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Fanfiction Archive [28 Nov 2029|12:00am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

All my fic!

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welcome to me. [14 Jul 2023|09:25pm]
this is a journal of real person slash, character slash, and original fiction. to my knowledge, none of the characters [either copyrighted or my own invention] portrayed within are under the common age of consent, nor do i write about non-consensual activities. if you don't like these literary choices, or are underage yourself, please don't comment to tell me so, because that's just silly.

thanks!

- spillingvelvet
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Discombobulated Chapter 2 - Avengers 2012 - Steve/Tony - Teen+ [05 Jul 2012|08:59pm]
Title: Discombobulated - Part 2/?
Fandom: Avengers 2012
Author: Molly [spillingvelvet]
Rating: Teen [for language]
Pairing[s]: Tony/Steve, Pepper/Coulson [established]
Summary: Tony is after the grand-master belt of friendliness.
Word count: 4700+
Author's Notes: Pre-slash. Beta by the delightful dracunculus and [personal profile] agelade.
SPOILERS FOR ALL MOVIE COMPONENTS UP TO AND INCLUDING THE AVENGERS.

Read this chapter on AO3.

Read the entire work [thus far] on AO3.


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Discombobulated - Avengers 2012, Steve/Tony, PG-13 [07 Jun 2012|12:03am]
[ mood | nervous ]

Title: Discombobulated - Part 1/?
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe - Specifically Avengers 2012
Author: Molly [spillingvelvet]
Rating: PG-13 [for language]
Pairing[s]: Tony/Steve, Pepper/Coulson [established]
Word count: 5400+
Summary: Tony gets: in trouble, confused, and taken out to dinner. But he still has to pay.
Author's Notes: Beta by the delightful dracunculus. SPOILERS FOR ALL MOVIE COMPONENTS UP TO AND INCLUDING THE AVENGERS.
Additional notes at the end.



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Fic: Who Needs a Kitchen? John Sheppard/Cam Mitchell, PG-13, SG_Flyboys Thing-a-thon [09 Jan 2011|11:21pm]
Title: Who Needs a Kitchen?
Recipient's name: scrollgirl
The prompt or prompts used: "(1) A "first" of some kind--first kiss, first blowjob, first "I love you", etc. (2) A home-cooked meal. (3) Visiting a Milky Way planet. Yes, Earth counts, but it could be Chulak, Camelot, The Land of Light, etc."
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,142
Warnings: None.
A/N: Beta by [personal profile] kate.

Who Needs a Kitchen?

Five People Who Babysat for Torren - Gen. [03 Aug 2010|10:42pm]
[ mood | pleased ]

Title: Five People Who Babysat for Torren.
Rated: Gen
Short.

Five things Cam's lost over the years. Cam/Daniel, Adult. [03 Aug 2010|10:38pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]

Title: Five Things Cam's Lost Over The Years.
Pairing: Cam/Daniel
Rating: Adult
Short.

Five times Jack wishes he hadn't been promoted to general. Jack/Sam, Gen [15 Feb 2010|05:43pm]
[ mood | cold ]

Title: Five times Jack wishes he hadn't been promoted to general
Author: [personal profile] spillingvelvet
Pairing: Jack/Sam
Rating: Gen
Notes: 275 words.

Things You Can Do With A Lady, Teyla/Rodney, Explicit [25 Jan 2010|07:27pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Title: Things You Can Do With A Lady
Author: spillingvelvet
Pairing: Teyla Emmagen/Rodney McKay
Rating: Explicit - PWP
Contains: Kink - spanking.
Notes: 1374 words. For [personal profile] kate.


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Snow Day, Cam/John, R, PWP [21 Dec 2009|09:56pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

Title: Snow Day
Author: spillingvelvet
Pairing: Cam Mitchell/John Sheppard
Rating: R - PWP
Notes: 814 words, unabashedly fluffy. Beta by the glorious [personal profile] kate. Special appearance by macaroons. Cam/macaroons=OTP OKAY.

