stumble over my;

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:19:27 GMT

there is a fucking cricket in the ceiling.

instead of going chirp chirp chirp like regular crickets
it is going

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:34:58 GMT

lol deleted entry. just so you know it was here, though.

everything is not okay, but we're working it out. ~~is this some fucking resolution.~~ wow i have anger issues. sorry.

MIKE CAME UP WITH THIS GAME.

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:39:42 GMT

ok here are the rules. each thread is a SEPERATE CONVERSATION.

reply to the base post ONLY if you wish to start a NEW conversation, otherwise comment to comments.

the catch? the conversation is in lyrics/songs. upload your song to sendspace, box.net, or whatever, and post the snippet of the lyrics you're replying with along with the link. i'll post a few to start. :) please participate.

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:14:58 GMT

dyke_riot

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:42:00 GMT

Popcorn Workers Lung Disease Prevention Act : report, together with minority views (to accompany H.R. 2693) (including cost estimate of the Congressional Budget Office)

best search ever

this job is kind of amazing when it doesn't suck

edit: food and drug administration breast implant consumer handbook

breast implant consumer

breast implant consumer

breast implant consumer

~*~BrEaSt iMpLaNt CoNsUmEr~*~

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:01:46 GMT

wut

sfw

i am confused

eta: oh good they're in michigan

sparta

michigan

more specifically, SPARTA michigan

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:18:43 GMT

FOR MY NEW BUDDY~ THIS IS MY LIFE STORY! KIND OF!

To Whom It May Concern:

It is not impossible to explain how I came to be in this situation, but it is complicated. Right now I am living with my godparents (now my legal guardians), Mary and Dave Price. I have been living with them since June 2007.

To go back to where this began, we have to go back to when I was eleven years old in 2001. My mother had a brain injury; she was hit in the back of the head with a large glass case and had damage to several parts of her brain, including the cererbrum and the amygdala. Before this happened, she had been the head of the household, taking care of housework, cooking, and laundry while my dad was away at his job managing Christian camps. She came home one day and went to sleep on the couch, and basically woke up to go to work, eat, and go to the bathroom for six months. She would start a sentence and go to sleep, waking up four hours later to finish it. She was incapable of taking care of all she used to, so the task fell to me. She hadn’t taught me how to do these things, so I was completely clueless. I didn’t know you had to sweep before you mopped or how to load the dishwasher. I fell straight into a panic disorder, supplemented by the fact that my father has anger issues and would come home screaming because these things were not done.

Life went on like this for about five years with not much change. My depression, post-traumatic stress disorder, and anxiety spiraled out of control. I attempted suicide three times and was hospitalized once.

Long story short, my godparents grew concerned for me and asked my parents if I could come live with them. My parents refused for three years and then, when things were finally getting okay in Michigan (I met my fianceé, was becoming accepted and popular at school, and had a good peer base), my parents decided they didn’t want me anymore. I was too gay for them, too fat, too much trouble. My mom couldn’t deal with me because of the brain injury and my dad couldn’t deal with me because he was obsessed with work. So, I was packed up and shipped to Oklahoma.

And here I am. I don’t mind so much anymore; I’ve made friends and my home life is certainly much better. But, that’s my story!

do you like the cheery ending

god fuck my dad

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:53:50 GMT

i am having these amazing mood swings

they go like this

somebody fucking im me and distract me.

lol tim and eric

Wed, 07 May 2008 17:04:13 GMT

totally stolen from capslock_sw

hey anons and also my flist

p.s. the original character was darth vader

TAKE AWAY WHAT'S LEFT OF THE TATTERED SHREDS OF insert movie/book/videogame character here's DIGNITY. THE PERSON WHO DOES IT IN THE FEWEST WORDS WINS.

THE DEADLINE IS FOREVER, AND THE PRIZE IS HAVING FUN/HAVING A SMILE IN YOUR HEART

GO

Mon, 05 May 2008 03:24:13 GMT

MACRO WAR.

between jessi and i, but you're welcome to chime in.

Mon, 05 May 2008 02:10:51 GMT

THIS IS NOT AN UGLY CAT.

EVERYONE YELL AT JESSI

who is
btw

my lovely lover love love love?

