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I'm old enough to know better, but young enough that I really don't care. I'm almost old enough that I could run for president, but I don't want to join the overflowing ranks.

I've been called sweet, a bitch, nice, mean. I'm a walking contradiction. I know how to be polite, even when I want to rip a person a new hole. I can get people's attention, but I usually don't bother with the last one, because there are a lot of stupid people in the world.

I write for myself, but that doesn't mean my ego doesn't like to be stroked. If you read my stories, let me know what you think. Just don't flame me, because I can be a lot nastier than you. I've been writing fanfiction for well over ten years, but didn't start uploading to the web until early 2002, mainly because I never had internet at home until then. I'd like to say that my writing's improved since then, but I can't tell. Most of my stories are slash, because I write women to save my life, mainly because I hate being female myself. If asked, I don't want to be a sex. I'd rather create a third one and be that. Can I be asexual like sea stars are if I can't make a third gender?

I won't ever write any kinks, other than crossdressing. I don't write sex scenes, because it's like watching two stick people go at it. I like reading threesomes, as long as Ginny from HP isn't in it.

I love Norrington and I hate Beckett. I like Will Turner, but I hated PotC3.

I liked Doris, but hated Prince Charming. The Arthur storyline was decent, but Rapunzel was a bitch. Shrek rules, as he's an ogre achiever.

I love the HP books, but I can't stand watching the movies in theaters, because there's always some kid running up and down the aisles and disturbing me.

I wish they served hard alcohol drinks in 3oz glasses. A little bigger than a shot, but not much more than that. I like alcohol, but I hate getting buzzed. (I told you I was a walking contradiction.)

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