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(no subject) [Dec. 10th, 2008|01:29 pm]
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[Current Location |vancouver]
[mood |undepressed]
[music |washing machine]

What? This journal is still here?
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(no subject) [Dec. 5th, 2008|09:48 pm]
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My friend Naomi has started a clothing retail business that sells ハンドメイド・ファッション・アクセサリー Check it out.
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(no subject) [Apr. 14th, 2006|01:20 pm]
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Naomi is arriving tomorrow at noon. I am madly cleaning my filthy bachelor pad today so it will be clean when she gets here. We're going to paint Easter Eggs. BTW for those who might read this. Naomi is my wife. I don't think I ever posted that. I was too busy making out with her.
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(no subject) [Mar. 11th, 2006|01:10 am]
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Well I can't read my journal. It's being blocked, but I can post. I am a bit ripped of Old English. I was out with my classmates tonight. Gonna try and get some sleep, hopefully. Kira is whining. What does she want?
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late [Mar. 3rd, 2006|01:49 am]
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It is late; 1:49. (really)
I am not the witty gut I used to be. I hope it comes back. What journal should I read for comedic leadership?
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Long time [Feb. 25th, 2006|06:34 pm]
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It's been a long time since I used LJ regularly. I remember how fun it was. How much I enjoyed the quirky humour of all the people I met here. Well maybe I'll start using it again.
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(no subject) [Apr. 12th, 2004|10:33 pm]
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I wrote this over a few months [Apr. 2nd, 2004|09:34 pm]
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1) what is your favorite quote?

Who put the pineapple juice in the pineapple juice? - W.C. Fields

It reminds me of my grandpa - an old drunk.

2) what do you enjoy reading?

new age/self-help books, the bible, stephen king novels, poetry, e-mail, livejournal

3) what is beauty?

Beauty is everything being at the right place in the right time in the right way so that you don't want to change it but rather you want it to change you.

4) who do you relate to, or, who challenges you?'

I relate to women, unsexy people, perverts, undercover police officers, new mothers, high school teachers, social workers, mythological figures, soccer players, boilermakers, machinists, airline pilots, secret agents, artists, rabbis, priests, college students, junior high students,mellybrelly, convenience store clerks, babies, martial artisits, senile people, people with brain damage, those having midlife crises, my momand pop etc.

These people challenge me: My landlord, alcoholics, constructivist professors, women as sex objects, dog owners with completely disobedient dogs, people unconcerned with the ethics of altruism, students who don't do their homework, sexy women, my family members, my mom,happy africans (their smiles are unbeateable), dead poets and philosophers, Pete Verrin - the old man who lives in the student union building, the student union, activisits, reporters,mellybrelly,me, the great spirit within all of us, god etc.
5) what would you like to accomplish in the next few years?
According to Swarn Kaur, age 28 is a year that will permanently fix what I am doing with my life, so I had better figure this one out. I certainly want to be having a good time, preferably somewhere tropical for a little while and be healthy and get the stress out of my head. There are so many things to do ; become an SLP, learn a language, teach English, travel, play capoeira, learn yoga, go backpacking, do something chartiable etc, get rich, meet a partner, die peacefully, hang out with important people such as my family and friends, learn to surf. Can I do it all in one year? We'll see. Life's an adventure - hard but good. Anybody think thius is cheese? Spread it on a cracker, fool


Thanks to mellybrelly for the questions. If you read this entry and you want five questions then just make a comment on this entry and ask me for one.
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(no subject) [Feb. 5th, 2004|12:22 pm]
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I almost forgot:





If you want good tickets ask me. I can get better seats than you cnan get at the box office.
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(no subject) [Feb. 5th, 2004|11:57 am]
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This morning I woke up. no wait I didn't wake up, I was dead. (ha ha) to the sound of my landlord complaining about a smell in the washroom I had washed the day before.
I got up to check it out. The smell was like an animal had died or like a guy who never washes his clothes. How could this have been the result of me cleaning the washroom?

My suspicion was that he was upset that I was so quick at cleaning the washroom and rubbed his stinky dog all over the washroom. What an asshole.

My landlord is the chief featureCollapse ) of my life
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