Leffajuttu

1. Choose 15 movies that you enjoy.
2. From each, choose a quote that you like.
3. Post and let people guess what movie the quote comes from.
4. As each film is guessed correctly, bold out that entry.
5. No cheating!


Lainaukset on löydetty netin ihmeellisestä maailmasta, joten en mene takuuseen niiden oikeinkirjoituksesta tai muusta vastaavasta.

1.
"Have you ever heard that as couples get older, they lose their ability to hear each other?"
"No."
"Well, supposedly, men lose the ability to hear higher-pitched sounds, and women eventually lose hearing in the low end. I guess they sort of nullify each other, or something."
"I guess. Nature's way of allowing couples to grow old together without killing each other."

2. Saksikäsi-Edward
"Don't go."
"Oh my! What happened to you?"
"I'm not finished."

3. Lost in Translation
"Let's never come here again 'cause it would never be as much fun."
"Whatever you say. You're the boss."

4. Melkein julkkis
"Don't jump, okay?"
"And you can tell Rolling Stone Magazine my last words were... I'm on drugs!"
"I think we should work on those last words."
"Critic!"
"No, I'm not..."
"Okay I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. This is better. Last words... I DIG MUSIC! -- I'm on drugs!"

5.
"My mother used to love fire season. She made me decide what I'd take if we had to go. She said if I was brave, I wouldn't take anything."

6. Virgin Suicides
"You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets."
"Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl."

7.
"I'll tell you what, we can have like... like a signal. Like, when you pull on your ear, that's the code. And then I'll be like, "Oh, I got to take her home." And then we'll go."
"Can we have code names too?"
"If you want."
"Okay. But don't try and like kidnap me or anything... 'cause my step-uncle's a bounty hunter and he could have you tracked and killed."
"You're such a liar."

8. American Beauty
"Could he be any more pathetic?"
"I think it's sweet. And I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time."

9.
"How would I know about the twin moles on your inner thigh?"
"Anyone with fifty bucks could tell you that."
"Then forget that. How about... you prefer the smell of a skunk to flowers, you hate cilantro because for reasons unknown to you, it reminds you of your step-sister. Oh! And when you orgasm, your toes go numb. I'm sure your clientele aren't privy to that one. -- I just thought you should know."
"Know what?"
"That I didn't leave you there to rot."

10.
"When she told me that she met someone else it made no sense. Her meeting someone else was contrary to the whole spirit of our arrangement. All we really had in common was that we were dumped by people, and that we were against dumping. We were violently anti-dump. So how come I got dumped?"

11.
"I always wanted it to be at a time when... when it reminds you how beautiful the world can be."
"Yeah. And right now there's some fat guy over there watching us."

12. Tahraton mieli
"You're not a stalker or anything, right?
"I'm not a stalker. You're the one that talked to me. Remember?"
"That is the oldest trick in the stalker book."
"Really? There's a stalker book?"

13.
"Human stuff, huh? Hey, let me see. Look at this. Wow - this is special - this is very, very unusual."
"What? What is it?"
"It's a dinglehopper! Humans use these little babies... to straighten their hair out. See - just a little twirl here and a yank there and - voiolay! You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over!"
"A dinglehopper!"

14.
"But isn't that annoying when they do the last song in the films, though?"
"Why?"
"Because you just know when it goes really big, and the camera goes, like, out of the roof, and you just know it's gonna end. I hate that. I really hate that."

15.
"Let's get out of here. Out."
"Canada?"
"Canada. We'll be there before these sons of bitches know what hit 'em."