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Siobhan's Masturbating World

The Saviour of Man Likes Pie

Name:
"And The PI!" "Mmm Pie"
Birthdate:
1 January
Location:
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External Services:
  • smw___@livejournal.com
  • Jabber?
Siobhan's Masturbating World is the story of a select group of people living in Glasgow and the odd (and often impossible) occurrences that happen to them.

Shev

"Saviour of Man", likes Pie and sleeping in on Monday mornings.

Miss O'Hagan

Psychotic maths teacher with dreams of world domination and sex with Mr Dowman.

Geo

Ditzy friend of Shev with a million and one hair-brained schemes.

Chris

Immortal being, he really is an evil bastard.

Julia

The closest thing in Glasgow to evil after Chris, oh and overweight ten times over.

Pogo

Hispanic porn-loving immigrant.

Allan

Elf-impersonating ASDA worker.

Ross

Homosexual cult-follower, little boy in an old man's body.

Jebus

Homosexual lover of Ross with a penchant for underwear.

Germ Boy

Genetically-modified boy cloned from a wart of his mother.

Miss Wilson

Limestone obsessed Geography Teacher and mother of one.

Finella McCartney

Overweight, underpaid Biology teacher and the creator of a masturbating disease.

Amanda

Cheese-softy loving sports enthusiast.

Laura

Top-notch student, lousy in life.

Alexis Poof

Masturbating Frenchman who calls his penis "the sex" and gets in the way. A lot.

Eddie the Korn Doll

Re-animated life-size doll with a wicked sense of humour.

Gipsy Funky Pop-N-Fresh Madame X

Resident fortune teller with one stupid name.

Shareen NanJiannie

Legendary "Scotland Today" news reporter who likes sex in public.

SlashKillerGeo

Axe-wielding hunter out for Jebus' brains on a plate.

SomeOtherReporter

Anonymous other reporter on "Scotland Today" with an eye for fame and sex in public.

Gouranga Man

Most powerful "man" on Earth, he'll knock your socks off if you're wearing any.

Tobias Peter "Lobster" Lohmann

A German.

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The drama begins in 1963 and fuck knows when it will end.

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