Sat, 03 May 2008 21:45:30 GMT

dear anons:

this post is for you. i know you love to stalk.

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

ask me any question, anon. any question.

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:09:51 GMT

my flist is fucking ridiculous, so i'm sry2say i have to do a friends cut. please comment here if you'd like to stay, bbs. :]

if i cut you and you want back on, just comment! i promise you it wasn't personal.

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:29:33 GMT

PAY IT FORWARD

I will send a handmade gift to the first ten peoples who leave a comment on my livejournal, requesting to join this certain PAY IT FORWARD exchange. I don't know what the gift will be yet, but you will receive it within 365 days from day of comment. Seeing as how I'm really bad with this stuff anyways, this should be a good time period. The only thing that you have to do in return is "pay it forward" by making a similar agreement on your blog/livejournal.

stolen from shewasfire :] i think i'll do ten. or try after that, i don't care. the first ten are guaranteed, how about that?

so i don't have to keep copy pastaing

can has address? icantsaybench at yahoo dot com

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:33:04 GMT

this entry needs one ~~thousand~~ HUNDRED comments this will probably be a failure but LET'S GO PEOPLE GO GO GO

plz

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:00:47 GMT

oh hi guys i looked through two thousand cat macros on the internet
here are the good ones
i found them

my personal favorite:

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:08:48 GMT

this is just a rough dump. later tonight i'll have up a CLASSY POST. you know. properly edited and all. so don't despair~

Loki -----> Cricket

gay.

look i paint mah room

fuck you human go away i hate you

OW

promotion!

Thu, 12 Oct 2006 23:57:07 GMT

infinite_peace
Where personality counts
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more than looks.
Join infinite_peace today!

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:45:34 GMT

bodyandsoul100

001.	Magic	002.	Good	003.	Evil	004.	Dream	005.	Nightmare
006.	Truth	007.	Lies	008.	Loyalty	009.	Hero	010.	Villain
011.	Love	012.	Hate	013.	Hope	014.	Despair	015.	Power
016.	Weakness	017.	Light	018.	Dark	019.	Time	020.	Pretend
021.	Adult	022.	Freedom	023.	Chains	024.	Trust	025.	Longing
026.	Humor	027.	Fun	028.	Battle	029.	Tears	030.	Heart
031.	Sport	032.	Odd	033.	Normal	034.	Music	035.	Poetry
036.	Tales	037.	Quote	038.	Black and White	039.	Fine Line	040.	Positive
041.	Negative	042.	Never-ending	043.	Celebration	044.	Blossom	045.	Belief
046.	Sweet	047.	Sour	048.	Frozen	049.	Burned	050.	Reassurance
051.	Defeat	052.	Betrayal	053.	Lust	054.	Greed	055.	Gold
056.	Silver	057.	Flashback	058.	Self-esteem	059.	Pride	060.	Dull
061.	Sparkle	062.	Clean	063.	Beautiful	064.	Alone	065.	Dress up
066.	Animal	067.	Motion	068.	Dance	069.	Play	070.	Fantasy
071.	Deisre	072.	Serenity	073.	Eyes	074.	Body	075.	Science
076.	Art	077.	Religion	078.	Top of the World	079.	Flight	080.	Stand tall
081.	Run	082.	Protect	083.	Close but far	084.	Stars	085.	Sun
086.	Intimacy	087.	Kiss	088.	Hug	089.	Smile	090.	Frown
091.	Destiny	092.	Sacrifice	093.	Memories	094.	Happy Ending	095.	Life Worth Living
096.	Choice	097.	Choice	098.	Choice	099.	Choice	100.	Choice

