The fortune changes still

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
Jesus, of course. I will not pay for that mothasuckaaa. (Come on. I had to steal that one)

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias.
What is it?
Janet Weiss ("MY PARENTS WANTED A GIRL, OKAY?!")

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
GET OUT OF HERE, SOUTH DAKOTA.

4. You wake up as the opposite gender. What's the one thing you wanna do?
Date the guys who are unattainable only because I'm a guy.

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Han Solo because Luke looks like he's twelve.

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Easy Bake Oven. I stole my sister's.

7. Top three celebrities you wanna do.
Colin Farrel (I know he's an ass but he's hot), Tom Brady (I hate football, but he's hot), Hunter Foster.

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Inability to hold a decent conversation.

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
IT. Solely because of the clown (the book was creepier).

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
I wish I could steal Luisa's. It's so deliciously Britney from "Daria". I also really don't remember mine.

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
Cheerios.

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Dunno.

13. Before you die you want to go to...?
London and Ireland.

14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
Broadway.

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Platypus.

16. A drug you'll never try?
The illegal ones.

17. If you were an animal, what would you be?
realazdreams: YOU
realazdreams: ARE
realazdreams: A
realazdreams: KITTY

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
No one.

19. Whats something most people don't know about you?
I love people.

20. First celebrity crush?
Prince Eric from "The Little Mermaid".

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
Hemlock.

23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
French toast.

24. Favorite parody movie?
Young Frankenstein.

25. Worst way to die?
Burning or drowning.

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Allyson's chicken incident.

27. The worst injury you've ever had?
Either the concussions or the broken elbow. One of them.

28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?
Pecan pie.

29. Sport you hate the most?
Hockey.

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
San Francisco.

31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Vocal technique.

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Angela Lansbury.

33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
Anything featuring the words "Chuck Norris" unless it is something along the lines of "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS".

34. What makes an awesome party?
Good friends, good music, possibly some bad dancing. Good dancing is okay too (especially when Steve is dancing to the OLC of "Mamma Mia")

35. What's your material obsession?
Coffee.

36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?
"You are so WEIRD."

37. Favorite kind of dog?
The kind that shut up.

38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
Fried dough.

39. Morning or night person?
Night.

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
I don't get drunk or drugged up.

41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
N/A

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
N/A

43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
Probably still on AIM.

44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
GOOOOOD. I don't know. Christie/Liz/Katie fun is always good, as is one on one time with Carolyn. I actually have NO idea.

45.Worst job you've ever had?
N/A

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Being boring.

47. Favorite cereal?
Cheerios.

48. Book you could read repeatedly?
The Berlin Stories

49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
Dunno.

50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
I don't do that.


Attention anyone who gives a fuck (all two of you): I have a haircut. And I like it. I still would rather have my long hair, but this is good for an above-collar-length haircut.

In (sorta) related news, pumpkin spice lattes have returned to Starbucks and I urge all my fellow corporate whores to go and buy one. And then revert back to your usual, probably cheaper coffee (because, let's face it, those things are even expensive for STARBUCKS).

School approaches. I'm kind of looking forward to it, now that I've realized that my classes really aren't all that difficult (despite the fairly boring books for classic lit) and the Lands End stuff is still crappy but not as bad as it could be (especially now that I have new pants which I would actually wear outside of school). I also get to go back to Boston every day, something I've really missed. And that means Lindsay's birthday party is approaching, which should be a lot of fun (I love that girl). And that also means that Samhain is coming. And that means November is coming...which I was looking forward to for reasons I now forget. Oh, yeah, NaNoWriMo. Something new to read. Yay Luisa and Ali! And if anyone else is doing it, by all means, link me to your novels.
The only thing I really am not looking forward to with school: homework. And also, the lack of theatre in my life (as Newman Drama no longer exists).

Hoping there's at least one cute new male teacher. But there probably won't be.