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| User: | project_mayhem_ (722984) 
The Unfathomable Dr. Mongoose
Creating uncomfortable silences since 1981
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| Location: | Beavercleaverville, Illinois, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1981-02-08 |
| Bio: | 'ELLO! You've found my insipid tome of cyber-crap! If you followed a pirate map to get here, there is no gold. If you got the directions from a Keebler elf, there are no cookies. And if you got the directions at the bottom of a cereal box, I hope you like the cereal, because there is no prize (not even a decoder ring).
If you don't watch Invader Zim, Firefly, or The Simpsons, you're probably going to miss most of my references.
Things I hate: advertising, anarchists, bad drivers, being broke, big game hunters, blind faith, broken glass, causaholics, cell phones, clowns, direct sunlight, dogmatics, fandoms, fraternities, furries, getting up early, gutter punks, hangovers, human sheep, inferior craftsmanship, laziness, monroe piercings, not being able to concentrate, our current presidency, participating in team sports, pedophiles, people who ask me for cigarettes, people who talk during movies, pills, pillheads, pink hair, rap, ravers, slash writers, slow drivers/walkers, small dogs, sororities, speed limits, SUV's, teenagers, the willfully unemployed, vegans
I'm not angry- but the drunken gnome with Tourette's and a baseball bat that lives in my frontal lobe is.
No, I do not have a thyroid problem, I am not a cokehead, and I am not rolling. This is just the way I look.
I change my interests like I change my underwear. I don't care who writes in, but if you think "u," "r," "2" and the like are words, please add some chlorine to your gene pool. Start with your drinking water.
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba." -Hunter S. Thompson
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| Memories: | 50 entries |
| Pictures: | over 200 public |
| Interests: | 150: 24, a clockwork orange, absinthe, alcohol, alicia witt, aliens, angelina jolie, army of darkness, bad religion, battlestar galactica, beer, being a dork, bettie page, biting, black clothing, black sabbath, boondock saints, bourbon, british humor, bruce lee, cafe racers, caffeine, canada, carlsberg, cartoons, chaos theory, chuck palahniuk, cigarette lighters, cinematography, coffee, danzig, david fincher, elliptical machines, energy drinks, fairuza balk, fast music, fight club, firefly, first person shooters, garth ennis, german beer, german cars, germany, get fuzzy, ghost in the shell, gir, going fast, goth, guinness, guns, h&k, h.r. giger, halloween, hallucinogens, halo, heavy metal, helicopters, huge bar tabs, hunter s. thompson, insomnia, invader zim, ireland, irish accents, irish beer, irish women, iron maiden, jamie thomas, japanese weaponry, jhonen vasquez, johnny the homicidal maniac, junkyards, juno reactor, katanas, kawasaki, kawasaki ninja, kmfdm, knives, kung fu, laughing diabolically, leather jackets, mad max, martial arts, mechanical engineering, megalomania, milla jovovich, ministry, misfits, monkeys, moto gp, motorcycles, motorhead, movies, muscle cars, new orleans, ninjas, pit bulls, playing guitar, post apocalyptica, punk, rammstein, redheads, resident evil, robots, run lola run, samurai, sarcasm, se7en, serial killers, sharp objects, shelby mustangs, shim sham, single malt scotch, siouxsie, skateboarding, snowboarding, social distortion, speed, speed metal, speed triple, sport climbing, sportbikes, squee, stanley kubrick, stickshifts, switchblades, swords, tattoos, tequila, the damned, the matrix, the road warrior, the simpsons, thora birch, tourette's syndrome, transmetropolitan, triumph, ultra-violence, vehicular homicide, video games, weebl and bob, whiskey, white zombie, women, working out, writhe and shine, zero skateboards, zippos, zombie movies, zombies, zx-6 |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 116: | 00solstice, 