oh girl.

sharks_ @ 2007-07-11T21:56:00

2007-07-11T11:58:11Z

Melbourne was shit.
im tired.
im cranky.
i didnt get out of the office.
I hate being spoken to in a condescending manner too.

On another note.
Im a 'tanger now.
y'know. A ginger ninja.

Yeah.

Sorry for anyone who i said i was going to see.

sharks_ @ 2007-07-02T20:24:00

2007-07-02T10:27:06Z

im going through these terrible mood swings.

I am notorious at work for being cranky, and angry, and straight to the point - hence getting shit done.

I dont know though, i cant help but thing (re 2nd last post) i am fucking myself in more ways than i can really comprehend.

I think i have the amazing ability of blindness, and the total inability to judge situations for what they really are.

Ultimately i think im just naive.

PS: i applied for an international transfer at work. Lets see how this goes.

sharks_ @ 2007-07-01T22:46:00

2007-07-01T12:47:37Z

Oh also,

Im in melbourne on wednesday, for a business trip.
Day only, i fly in that morning, and fly out that night.

hopefully i see some of you in-between meetings.

sharks_ @ 2007-07-01T22:44:00

2007-07-01T12:45:30Z

sometimes i come across letters i wrote to someone, but essentially to myself, and i think, why the fuck didnt i make the effort.

I really fucked this up.

I really did.

sharks_ @ 2007-06-14T18:39:00

2007-06-14T09:03:30Z

yeah.

sharks_ @ 2007-02-14T17:44:00

2007-02-14T06:49:30Z

the letter of the day is officially :

F

for use in sentences such as
-fuck this
-fuck off
-fucking hell
-fuck it
-fuck him
-fucking traffic
-fucking slow drivers
-fucking tease
-fucking late pay-runs
-fuck.
-fucking engaged again
-fucking still engaged
-fucking pick up the phone
-fuck calling again, ill wait.
-fucking kidney aches

i think you get the picture.
and did anyone know it was valentines day? cause it seems that people keep reminding me.
what the do you want me to do about it? tapdance on the spot?

yeahhhhhh i need to go do some grocery shopping. fuck groceries too.

sharks_ @ 2007-02-05T19:57:00

2007-02-05T08:59:50Z

here are things that have been frustrating me:

-men(one in particular)
-slow cars.
-people being posessive. no no no.
-nausea/stomach aches
-work
-my skin.
-men.
-men.
-men.

sharks_ @ 2006-12-28T16:51:00

2006-12-28T06:51:54Z

One word:

WII.

oh boy.

sharks_ @ 2006-10-20T20:02:00

2006-10-20T10:03:18Z

it just keeps getting better.

sharks_ @ 2006-10-10T08:21:00

2006-10-10T08:22:12Z

i have heard the word 'shag' too many times today.

sharks_ @ 2006-09-10T17:09:00

2006-09-10T07:09:55Z

i was told i should be a rigger last night.

was up in wyee, and had the best fun ever.

small towns are full of surprises.

sharks_ @ 2006-09-04T20:13:00

2006-09-04T10:17:12Z

im back.[from nowhere really]
i have freshly painted nails
im obsessed.
$2600 later i own this:

and im in [love/like/lust] with a MAN. surprised? no? i didnt think so.

sharks_ @ 2006-07-06T19:06:00

2006-07-06T09:07:50Z

i hate missed calls.
i hate missed calls from private numbers.
i hate missed calls from private numbers - when you know who it is.
i hate missed calls from private numbers - when you know who it is, but dont have the number to call them back on.

le sigh.

sharks_ @ 2006-06-27T03:07:00

2006-06-26T17:09:15Z

FUCK!

if i could sleep now i would.
but fuck you italy!
fuck you in the ass.

sharks_ @ 2006-06-12T18:36:00

2006-06-12T08:50:00Z

I dont really update here anymore.
I guess i have nothing of interest or relevance to say.
I am going to melbourne in two weeks, i cant believe its been eighteen months since i left. I have far too much catching up to do.
Today a house across the road from me burned down, this however did not interest me as i was too busy fanning the fires in my pants to gain the attention of FOUR firetrucks full of men. Dirty sooty sweaty men. Ah! I loves them fireys.

Work has been hectic. I have been forfeiting weekends in order to sit at my desk and slave away. I had intended to go in this weekend however the wet weather and lack of trains made me think otherwise.

