hope is for sissies

Patient presents with age-related diminished capacity for decision-making, scurvy due to a lack of proper nutrients, slightly impaired liver function as a result of frequent consumption of alcoholic beverages, and hearing loss due to prolonged exposure to loud music.
Diagnosis: College student.
Recommendation: a course of Nine Inch Nails, beer, ramen.

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