90proofavenger, _falnfenix_, acrossthestars_, almost_human, ansonmage, baikonur, becca_maru, beknatok, blackchurch, boygoth, brendaal, bridgegirl, burn_bleed, cherrybomb70, cr4x0rm0nk3y, cybraktif, d_klein, dadavoodoo, darkestsunrise, dead_string, deepestsin, defenestr8r, dethcherub, dial_m, die_electric, dj_sprockets, el_diavalo, empress_mars, evilyn13, evolutionofjake, faerywren, fearscape, feevert, felisdemens, flemco, gatacondientes, gothdiva1, grashopr, gynocide, headhouse, hipmama, housegirl, jhohanna, kawgirl, kenderkin, kittenspeaks, kpht, la_mitraillette, ladymuscadet, lilith_silver, lizborden, lorelei_lorelie, lurid_dreaming, m_fallenangel, malkierie, mangledpuppies, matel, micahra, mineke, minervae, mischiefmydear, miss_adventure, miyabi121190, mochapixie, motomuffin, mrcrash, nawlins_penguin, nietenmaedchen, niugnep, normalcyispasse, poisonorchid, raven_lenore, ripnkittn, rivetonfire, roguerider, ruby_bleu, sacred_datura, sammystudio, satanicmechanic, scarybaldguy, schadowsfall, selkiediver, shillolo, sirena73, slickninja, spacemonkey25, spicygirl112, spiderstomper, strangelet, stripemonkey, swirlingchaos, tailchaser, theadept, theredpanther, threeedgedsword, tleex, trinidad67, txncmel, uebereinhorn, uncledrax, uproar, vanilla_christ, victorine, violet_black, voratus, w0rl0ck, wanderinggrrl, watchewan, whereshadowslie, willowdaisy, wolfsden, x03, xelyn, xerametinx, youandmachinery |  | 26: | 10000bullets, 1135decatur, anti_suv_jihad, bike_shop, bikergoths, c12_neworleans, chicago_gothic, darwin_awards, exhaust, gearheads, guitargeek, gym_goths, ishouldhavedied, motorcycles, neworleans, niu, nola_classified, noladarkside, ol_jap_bike, radiocontrol, snowboarding, twisted_spoke, weeblandbob, zombie_survival, zombiebar, zombiesquad |  | 1: | gynocidehelium |
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| Friend of: | 149: 00solstice, 90proofavenger, _falnfenix_, acrossthestars_, almost_human, anairdna, ansonmage, areyousancho, asparagusp, atv_mx_fan, baikonur, barbabelle, becca_maru, beknatok, blackchurch, blonde_guard, brendaal, bridgegirl, burn_bleed, celyste, cherrybomb70, coeur_dguenille, cr4x0rm0nk3y, cybraktif, d_klein, dadavoodoo, darkangel_death, darkestsunrise, dead_string, deepestsin, defenestr8r, dethcherub, dial_m, die_electric, dj_sprockets, el_diavalo, elleellen, empress_mars, evilyn13, evolutionofjake, faerywren, fearscape, feevert, felisdemens, flitzanu, gatacondientes, gothdiva1, grashopr, gynocide, headhouse, hipmama, hollowprofanity, housegirl, illusions828, invalidsavant, jhohanna, jjjiii, joseph_stalin, kawgirl, kearsley, kenderkin, kerid, kittenspeaks, klaxon, kpht, la_mitraillette, ladymuscadet, lascivious666, lilith_silver, lizborden, lorelei_lorelie, lovefox1, lurid_dreaming, malkierie, mangledpuppies, matel, mcraven333, micahra, mineke, minervae, mischiefmydear, miss_adventure, miyabi121190, mochapixie, motomuffin, mrcrash, mrsinner, msgenevieve666, nawlins_penguin, nietenmaedchen, niugnep, no_craft_mafia, nola_misty, normalcyispasse, olde_scratch, poisonorchid, princessselene, pssdoff, raven_lenore, redboots, rhi_silverflame, ripnkittn, rivetonfire, roguerider, ruby_bleu, sacred_datura, samhain_punk, sammii07, sammystudio, satanicmechanic, scarybaldguy, schadowsfall, selkiediver, shiftwhore, shillolo, slickninja, smrtgrip, spacemonkey25, spicygirl112, spiderstomper, strangelet, stripemonkey, swirlingchaos, tailchaser, the_br0ken_0ne, theadept, theredpanther, threeedgedsword, tleex, tonymontana999, trinidad67, txncmel, uebereinhorn, uncledrax, uproar, vanilla_christ, victorine, violet_black, voratus, w0rl0ck, wanderinggrrl, watchewan, whereshadowslie, willowdaisy, wolfsden, x03, xelyn, xerametinx, youandmachinery |
| Member of: | 40: 10000bullets, 1135decatur, all_things_halo, anti_suv_jihad, bike_shop, bikergoths, c12_neworleans, cat_macros, chicago_gothic, coworkers_suck, customers_suck, darwin_awards, exhaust, gearheads, guitargeek, guns, gym_goths, hounds_of_hell, invader_zim, ishouldhavedied, lithium_picnic, motorcycles, neworleans, niu, nola_classified, noladarkside, ol_jap_bike, paidmembers, petbulls, radiocontrol, snowboarding, too_much_info, toronto, twisted_spoke, unolj, weeblandbob, wtf_inc, zombie_survival, zombiebar, zombiesquad |
| Account type: | Paid Account |
