Danny Cowan, Press ([info]sardius_) wrote,

call me a journalist and I will fucking END you

Here's a fun game for you to play!

1. Go to your nearest Gamestop
2. Pick up the July issue of something called Hardcore Gamer Magazine (yeah, I know, I know)
3. Turn to page 28 and tell me what you see.

Alternately:

1. Go to Konami Dot Com Slash Gee Ess Yes Really It's On Konami Dot Com What
2. Scroll to the bottom and download the free preview .pdf of July's Hardcore Gamer
3. Turn to page 14 on the .pdf and tell me what you see.

If you want the rom, ask [info]freakservo, I hear he has a copy.

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[info]mia_d

July 15 2005, 11:03:39 UTC 6 years ago

!!!

DID I HEAR ROMS???

!!!

[info]mia_d

July 15 2005, 11:04:12 UTC 6 years ago

(PS proud of you sweetiebutt)

[info]smeg_

July 15 2005, 18:49:08 UTC 6 years ago

oh no ROMsluts

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[info]sardius_

July 15 2005, 11:50:11 UTC 6 years ago

there are so many ways I could reply to this but all of them basically end with me screaming EIGHT POINT FIIIIIIIVE so you're not missing much

[info]oddigy

July 15 2005, 14:53:28 UTC 6 years ago

I may be totally blind and stuff, but I don't see you credited anywhere in there. :\

[info]sardius_

July 15 2005, 15:02:24 UTC 6 years ago

try the upper-right corner of the first page of the article. BY SARDIUS

I am also listed as an editor for some reason!

[info]oddigy

6 years ago

[info]kap_

July 15 2005, 14:53:30 UTC 6 years ago

It's actually page 14 in the pdf, fyi.

[info]smeg_

July 15 2005, 18:54:47 UTC 6 years ago

THANK YOU. I was totally trying to figure out who the Hell "Syriel" is and why I should care.

[info]suraimu

July 15 2005, 16:48:42 UTC 6 years ago

You damn journalist!

[info]smeg_

July 15 2005, 18:56:28 UTC 6 years ago

Hey what can I do with five l33+ points?

[info]halfassured

July 15 2005, 20:32:01 UTC 6 years ago

More like hardcore dickgirl magazine am I rite.

[info]kingeru

July 15 2005, 23:28:28 UTC 6 years ago

I can't get that pdf to work/download. T_T I guess I'll just have to go look at the magazine sometime. >_

[info]bmf54123

July 16 2005, 06:17:40 UTC 6 years ago

konami.com WHAT

Dude, that's awesome. Congrats n' stuff.

(omg i slept in his friggin' ROOM)

[info]bbh

July 16 2005, 06:58:36 UTC 6 years ago

never in my life would I expect to see a friggin Jurassic Boy 2 STRATEGY GUIDE in a printed video game magazine. That is just awesome.

HEEEEYYYYYYYY

[info]mia_d

July 16 2005, 10:47:30 UTC 6 years ago

TOO PROUD TO SHARE YOUR ROMZ

>:(

[info]sardius_

July 16 2005, 10:51:46 UTC 6 years ago

you can't make peace with an ego :(

[info]mia_d

6 years ago

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[info]freakservo

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[info]freakservo

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[info]freakservo

6 years ago

[info]specific_chris

July 16 2005, 14:29:33 UTC 6 years ago

Leave it to me

I don't have a .pdf reader and I'm not sure if my local EB carries that magazine, BUT WE SHALL SEE...

I'll just go in and say "JEREMY PARISH FROM THE INTERNET DEMANDS YOU STOCK THAT REVILED MAGAZIIIINNNEE"

Then I can say something about frothing demand.

[info]specific_chris

July 16 2005, 17:56:23 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Leave it to me

So I'm definitely sure EB doesn't carry that magazine. The guy said to check Barnes & Noble... So I'll have to do that.

So I hear this Jurassic Boy 2 game is pretty awesome confirm/deny

[info]oogami

July 16 2005, 20:14:20 UTC 6 years ago

w007

[info]bllm

July 17 2005, 08:44:53 UTC 6 years ago

Well, Congratulation. That's all that needs to be said abou that.

Also, being known as a journalist isn't exactly what I'd call an end worthy insult. If somebody calls you a game journalist, though, it is then when you'll have to drown your opposition in a sea of butter.

[info]smartblue

July 17 2005, 20:53:38 UTC 6 years ago

Wow man, I'm totally buying a game magazine for the first time in a couple years just because of this.

Ok, I'm lying.

I'm totally reading a game magazine for the first time in a couple years for something other then the demo disc just because of this.

Also something you should know, I lost it laughing so hard in Mina Daisuki Katamari when in that human beatbox version of the main theme from the first game, guh, not around my copy to remember the name, but the guy totally goes "DONG DONG CHINGCHING, DONG DONG CHING DONG CHING DONGDONGCHING CHING" and I remembered your unique dialect of asian languages.

[info]mia_d

July 19 2005, 10:02:19 UTC 6 years ago

It's by Dokaka

he does excellent music, including beatbox versions of NES themes

I like Dokaka a lot and I think you will too

[info]smeg_

6 years ago

[info]past_the_mirror

July 18 2005, 19:21:23 UTC 6 years ago

It's a good article, man. Congrats on being published! :)

I remember helping you edit it too. But those were the good old days, when we used to talk and stuff. :(

[info]mia_d

July 19 2005, 10:03:06 UTC 6 years ago

Man I had to beat that game for that stupid article so I could help him with enemy shots

I HAD TO BEAT JURASSIC BOY 2 FOR HIM

WHAT I DO FOR LOVE UGH GOD
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