I cannot remember the last time I did these so I apologize if I already shared some of these. I just like to keep track of funny things he says/does so putting them in here.
Jan 27 2013
We really need to get groceries and are down to slim pickings but I haven’t had a chance to get to the store yet.. Levi opened the fridge and said “Where did the groceries go!? They’re all gone and I am hungry!”
Jan 30 2013
During breakfast this morning Levi held his phone to his ear and said “what? I have to come to work? Ok Mark!” then “hung up” and told us “I got called in.. I have to go to work and get my paycheck” I had to attend a meeting and had intended to bring him with me but after he did that Jeremy and I exchanged some looks and decided to have him go ahead to the barn with Daddy instead.. we played right along with “oh wow! That’s pretty important!” He was so excited and got ready and in the truck with Daddy and they went off to the farm. I came back from my meeting a few hours later and Levi met me at the door with “I missed you Mom! I went to the farm and I tended heifers with Daddy! I bigger now!”
We went to the farm show with Billy Jo today but Levi decided he was afraid of her now. He told me “Billy Jo is scary because her has glasses” He decided he didn’t want her riding in the car with us and I told him that she had to because she was going with us. He held up his finger and said “I know! She can follow us in her car!”
Feb 1 2013
When Levi’s nose is stuffy he rubs it furiously and says “no! you get away you snuffy!”
Cute things Levi says wrong:
Horse – Forse
Railing – Rallor
Button – Bunnet
Baby Chick – Baby Chip
Magazine – Madzeen
Simpsons – Stimpsons
Feb 18 2013
Jeremy was looking online and saw a tractor for sale and we talked a bit about it while Levi played. Apparently he overheard us because later he told me “Daddy went to buy a new tractor with his money! It’s big and huge and you can ride on it too”
Later he told me that “Daddy is going to get a bicycle with a seat for me on the front and we’re going to go for a bike ride”
Feb 20 2013
Levi and I were at the library and we saw John there (our neighbor) he stopped us and while chatting he started poking at Levi and said “you smell like ginger ale” Levi responded “I do not! I smell like Levi!”
Levi was giving me a hard time taking a nap and refusing to lay still beside me so after I warned him several times I would get up if he didn’t stop- I finally had to get up. He laid on his bed and said “I hate Mommy! I hate her! I hate her!” Oh dear…
Feb 21 2013
We were driving today and discussing the local nursing home when Levi piped up from the back seat “Can we go to the Nursing Home?” We responded with asking him why he would want to go there and he says “Uhh to Nurse!”
Billy Jo was here visiting the other day and Levi brought over a tractor catalog and was showing her different tractors. She asked him if he was going to buy her one and he reached inside his pants pocket and says “I don’t have any pennies!”
Speaking of tractors Levi can tell you what kind some are such as Massey, John Deere and Case. He also recognizes and tells you what is a combine.
“Mommy I want you to lay down.. flat like a lily pad"
Levi is constantly asking you what things mean or say. He is starting to point to words and say “Tell me what this means. What does this want to say?” or the other day he comes downstairs and says “Mama what does function mean?” I tell him as best I can and he shows me a broken toy truck and says “This truck not function”
Levi was being too quiet so I went to check on him in the living room. He came running to me and said “no! you go look at your parrot (what he calls a computer) and I will look at what I am doing” turns out he was messing with the Wii console. haha
Me: Levi, what do you want to eat?
Levi: “um. Food”
March 10 2013
Driving to the farm and Levi asks if he can get out and do chores. I tell him no not today and he responds “You are so mean.”
Levi was being naughty at the table and not eating his food so I raised my voice and told him to take some bites. He got big tears in his eyes and said “You hurt my heart when you yell!”
“Gingerlas are shooting your butt!” aiming his toy soldiers at Daddy’s butt.
“Daddy. I found gum on the floor and it had hair in it. I ate it and it was very tasty. I liked it. It was lovely.”
Sitting in the bath with Levi after he had talked to Mark (Daddy’s boss) on the phone. I say “So I hear you talked to Mark” Levi put on a serious face and said “Yes. I did. He said ‘You get your butt to this farm Levi’ so. I have to get rolling.”
March 13 2013
Levi got an Easter card in the mail from Grandma and Poppas with $5 inside. He saw the money and announced “yay! Now I can buy THREE lollipops!”