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Created on 2001-07-25 12:32:04 (#271174), last updated 2007-08-19

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Basic Info
Name:Matt
Birthdate:1978-03-02
Location:London, United Kingdom
Bio
Welcome to my world.. except it isn't my world.
It is the world through my experience, told as stories and edited out of recognition by my conscious and sub-conscious brains*. What you read is not what has happened or will happen. What you read is some mutated version of a truth that can never exist.


Occasionally though I might be right and true**


Feel free to disagree with everything I write, I will probably agree with you, eventually

I feel slightly aggrieved at only being allowed 150 interests.

Insert useless personal information here.

I have never been known as world champion in tiddly winks


My Bio used to look like this, I like the art, the words don't really mesh with my life but I think it is something I could become, given sufficent motivation.
This is not me...
Don't talk down to me. Don't
be polite to me. Don't
try to make me feel nice.
Don't relax. I'll cut the
smile off your face. You
think I don't know what's
going on. You think I'm
afraid to react. The joke's
on you. I'm biding my time,
looking for the spot. You
think no one can reach you,
no one can have what you
have. I've been planning
while you're playing. I've
been saving while you're
spending. The game is
almost over so it's
time you acknowledged me.
Do you want to fall not
even knowing who took you?
(from) Inflammatory Essays 1979-82 Jenny Holzer


...but it could be


I like to know the people on my friends list in at least one other medium, but if you feel like adding me a comment saying why would be nice.

*mmmmmmmm brainsssss
**for cetain values of either.
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Interests (145):

80's cartoons, a-team, adsl, african painted hunting dogs, african wild dogs, airwolf, akira, anime, ant-zen, apoptygma berzerk, army of darkness, asche, autechre, bandwidth, being alone, big boots, bill bailey, biltong, black, blue, brasseye, breitling, cars, cartoons, catch 22, cats, chris morris, computers, converter, cooking, cricket, cthulhu, cybergoth, dangermouse, dave mckean, discworld, dogma, douglas adams, driving, earnest hemmingway, einstürzende neubauten, evil dead, farscape, field hockey, films, firefly, front 242, gadgets, gaffer tape, geek, ghost in the shell, godel escher bach, good omens, goth, h r geiger, hands productions, hardware, helium vola, hockey, industrial, information security, infosec, insulation tape, j. g. ballard, joseph conrad, kevin smith, knightrider, kung fu films, leftfield, lord of the rings, m. c. escher, magic roundabout, manga, marmite, monty python, mountains, mp3s, neil gaiman, neil stephenson, neverwhere, nicolo machiavelli, nine inch nails, noise, noisex, norse mythology, not being alone, oakley, ohgr, orbital, pan sonic, paradoxes, pax, penny arcade, peter jackson, philip glass, philip k. dick, phish food, photoshop, pinky and the brain, pizza, pop will eat itself, powernoise, putting stuff together, quake 3, razer boomslang, rear wheel drive, rective, sandman, sarcasm, satire, sci-fi, serenity, server hardware, silver, slimelight, snow, sony ericsson, spaced, spk, sports, star wars, steak, streethawk, taking stuff apart, tea, terry pratchett, the day today, the fifth element, the prisoner, throbbing gristle, thunderstorms, toys, transformers, trillian, underworld, useless facts, vainqueur, vangelis, vnv nation, vromb, wagamama, warp, william gibson, winterkälte, women
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