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| User: | stormcatcher_ (6150739)
Sabre Scratchings
I had a Moment of Clarity, then a Moment of Zen...then a Wicked Hangover
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| Name: | stormcatcher_ |
| Location: | Ankh-Morpork, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1969-07-29 |
| Bio: | The infant was wrapped in the soiled NASCAR blanket, lying in the back of a pickup truck littered with empty Moon Pie wrappers, Waffle House napkins, and cans of R.C. Cola. He popped the bottle of whiskey sour mix out of his muzz, gave it a few firm, brisk shakes, then hollered to no one in particular, "Dammit, where's the TOBASCO SAUCE??!"
And the fat nursing trainees looked at him, shook their heads, and muttered to themselves, "There's another one slated for delinquency. Honestly. The way he face-humped the doctor after his ass got slapped after delivery...!"
The infant belched vociferously, then peered over the edge of the pickup truck bed in which he lay and eyed the nurses, shaggy brows perked. "Say, y'all got a replacement nipple for this here bottle? It's a'-gettin' stale!"
Transplanted, recovering redneck hopefully without the close-mindedness, and a good deal more quietly thoughtful than what you might find in your atypical Wal-Mart. Tends to ramble a lot while still coming across as not knowing jack about much of anything. Occasionally prone to having something in his craw that won't go away till he hollers and gripes about it on paper.
He DOES try to write purty, though. And he knows a number of cool and interesting folks, both on and offline. Please wipe your boots off before coming indoors, and leave your ignorance next to the recycling bin.
And remember...for some folks, R.C. Cola and Moon Pies are a life philosophy.
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| Memories: | 3 entries |
| Interests: | 68: ad copy, anthro fiction, aplomb, autumn, bears, beast (x-men), beer, blue collar, blue crash kit, blues, books, buffy the vampire slayer, camping, canines, carnivals, cider, comic books, communication, confidence, dark humor, dark rides, dive bars, dvd's, facial hair, felines, forensics, forests, gargoyles, gay bears, goatees, graphic novels, graveyards, hairy guys, halloween, haunted houses, heavy metal, hiking, hitchcock, horror, joss whedon, latino men, lightening, masculinity, minotaurs, moderation, monsters, movies, no bullshit, oriental men, punk rock, reading, realistic optimism, retiring overseas, road trips, roleplay, roller coasters, satyrs, shaved heads, sideshow freaks, spook houses, summer, suspense, tattoos, theme parks, truthfulness, wolves, wookiees, writing |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 101: | athais_wolf, atragon, axelwolf, azhrie, ber_uang, big_horsey, bluemanenews, brownkuma, bucky_boy, bumblingsara, cargoweasel, cashewlou, chris_sawyer, chrisbcritter, confusedoo, crocuta, dbruin, demowolf, dendora, devi_sage, diermoo, dinosnake, djarums, doppleganger55, earthlion, eisenkreis, eselgeist, faeros, foeclan, ggwriting, granbear, graveyardgreg, grimal, grisser, hazard_barzard, hezlizzie, hollud, http://www.werebear.net/OpenID/, husker_fox, huskerfox, hyaenidae, hypertwolf, iamorlytower, ivybeth, jonathanmaberry, jonnerbloo, karai_crocuta, keikan, keokawa, kieranwolf, kittening, kmhirosaki, kohai_tiger, kyroraz, lady_angelina, leo_lowe, luperion, lupuslusitanus, melfice_cyrum, mtext, mwinzi, neon_grizzly, nicowolf, nipper, osfer, otterdaemmerung, palladinthug, panja_stud, pantherwill, popcom12, pseudomanitou, ractustherat, randallringtail, redcoatcat, rembrant, rjtremor, russ_arulo, rustitobuck, sasuga, screwbald, shurhaian, silverlonewolf1, stallion_shire, stilghar, tecknow, the_wormwood, thewerewolf, thewolfmi, tigupine, tobascofish, ton_the_cat, traumerfox, two_wolves_tied, tygrys, tykelbertt, unclekage, volantdragon, weeona, wolffit, wolfwilder, xerxesotter |  | 52: | 1word1day, _halloween_, _hitchcock_, amusement_parks, bearoftheday, bearsoup, beautifulxbeast, caribouink, carpediemcomic, coastercubs, colbert_report, creatingsolace, daddyoftheday, dogsdays, erotic_equine, flatpointhigh, fur_fair, furryanatomy101, furrytattoos, furrywriters, genrenation, greymuzzle, grimal_art, gryphonerotica, halloweeeeen, horror_icons, isocomic, little_details, lolconnies, lomdrafts, midnighttwinkie, midwest_furfest, monster_porn, musclebears, musclefurs, nanoljers, october_homes, paleoart, plain_english, poor_skills, radiogeekboy, roller_coaster, roller_critters, satyrs, shitty_advice, show_yer_sheath, suburban_jungle, swc_icons, thedailyreports, twin_cities, uncut, vincent_price |  | 1: | bigmusclebears |
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| Account type: | Basic Account |
