two lefts don't make a right

	That '70s Show Seasons from when they didn't suck.
	Reno 911 I'm not your damn dapperdoll!
	South Park I'd rather be a crying pussy than a faggy goth kid.
	Nip/Tuck Christian is perfect.

	Roswell Maria and Michael got married and had cute wittle alien babies.
	Gilmore Girls Logan is Tristan v2.0. Knock off. (But I still love him)
	Dawson's Creek Learn to read between the banter, Pacey.
	The Philadelphia Story Tracy Lord: You're too good for me, George. You're a hundred times too good. And I'd make you most unhappy, most. That is, I'd do my best to.
	The Breakfast Club Can you describe the ruckus, sir?
	Sabrina PS: Do not invite David to my funeral, he probably wouldn't even cry.
	Grease You're a sick man, Putz.
	Now and Then What is it? What is it? -- I don't know, right now it's just a head.
	Ferris Bueler's Day Off Other than you being the only cheerleader with a husband, why not?
	Ever After I shall try. -- And I shall wait all day.
	Clueless You're a virgin who can't drive. -- That was way harsh, Ty.
	A Walk to Remember What is love?
	Bringing Up Baby Mrs. Random: Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes. David Huxley: These aren't my clothes. Mrs. Random: Well, where are your clothes? David Huxley: I've lost my clothes! Mrs. Random: But why are you wearing these clothes? David Huxley: Because I just went gay all of a sudden!
	10 Things I Hate About You Walter Stratford: [Bianca and Chastity are sneaking past Bianca's father] Shoulda used the window. Bianca: Hi Daddy. Walter Stratford: Hi... where're we going? Bianca: Well, if you must know... a small study group with friends. Walter Stratford: Otherwise known as an orgy? Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party. Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.
	Sixteen Candles Me? -- Yeah, you.