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| User: | spoon__ (2463367) |
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| Name: | Spoon | |
| Bio: | My first memory is of watching a yankees game when I was 5, eating weiners and giving my dad a Hi5 after he caught the game ball, all was swell. Then all when black. I woke up with nothing but this memory in a place I would later find out was somewhere in east Africa. I was raised by an African tribe for 18 months, constantly ridiculed as my penis was never as long as theirs. In the time I was there I learnt valuable skills and was able to escape, where I roamed the plains of Africa, feeding on the remains of zebras left by lions, constantly hoping I wasn't theit next victem. After what seemed like years living on my own, never having any human contact as I avoided humans through fear, I eventually came upon a sight that would forever change my life. The ocean, slowly developing my skills with humans, by meeting some white children who ran around the outskirts of a European settlement, and discovering I had a longer penis than them, I came to feel comfortable in the area, but ever longing for home, wherever that was. One sweltering summer's day a Ship arrived into port, and I snuck aboarrd during the night. Setting sail in the morning I was trapped and discovered. Thankfully the captain allowed me to stay aboard, paying my fare by helping out where I could, mainly as a kitchen hand. I arrived in the north of Australia, and boxed kangaroos and aboriginals alike, for the sport of the white men. The whites took a liking to me and took me to Sydney with them, Sydney was full of queers and gooks, so I stole a car and drove to Melbourne, full of whores and alcoholics (given not quite as many as my time in the north) I liked it here, so I played helpless to some religious folk, hoping to scavenge some food. They turned out to be De La Salle Brothers at St bedes and they took me under their wing and gave me an education. And here I am. CLIFF NOTES:  | |
| Memories:: | 37 entries | |
| Interests: | 28: amy, biochemistry, computers, education, f.e.a.r., faith no more, gaming, genetics, gothenburg sound, half-life, half-life 2, hitman, laiaratoiel, love, metal, mike patton, music, nds, nintendo, pc gaming, peeping tom, phoenix wright., prince of persia, r4ds, science, the legend of zelda, trackmania, wii | |
| Schools: | Stella Maris School - Melbourne, Vic, Australia (1993 - 1999) St Bede's College - Melbourne, Vic, Australia (2000 - 2005) University of Melbourne - Melbourne, Vic, Australia (2006 - present) University of Melbourne - Parkville - Melbourne, Vic, Australia (2006 - present) | |
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| Friend of: | 56: _scaredofgirls, acgirl, allirra, asundaymourning, babii_juju, bbq_tool, blue_eyes_v, croperz, crowbar_man, cruciel, dallas1978, darkenrahl_, dracarys, dylan_ist_krieg, emerald_annie, halfcaste, han_kakkoii, heilnims, icefalcon, jashasha, jesspoo, katzfiel, kiku_pink, kindaz, kitti_princess, krug_cow, laiaratoiel, lauramh85, liekomfgitsemz, littlejessy, lottieowns, madeleinesrant, maegzn, mak_elblotto, manol, mashiarasedai, meg_something, melbournian, melzi_87, miss_hex, mr_coolies, naarnies, nichtsicher, ojo_entre_adobe, queenalex, redwinggreen7, rmcalavey, shamypants, shev, shriples_nana, spoon__, stefa_no, tranquillita, triciawilson, wild_turkey_mmm, yeastastic | |
| Member of: | 1: tennant_love | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
