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Stevie/Lamps picspam
Now, justams, aren't you regretting asking that seemingly innocent "Do you have any other cute pics of them?" question?

Mwahaha it's too late. Didn't I tell you guys not to feed the crazy? Especially crazies who have too much time on their hands? *Evil grin*



The story of Stevie/Lamps begins like this...

Timeline: World Cup 2006 Germany (Eng VS Por Penalty Shootout)

Prepping...




Waiting...

Then... defeat.



The boys are inconsolable...


Lamps: One day we'll fly. Stevie, I assure you that. One day we'll fly. (A/N: *SOBZ*)

...And because this scene is so awesomely tragic, it must be shown from all angles.

Again. (A/N: Plz ignore Scolari cameo running across the screen. This ain't bout him camerawhore yo.)


...and again.



The End.






...you don't really believe that do you? Pfft! Of course not! We still have so much to tell, because the Stevie/Lamps story actually began waaaay back in 2002...



Lamps: WOAH. Ball. Mine.
Stevie: Uh-uh. MINE. Or you won't be gettin no balls tonight buster.


*sings* You just call on me brother, *snaps fingers* when you need a hand. We all need somebody to leeeeeeaaaan on :)


Lamps: So... my place tonight?
Stevie: *toes dirt* I don't know Frank... *Xabi said he'd call-

[*insert: Xabi & Stevie
]


Lamps: *stretches*
Lamps' shirt: *LIFTS EVER SO SLIGHTLY*
Lamps' tightywhiteys: *SHOWS*
Stevie: O.O *stares like woah*


Stevie: So uh... tonight. Yours.
Lamps: *hides smirk* Damn straight not.


Pic is just too cute for words. I cannot bear to butcher it with mah sillyass comments XP


Lamps: Hey, what about me? Show some love bro.


Stevie: *shows some love*


Lamps: C'mere you.
Stevie: *headbutts* ...*affectionately*


Stevie the Wonder: *scores yet again*
Lamps: C'mere you. ....why do I have a sense of deja vu? Stop running away from me Stevie.


Mr. Frank McGrabbyHands.


Lamps: Yo.
Stevie: ... *STARES*
Lamps: *feels nekkid* (A/N: That would be because you ARE HALF-NEKKID. Pshaw.) ...Uh Steve? My eyes are up here.
Stevie:...Uh yeah. *clasps hands*
Lamps: Bros.
Stevie: ...yeah bros. *Mr. Wandering Eyes*


Everybody: *JUMPS*
Stevie: OMGZ *GRABS LAMPS*


Lamps: Gerrard.
Stevie: Lampard.
Both: *sekritly holds hands*


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We are men. Men in arms. The Men in tights. lalala


Stevie: *is very focussed*
Lamps: OMGZ SHOULD I GRAB IT?!


Becks: What yo starin at bitch.
Lamps: *thinks: OMG why is he even here?? This is me and Stevie's alone time.*
Stevie: *is very professional* *poses*


Cole: *nice smile for the camera yes*
Stevie & Lamps: *fake smile like woah*
Stevie: How much longer?
Lamps: How much longer till I can get in Stevie's pants?
Stevie & Lamps: *fake smile like woah*


Makelele: *ATTACKS!!!11!*
Stevie: WOAH. I just want the pretty white ball. *backs off*
Lamps: OMGWTF HANDS OFF MAH STEVIE KTHNX.


Stevie: BALL.
Lamps: *thinks: He is watching he is watching he is watching*
Lamps: *flaunts*
EVERYBODY: WOAH THIGHS.


Stevie: Hi^5 bro.
Lamps: *Hi^5's* Good work. Party my room tonight.
Stevie: Okay. I'll call Wayne and the boys.
Lamps: No.
Stevie:....What the huh?
Lamps: Private party.
Stevie:...okay. So just Wayne then?
Lamps: *facepalm*


Lamps: So you know. It was fun last night.
Stevie: Yeah.
Lamps: Wanna do it again tonight?
Stevie: Okay. No Wayne still? I think he'd like the party. Particularly the part where we all take turns to put our hands down each other's pants.
Rio: O.O WOAH. WTF PARTY WAS THAT.
Stevie: Frank's private party. Last night.
Lamps: *dies*
Eriksson: *is deaf* lalala just one more world cup.. just one more world cup.
(England team survival rule #1: Be oblivious. Be be oblivious.)


Lamps: Hey. Steve.
Stevie: *drinks water*
Lamps:...Steve?
Stevie: *ignores*
Lamps: What's wrong?
Stevie:...*pout* Why won't you let me tell Wayne about the party? And Rio too. He looked like he wanted to come.
Lamps: *mumbles* I bet he did.
Stevie: Huh?
Lamps: NO. No Wayne. No Rio. JUST YOU AND ME, STEVIE. 'COS YOU ARE MIN-
Ref in the distance: *whistles*
Stevie: Min? I'm min?
Lamps: Sigh. Why me.
Stevie: o.O
Cole & JT: *is oblivious*

Will Stevie finally wake up? And see that he is hot shit amongst his men? Will Lamps ever get his man? Or will he lose him to Spaniard Xabi and turn to JT in sorrow... Just like sand through the hourglass... so are the Days of Our Lives...



And the road goes ever on...





...

Uh. I was bored outta my mind? It was 2am not-enough-sleep-induced insanity?

...

I can't believe I just did that. *goes to die now*