thank you for reminding me that you can't trust your best friend with your crush..
THEY WILL SCREW YOU OVER
- caitlin
dear taylor,
thank you from saving me from all of the above
-caitlin
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[20 Aug 2008|11:37pm] |
Tom Cruise,
you are suddenly cool again. congratulations my odd friend, congrats.
Tropic Thunder,
you confused me, I don't know if I liked you or not! Gosh!
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[20 Aug 2008|11:15pm] |
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Dear Self,
God, you just need more confidence don't you? Scrap that idea, you know when it clicks there will be confidence there. I don't get it, either there has been an unfortunate low in cute boys or you just don't feel like putting any effort in anymore... like the boys in the comic store, they were pretty cute, don't you think? Come on, and they were FUNNY! But still, nothing. It has been 9 months... god that's long. Babies are made in that time... I mean come on girl, you have to get back in the game. At least find new friends, it never was that hard for you before. Why do guys only seem to want sex when you try to befriend them. Can't we just sit and play video games, or watch a movie without having to have something more than friendship? Is it just me, or are girls supposed to be the ones who want relationships and guys are the ones who seem to be less emotional than that? Maybe that happens everywhere else but here. I guess you are still hung up on the last guy because you are still closer to him than anyone of your friends, but I don't get it, I thought there were no more romantic feelings? Of course the reason you broke up doesn't seem to be applicable anymore since he opened up more after the break up. But you can't dwell on this. I dare you to work twice as hard to find a new guy when school comes back.
You completely confuse me, and you have had too much time to think this over. Why is the most complicated person most of the time your very own self? This wasn't a problem before, but when I think about it, 9 months is way too long and you have to start moving on... "Grab a spoon" as they say in 'Friends'. God that's sad, you're quoting a sitcom that hasn't been on for four years.
And dag nabit, stop talking to yourself for pete's sake!
Kat
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[20 Aug 2008|10:38pm] |
dear you,
you just made me really proud of my decision to break up with you.
thanks for that.
love, me.
---------------------------------------------------
dear maryland,
I'll miss you, but not the people you contain.
love, me.
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[20 Aug 2008|09:59pm] |
Dear Boy,
I know you lie, but I still trust you. I have no idea why because there are better guys out there for me. But there's only one you.
I love you. I'm ready to tell you, but are you ready to hear it?
Love,
Me
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[20 Aug 2008|05:53pm] |
Dear You,
Its a mystery, if you do, think of me the way I think of you. But some day, I'll just barge right in and say:
Excuse me I was wondering...
When you close your eyes at night, do you think of us as one?
Does it feel right?
Do you imagine what could be?
When you hear the word "love",
Do you think of me?
Every night I pray to God that you might feel the same.
Love,
Me
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[20 Aug 2008|08:44pm] |
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dear sorority rush,
thank you for making sure that every single girl that you have as a candidate is in skimpy, tight, flippy dresses when they're rushing. i mean... it's not enough to make me work while the lab's basically closed. but when every single girl looks really hot in tiny tiny dresses antd i'm already thinking i may not be completely straight??? i'm so... so confused already. thanks for making it that much more difficult.
yours,
the not-geek geek that runs this computer lab
p.s. um, what happened to taste, though? cause if i see one more girl walking in flip flops or not knowing how to walk in heels, i may have to go all Miss Jay on a bitch. and a black and white dress does not automatically mean that red heels makes it all golden. seriously. learn to work a pair of spats or something.
and i say brava to all the girls who MISSED THE BLACK AND WHITE MEMO. there's been one blue dress and one multicolored dress. i'm DYING. ESPECIALLY FROM THE 80S REJECT WITH HER POOF TOP SLEEVES AND NEARLY BACKLESSNESS.
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