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Оригинал взят у ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2) uzoranet в Классное свадебное фото!
Свадьба Боба Гелдофа и Элизабет Йэтс, 1986 год.
Среди гостей - Девид Боуи, Джоржд Майкл, "Дюран-Дюран", "Шпандау Баллет".
Sat, Mar. 31st, 2012, 10:16 am
On their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked that. Let me go and find out,' and he leaves.
The couple sit and wait, and wait. Two months pass and the couple is still waiting. As they wait, they discuss that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered. 'Are we stuck together forever?'
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' says the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Can we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red–faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
'What's wrong?' ask the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?
Mon, Feb. 13th, 2012, 01:16 pm
-28, больная детка и недосып.
Хочется к косметологу и парикмахеру.
Оригинал взят у ermenengilda в [Provided there is a routine]The devotion to ritual exhibited by the average toddler in regard to his bedtime routine would make a 19th-century English butler look like a free spirit.
Miss Manners' Guide to Rearing Perfect Children Thu, Jan. 5th, 2012, 08:35 pm
деточка задумчиво отказалась есть конфету "Ласточка". Мотивировала отказ тем, что "ну, там же ласточки внутри.."
Tue, Dec. 27th, 2011, 01:09 pm
Слушайте, когда-то в жж был пост с мелкими лайхаками/открытиями, вроде того, что острый штырек на крышке тюбиков специально предназначен для протыкания фольги на запаянном тюбике.
НАйти бы? Thu, Dec. 8th, 2011, 10:28 am
Mon, Nov. 21st, 2011, 12:29 pm
Пояс богородицы? Srsly?
верблюжья шерсть с золотой нитью?
Ugh.. Sun, Nov. 20th, 2011, 10:47 pm
Надо уже, похоже, отслеживать, атмосферное давление, чтобы понимать, почему болит голова. |
