Danny Cowan, Press (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} sardius_) wrote,@ 2007-12-15 02:10:00 |
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mystifying ebgames.com descriptions of the week
- Elements of Destruction
A game where you run around chasing tornadoes? That's boring. A game where you are the tornado? That's a blockbuster! The world is yours to control and destroy using forces of nature of your choosing. This made-for-DS game brings originality of game play and makes maximum use of the DS controls for a whacky twist on the weather. Who wants to be a Cooking Mama when you can be Mother Nature??
Yeah, it's about time someone took that bitch Cooking Mama down a peg! And what better game to do it than one that -- much like Cooking Mama -- revolves around creating natural disasters, as opposed to all those non-whacky DS games where you just run around chasing tornadoes all the time. That's boring!
- CSI Miami Nights
Live the delightful or spiteful life you have always wanted in this groundbreaking social simulation game. Create a new you in the colorful backdrop of Miami, where your ultimate goal is to become a rich and famous model, singer or actor.
I refuse to believe that this is a mistake, because there's nothing I want to see more than a dating sim for the DS based on CSI Miami. Also, this sounds like a game for assholes.
- Rig Racer 2
Ever fancied driving a rig? How about speeding around a track in one? Well now you can experience the thrill in Rig Racer 2! Get prepared for the toughest race experience on the Wii. Keep on truckin'...
Here's a game for someone with very reasonable aspirations. "Ever wanted to shop for a toilet at Home Depot? How about speeding around the store in one of those carts that the employees use?"
So where's Rig Racer 1? Wait, they can't mean...oh god
- Elements of Destruction
A game where you run around chasing tornadoes? That's boring. A game where you are the tornado? That's a blockbuster! The world is yours to control and destroy using forces of nature of your choosing. This made-for-DS game brings originality of game play and makes maximum use of the DS controls for a whacky twist on the weather. Who wants to be a Cooking Mama when you can be Mother Nature??
Yeah, it's about time someone took that bitch Cooking Mama down a peg! And what better game to do it than one that -- much like Cooking Mama -- revolves around creating natural disasters, as opposed to all those non-whacky DS games where you just run around chasing tornadoes all the time. That's boring!
- CSI Miami Nights
Live the delightful or spiteful life you have always wanted in this groundbreaking social simulation game. Create a new you in the colorful backdrop of Miami, where your ultimate goal is to become a rich and famous model, singer or actor.
I refuse to believe that this is a mistake, because there's nothing I want to see more than a dating sim for the DS based on CSI Miami. Also, this sounds like a game for assholes.
- Rig Racer 2
Ever fancied driving a rig? How about speeding around a track in one? Well now you can experience the thrill in Rig Racer 2! Get prepared for the toughest race experience on the Wii. Keep on truckin'...
Here's a game for someone with very reasonable aspirations. "Ever wanted to shop for a toilet at Home Depot? How about speeding around the store in one of those carts that the employees use?"
So where's Rig Racer 1? Wait, they can't mean...oh god
