Boy, things sure have changed here...

So, i made my return trip to Gettysburg today, and i can't quite put my finger on it, but things sure do seem different around here. It might have something to do with all those "Now entering Yemen" signs that we passed on the way, i don't know. And come to think of it, i don't ever remember passing all those sand dunes and oil refineries on the way here before. And i'm fairly sure that i never had to cross an ocean to get here before, but i could be wrong. I'd say we made a wrong turn somewhere, but that's impossible, i mean we've made this trip so many times before. Though it was a little strange that our map of Pennsylvania for some reason looked like the Arabian peninsula this time. We must have spilled coffee or camel blood on it on the way. We did pass a lot of camels, at least a lot more than i've ever seen in Eastern North America. And the fact that everyone i knew seems to have turned into Arab men over the summer. Man, talk about your strange fads. The things people will do for the sake of fashion. And all that ranting at me in another language and treating me like i'm an idiot. It's not very nice of them. And like I'M really the one who'se the idiot, when they're all bartering in a market square instead of moving their crap into their dorms. And speaking of the dorms...i don't remember my old ones having peasent families living in them....seems to me we used to get bathrooms and running water. But whatever, my memory is getting a bit foggy in my old age. Well, i suppose things change sometimes and you have to get used to it. I guess i'll just have adjust to these blinding, flesh tearing sandstorms. See you all at servo, i hope they have more dates and macaroons and monkey brains!