AU100: The Dark Tower Series

001.	Beginnings	002.	Middles	003.	Ends	004.	First	005.	Last
006.	Hours	007.	Days	008.	Weeks	009.	Months	010.	Years
011.	Red	012.	Grey	013.	White	014.	Black	015.	Blue
016.	Purple	017.	Brown	018.	Green	019.	Pink	020.	Colourless
021.	Friends	022.	Enemies	023.	Lovers	024.	Family	025.	Strangers
026.	Teammates	027.	Parents	028.	Children	029.	Birth	030.	Death
031.	Sunrise	032.	Sunset	033.	Too Much	034.	Not Enough	035.	Sixth Sense
036.	Smell	037.	Sound	038.	Touch	039.	Taste	040.	Sight
041.	Shapes	042.	Triangle	043.	Square	044.	Circle	045.	Moon
046.	King	047.	Heart	048.	Diamond	049.	Queen	050.	Joker
051.	Water	052.	Fire	053.	Earth	054.	Air	055.	Spirit
056.	Breakfast	057.	Lunch	058.	Dinner	059.	Food	060.	Drink
061.	Winter	062.	Spring	063.	Summer	064.	Fall	065.	Passing
066.	Rain	067.	Snow	068.	Lightning	069.	Thunder	070.	Storm
071.	Broken	072.	Fixed	073.	Light	074.	Dark	075.	Shattered
076.	Rebirth	077.	Paralysis	078.	Disease	079.	Agony	080.	Healing
081.	Blind	082.	Deaf	083.	Lost	084.	Found	085.	Missing
086.	Choices	087.	Life	088.	He	089.	She	090.	It
091.	Birthday	092.	Christmas	093.	Thanksgiving	094.	Solstice	095.	New Year
096.	Writer‘s Choice	097.	Writer‘s Choice	098.	Writer‘s Choice	099.	Writer‘s Choice	100.	Writer‘s Choice

fanfic100: Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

001.	Beginnings.	002.	Middles.	003.	Ends.	004.	Insides.	005.	Outsides.
006.	Hours.	007.	Days.	008.	Weeks.	009.	Months.	010.	Years.
011.	Red.	012.	Orange.	013.	Yellow.	014.	Green.	015.	Blue.
016.	Purple.	017.	Brown.	018.	Black.	019.	White.	020.	Colourless.
021.	Friends.	022.	Enemies.	023.	Lovers.	024.	Family.	025.	Strangers.
026.	Teammates.	027.	Parents.	028.	Children.	029.	Birth.	030.	Death.
031.	Sunrise.	032.	Sunset.	033.	Too Much.	034.	Not Enough.	035.	Sixth Sense.
036.	Smell.	037.	Sound.	038.	Touch.	039.	Taste.	040.	Sight.
041.	Shapes.	042.	Triangle.	043.	Square.	044.	Circle.	045.	Moon.
046.	Star.	047.	Heart.	048.	Diamond.	049.	Club.	050.	Spade.
051.	Water.	052.	Fire.	053.	Earth.	054.	Air.	055.	Spirit.
056.	Breakfast.	057.	Lunch.	058.	Dinner.	059.	Food.	060.	Drink.
061.	Winter.	062.	Spring.	063.	Summer.	064.	Fall.	065.	Passing.
066.	Rain.	067.	Snow.	068.	Lightening.	069.	Thunder.	070.	Storm.
071.	Broken.	072.	Fixed.	073.	Light.	074.	Dark.	075.	Shade.
076.	Who?	077.	What?	078.	Where?	079.	When?	080.	Why?
081.	How?	082.	If.	083.	And.	084.	He.	085.	She.
086.	Choices.	087.	Life.	088.	School.	089.	Work.	090.	Home.
091.	Birthday.	092.	Christmas.	093.	Thanksgiving.	094.	Independence.	095.	New Year.
096.	Writer‘s Choice.	097.	Writer‘s Choice.	098.	Writer‘s Choice.	099.	Writer‘s Choice.	100.	Writer‘s Choice.

001.	Genderswap.	002.	Transformation (animals).	003.	Transformation (inanimate).
004.	Wings.	005.	Tentacles!	006.	Mpreg.
007.	High School AU.	008.	Apocaylpse Now.	009.	Supernatural (creatures).
010.	Supernatural (powers).	011.	Fantasy AU (traditional).	012.	Fantasy AU (urban).
013.	Fuck or Die.	014.	Pornstars.	015.	Hookers.
016.	You see, I woke up gay.	017.	Trading Places.	018.	Forced Union.
019.	Timeshift.	020.	Aliens.	021.	Doppelganger.
022.	Twins/Non-Canon Siblings.	023.	Out Of Time.	024.	Slaves.
025.	Media Crossover.	026.	Spies and Agents.	027.	OMG we forgot ____.

WTF27: free range