I have no interest in the world cup, and do not understand the sudden patriotism for people who normally couldnt give two shits. Whats with the flags? Stuuupid.

and aside from that, i have managed to curb my spending, however im on the hunt for a new bed, as i have decided that the one i am currently sleeping in is too small and it bugs me; i will also have to look for a lounge and etc, as i am first moving into my grandparents house, as noone is living downstairs, and then in september, when i have my licence ill be out and about elsewhere.
I had big intentions of being back in melbourne by November, however im not sure how that will go. I was really excited about it at first, but now im not so sure im ready to go back yet. I havent really given Sydney a chance, as i have more or less been stranded in my parents house (which some days feels like it might as well be surrounded by oceans..).

see? nothing exciting.

sharks_ @ 2006-05-25T18:30:00

2006-05-25T08:43:46Z

Hi hello howdy.

Is anyone in need of a job?
There are two going in my team, and we are having trouble finding people to fill them.

Its pretty full on, 8:30-5pm in North Ryde for Canon (so you get hell cheap canoonie products)

The catch is, you cant be crap at it.
You need to know advanced excell, do debt collecting, data retreival ,prepare bills and reconcile and balance accounts.
You have a monthly cash budget you have to reach, and it can be hard to get to.

It pays about $45k per annum (including Super and bonuses)

It is a really niche role, which is why its hard to find people to fill it - but the people who i work with are awesome, we are all the biggest smart-arses and deviants ever.

You dont really need experience in any areas but excell, because so long as you know that you will be right - because that is more or less all we use (other than oracle - which is easy enough to learn)

if you think youre up to it, let me know via email

xx

sharks_ @ 2006-04-30T01:31:00

2006-04-29T15:32:59Z

fuck.
Edgar Ramirez.
hello!

clearly i just watched 'Domino'

FUCK!

sharks_ @ 2006-04-26T00:08:00

2006-04-25T14:08:58Z

MAN!

i am such a fucking stalker sometimes.

SORRY EVERYONE! I CANT HELP IT!

sharks_ @ 2006-04-02T17:53:00

2006-04-02T07:53:32Z

sharks_ @ 2006-03-26T01:28:00

2006-03-25T14:30:43Z

i just bought a 2006 jeep wrangler golden eagle or something equally as american..

hahahahah
WATCH OUT PEDESTRIANS!
[note: RTA should not have given Ellen her learners.]

now, i have to watch other people drive it more than i do for the next 6 months.
fuckin' yeah.

:|

sharks_ @ 2006-03-12T22:46:00

2006-03-12T11:54:03Z

im sick of my back being sore.

and my shoulder.

and my neck.

i need a new bed, or maybe i should just be sleeping in someone elses.
given that they can put up my waking up and wandering and holding conversations with nobody.

fuck.

fuck not living in melbourne, and not having the public holiday.

oh also, fuck people giving lectures on proper phone-etiquette, after secretly listening in on your phone conversations.

fuck them all, right in the ass.

tomorrow is going to be awesome, 'cause i love mondays.

i also love dolly parton and her high waisted electric pink leopard print pants, shes all style, that [thunder]bird.

sharks_ @ 2006-03-03T18:13:00

2006-03-03T07:14:23Z

i got it!

ill go back to hugging and caressing sweet laptop now.

sharks_ @ 2006-02-28T23:03:00

2006-02-28T12:05:02Z

FUCKING FINALLY!!
my laptop has finally been shipped, so i should get it within days.

so only 8 weeks and one (FREE!) upgrade later, i will finally have my shit hot shiny shiny macbook.

fucking-a.

im going back to being pee-my-pants excited now.

sharks_ @ 2006-02-26T14:37:00

2006-02-26T03:38:17Z

this makes me sick

i just want everything.
wah.

I HATE YOU ROTOFUGI

sharks_ @ 2006-02-20T22:36:00

2006-02-20T11:38:49Z

i bought a new phone last week.
Its pink.

pink pink pink.

I also bought new saucepans etc.
they too are pink.

i need to stop buying things because they are pink.

the shops must know im coming, so they stock everything in pink.
I hate wheel and barrow. and i hate myer.

sucking me in like that.
bastards.

on another note, i cant remember when i have to pick up my jamie hewlett & ed roth prints.

Its time to dig around for the invoice.