http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015562.html

Man: That's a very cute dog!
Girl #1: Yes, she is. My dad got her at a pet store. He was going to get a dog at the shelter, but he didn't want to.
Girl #2: Yeah, so the dog he would have gotten at the shelter died, because it was a kill shelter.
Dad: Um, I'm not really taking full responsibility for that.
Girl #1: The dog was killed. Just because you didn't want it.
Girl #2: Yeah, dad.
Dad: Really. I think this is less than 5% my fault. Look, this where we get off.
Man: Have a good night! Sleep well.

--Elevator, 82nd & 3rd

Overheard by: emily

We bought a roomba. It is adorable. It just spent half an hour cleaning the floors (I needed to empty it out once), whirring around and bonking into things like a small and somewhat stupid animal, then sang a little 'I'm done' song and put itself to sleep. Aaawwwww.

(As an added bonus, the floors actually are clean now!)

Today I need to:

* Finish up some work. Yay overtime!
* Clean the parts of the kitchen that are not the floor.
* Inventory my fridge, pantry and freezer, so as to eat the things I have before I buy more.
* Make a grocery list for the things we are out of. (Hopefully will make it to Uwajimaya this week.)
* Maybe do a little more sorting of my beads.
* Write.

hi everyone. here's something i found. i'm not sure everyone has heard of this yet.


Variety announced last month that 60Frames (an online content producer) and Oni
Press (a large indie comic book publisher) have partnered to launch a
new sci-fi series called Ark, created by Robbie Thompson and developed
by Gabe Sachs and Jeff Judah.

In brief, Ark follows a young woman who wakes up in a coffin-like capsule on a large spacecraft. The series will explore how and why she got there and if she can get home. 

Ark, which will launch sometime next year as a comic series and a web
series, will star Renee O'Connor.


The trailer is finally up and it looks fantastic!  You can view the trailer and subscribe for updates here:
http://www.arktheseries.com/

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ICanHasCheezburger/~3/YYagkoC5YKY/

http://icanhascheezburger.com/?p=77550

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015561.html

College girl #1: So I think I'll just get the whole thing waxed, so that the next time I go, it just won't hurt that much.
College girl #2: I don't get it.
College girl #1: Like, I'll be hairy the first time, so it will hurt, and then when I go back, I'll be like: "Oh, that wasn't as painful as the first time."
College girl #2: Shit, shut up! You're so loud! Now that guy knows you have a hairy vagina.

--Union Square Train Station

Overheard by: the trainman

These are the incredible pictures which show the first ever leopard attack on a crocodile.

Hal Brindley snapped the amazing moment a leopard snatched a crocodile at a South African game reserve on the only occasion this behaviour has ever been documented worldwide.

American wildlife photographer was taking pictures of hippos from his car at a waterhole in Kruger National Park when a speeding shape came out of the bushes and headed for the water.

After an initial struggle, onlookers stared in disbelief as the leopard emerged dragging a thrashing crocodile up the bank.

With its' snout pointing upwards, the crocodile snapped and attempted to fight back as the predators flipped and tumbled in a dramatic battle.

But the leopard, who had it caught by the throat, remained in control as the crocodile's legs clawed frantically at the cat's belly, its jaws snapping at air.

Despite being outweighed, the leopard was able to sit on top of the crocodile and suffocate it.

The big cat eventually dragged its' prey into the grass and out of sight as park visitors are forbidden from leaving their cars.

There have been recorded cases of crocodiles killing leopards but never the other way around as the meat a crocodile provides is not sufficient enough to justify the risk it takes a predator to acquire.

Sauce with moar pics: http://mysterytopia.com/2008/07/leopard-attacks-crocodile-first-ever.html

I'm not sure if I ever saw or heard about this in this comm, but I was perusing a movie poster post over on ONTD and check out the last movie.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/26143270.html#cutid1

Sorry I'm heading out and can't be fancier. It's like a reunion for the HTLJ and XWP cast. Looks crazy lol. Hope it gets released here.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015560.html

Guy: I like it when people copulate onstage.
Girl: "Copulate?!" What are you, David Attenborough?

