Who knew!? [the Hard Rock Addition]

Okay, so I enjoy my hard rock, heavy metal and classic rock.
As such I have come to accept that the front men, guitar players, bassists and drummers of these bands are generally going to be rather unappealing looking...

When Metallica first started out, people have admitted to buying it because the kids on the cover of the album were pretty, damn ugly.

And what about this guy? Sure he has the same body he did when he was 20, but he also has the same face he had when he was 20...and that's not good.




I could go on, Ozzy Osbourne, Justin Hawkins from The Darkness, Dee Snider from Twister Sister, Alice Cooper, the entire band of ACDC.







Don't get me wrong, I know rock isn't suppose to be pretty. I love ACDC to death, Dee Snider is awesome for standing up in a Senate hearing, the Darkness make me laugh and Alice cooper is a classic. Ozzy Osbourne can be kind of adorable, Iggy Pop is a genius, and Metallica is the first opening band that was cheered for more than the band it was headlining.

But they're fuggly and I accept it.

Then...I found Skid Row and met their frontman with seriously cheesetastic name, Sebastian Bach.





I mean like! WHAT THE SHIT?!

...no, there is more pretty rockers, i know that, but he's just alarmingly so.




...Oh yeah, this maybe image heavy for you.