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green, orlando/elijah, PG-13 [29 Nov 2009|06:35pm]
[ mood | calm ]

So, I had this sitting around for a looooong time, and I figured I might as well post it. <3 New Zealand fic is always nice, right?


Title: Green
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 573
Beta: kisahawklin <3
Note: Part of the Colors series. No real continuity, just moments. Follows Grey and Orange.

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What Does a Monkey Know of the Taste of Ginger? by Spillingvelvet. [Cam/Daniel, PG-13] [02 Nov 2009|06:32pm]
Title: What Does a Monkey Know of the Taste of Ginger?
Author: spillingvelvet
Pairing/main characters: Cam Mitchell/Daniel Jackson, various original characters.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 8,689
Prompt: Time loop!
Summary: Cam and Daniel are on a routine diplomatic mission. Cam and Daniel are on a routine diplomatic mission. Cam and Daniel are on a routine...
Warnings: Impermanent character death, violence, angst.
Notes: Written for the cm_tropefic Cam Ficathon. I have played very fast and loose with all sorts of cultural traditions. Nothing portrayed in this story should be taken as an accurate example of any native customs. Ever. Set after Ark of Truth.

Beta and cheer-leading by my amazing and patient BFF, kisahawklin. <3 Any mistakes that may remain are my own fault. A special thank you to my other BFF, beveragewench, who has to put up with me screaming "CAM" on a regular basis.


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Wee Mitchell/Sheppard fic, 188 words, gen. [01 Sep 2009|05:57pm]
[ mood | pleased ]

Untitled.
Cameron Mitchell, John Sheppard.
188 words, gen.
Beta by [info - personal] kate. <3

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This entry was originally posted on dreamwidth. Please direct all comments there. <3

>.> [01 Sep 2009|01:04pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

So. Um. Watch this space for some Stargate SG-1 fic...

...eventually.

*mysterious*

i know! i'm not dead! it's a miracle!! crichton with a beard! pass it on!

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drabble dump! [19 Oct 2007|06:04pm]
a goofy drabble wherein dominic and viggo smoke some weed. the same idea came to me a few years ago doing much the same thing with my best pal.

s'a fact, dm, vm, mild - drug useCollapse )


orlando and elijah in the rain with milk, vaguely in the universe of Calcium Kid, only not, rated mild.

milkmanCollapse )


Turkish March, new-zealand era, ob/ew, dm/?, mild

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from my snippet files. [06 Oct 2007|09:29pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

what follows are all the snippets from my unfinished fics that never made it longer than a few lines. ratings are all pretty mild, no actual sex.

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Misunderstood 6 [31 Mar 2007|10:47pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Title: Misunderstood 6
Author: Molly (spillingvelvet)
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: SUPER-SPICY NOT FOR CHILDREN AT ALL.
Summary: Elijah was on the case!
Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with the characters represented in these stories, nor do I make any money in the stories creation.
A/N: Beta by the miraculous abundantlyqueer and the majestic talesinbloom. I am sure several of you out there assumed this was dead in the water, and I am truly sorry for the length of time between these final chapters. This series is essentially complete, but I reserve the right to add bits at any point in the nebulous future. SO THERE.



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( Part One )

( Part Two )

( Part Three )

( Part Four )

( Part Five )

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orange, orlando/elijah, spicy [03 Feb 2007|10:03pm]
title: orange
pairing: orlando/elijah
rating: spicy
beta: abundantlyqueer

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WHO WAS IT? [04 Apr 2006|10:12pm]
[ mood | curious ]

awright, fess up. who bought me 12 virtual roses???

if you come forward, either here or in e-mail [spillingvelvet at livejournal dot com] i will write you a drabble with the pairing of your choice.

c'mooooooon. I AM GOING CRAZY WITH CURIOSITY.

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the same old story, ob/vm, mild [02 Feb 2006|06:30pm]
[ mood | creative ]

the same old story.
by me.
rated mild.
involving viggo and orlando.
150 words.


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