--NYU

Hey everyone. I've done some updates to my website. Hopefully you will find it useful.

http://www.freewebs.com/fat2slimftm/

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ICanHasCheezburger/~3/3lspWLdw274/

http://icanhascheezburger.com/?p=81498

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015559.html

(cop pulls a drunk hipster chick in faux fur off the train for littering)
Drunk hipster girl: What? I can't believe he just fucking did that! That wasn't even her lollipop!
Drunk hipster guy: I know, man. I feel like such an asshole. Like I didn't even do anything.
Drunk hipster girl: Like seriously, how can he just arrest her? She's a lady! (yelling) she was wearing fur!

--L Train

Overheard by: Bewildered

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015558.html

Girl: I think there's a pretty good seafood restaurant around here. What kind of fish do you like?
Boyfriend: I really like goldfish.

--E14th & 3rd

Overheard by: one order of koi, please

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015557.html

Hipster passing large, bald man blocking doorway: Excuse me.
Large, bald man: What are you in a hurry for?
(hipster points to condoms and goes to the counter to pay for them)
Large, bald man: You're totally on a condom run!
(hipster smiles and glances back to the man)
Large, bald man: Did you pull out of that shit?
Hipster: Nope, just having marathon sex.
Large, bald man: I'd high-five you, but I know where those hands have been.
(hipster leaves, laughing)

--Deli, 7th Ave & Christopher St

Overheard by: a

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ICanHasCheezburger/~3/4maP65mepPA/

http://icanhascheezburger.com/?p=77219

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geeky-gadgets/~3/346520677/

http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/?p=2777

Geeky Clothing - The Steampunk Skeleton T-Shirt

Here’s another geeky t-shirt to add to your geeky wardrobe, the Steampunk Skeleton T-shirt.

Maybe you’re into the whole DIY bit of the Steampunk movement but you’re not quite ready to replace your ribs with copper tubing and your lungs with bellows. That’s where we come in. We’ve made a Steampunk cosplay t-shirt that lets you reveal your inner self without exposing any actual vital organs. Sure it doesn’t look quite as cool as being a steam-powered cyborg, but the pluses are that there’s no worrying about pressure gauges and less oxidation this way. Trust me. When you gotta get in there and scrub the tarnish off of the thoracic vertebrae, you’re going to need a second set of hands. It’s even worse than trying to dry your back. Especially if your hands are modded, too.

The Steampunk Skeleton T-shirt is available to buy online for $16.99 from ThinkGeek.com

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015556.html

Girl #1 (in bodega): Oooh, can I have a little taste of that?
Girl #2: Lick my crabs!

--133rd & Amsterdam

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/geeky-gadgets/~3/346398635/

http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/?p=2775

Geeky Toys - The Iron Man Mighty Muggs

Check out this fun Iron Man Mighty Mugg.

Whether for play or display, this hip version of the reluctant superhero character is sure to bring a smile to the faces of collectors and fans alike.

Confident in his large character head and chunky body, this stylish superhero makes a statement, sporting his signature red and yellow suit of “iron” - and he’s ready to take his rightful place as a must-have for your collection!

The Iron Man Mighty Mugg is available to buy online for $20 from  The GadgetShop.

Currently having a panic attack.

So many things to do.

Sooooooo many things to do.

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

*head explodes*

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015555.html

Female African American police officer: Don't you remember I was the one who kicked you out of Yankee stadium?
Hobo: I don't recall this. I don't recall this.
Female African American police officer: Yep. It was me. I kicked your ass, I did.

--Avenue Q

Overheard by: innocent bystander

Who here uses a cock pump? What brand do you you use? I was thinking about getting one of http://www.huse.com/cgi-bin/SoftCart.exe/scstore/p-20826_cupping_set.htm?E+scstore

Anyone had any experience with this? i am looking to get a good,quality pump for under $100.