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almost straight edge...but not really. [05 Mar 2006|12:26am]
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allright peoples, this entry is totally different from the last...and it regards the annoying topic of ALCOHOL. basically i'm really fucking irritated at how many times people have given me crap for not drinking. well, usually i have to just say that i dont drink (because no one has time for a reason at a party) but now i will rant about exactly why i dont.

reasons why i dont drink alcohol (and dont understand why anyone else does):
1. It tastes fucking disgusting. No one really likes alcohol. Most people hate it and just get used to it (which brings me to the next point...why?)
2. Everyone else is doing it. Which probably means that it's not a good idea. One time I told someone that I didn't like alcohol, and they said "well dont worry, neither did I...but I got used ot it." haha, wow. How can I put this...why would I WANT to get used to it?
3. Because it makes you lose your inhibitions. Oh, that's always good. First of all, I can lose my inhibitions just fine, it's called going to a party and having fun. I've done it before. When you completely lose your inhibitions, you're "up for grabs," literally. There's even a rule in college that goes "if you pass out with your shoes on, you're free game." last time I thought about it....I didn't want to be "free game."
4. You're stupid and lack judgement. If someone wanted to make out with you, you're more likely to do it...which means that you're also more likely to make other stupid decisions such as have (unprotected) sex or drive drunk. Also, even if you're just walking around, you stumble a lot easier and have a much higher risk of injuring yourself. The #1 injury in most ER's are caused my college kids jumping off of balconies...no joke. And dont think for one second that they were sober.
5. You can get really sick. For me especially, just a sip of alcohol makes me sick. But for a lot of people...drinking too much can make them sick (picture this...vomiting on someone else, or even better, on yourself). to me...that's just not pretty.
6. There is only one kind of "good" drinking. So dont try to pull that bullshit on me. The kind of drinking you want me to do doesn't involve sitting at a table drinking red wine with dinner. Besides, if that WERE the kind of drinking you were trying to persuade me to do...believe me, you wouldn't be persuading me to do it. yeah, you know i'm right.

EAT THAT!

anyways...

you all have heard of those straight edge kids, right? the ones that have XXX on their hand and dont "drink, do drugs, or have sex"? yeah, these kids are lame. so i am making a new group, called XX. it's where you dont do drugs or drink alcohol, but you can still have sex. oh yes, now it's perfect.

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